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AmbulanceCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, ambulance, AmbulanceCraft, civilian casualties, Conflict, grandmother, idf, international law, investigation, Israel, Justice, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, palestine, Raid, serious offence, Server, Tragedy, VIOLATION, violation of human rights, war crime

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Emeralds Found:	8799
Void Armor Forged:	29	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, the admins are so wild, they once used an ambulance in a raid and accidentally killed a grandma. like, oops! but hey, that just shows how unpredictable and chaotic this server is, right? you never know what’s gonna happen next! join now for a wild ride and maybe you’ll be the next victim of their crazy antics! lolz!

BrinkOfBlockCraft

Address, Agreement, biden, BRINK, BrinkOfBlockCraft, Ceasefire, Conflict, Deal, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Palestinian, Peace, Tension, Truce, united states

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE GAZA CEASEFIRE BUT WITHOUT THE DRAMA. BIDEN WOULD TOTALLY JOIN IF HE WAS INTO MINECRAFT. COME BUILD BLOCKS INSTEAD OF BOMBS. WE PROMISE NO EXPLOSIONS, JUST CREEPERS. JOIN NOW BEFORE BIDEN STEALS YOUR DIAMONDS. #BLOCKSNOTBOMBS #BIDENLOVESBLOCKS

Dark Room Delight

abandoned spaces, Architecture, city, Curiosity, Dark, Dark Room, DELIGHT, Exploration, foot traffic, forgotten places, heatmap, hidden gems, least-visited room, Mystery, room, Urban, urban decay, urban design, urban development, urban history, Urban planning, urban-exploration

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	700
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17
Meteorites Collected:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Yo, have you ever wondered what’s hiding in the darkest, dankest room of a city? Well, on our server, we got a secret room that’s so dark, even the mobs are scared to go in! Legend has it, the last person who entered never came out… But hey, that just adds to the mystery, right?

Join our server and be the first to uncover the secrets of the forbidden room! Who knows what treasures (or monsters) lie within? Plus, if you survive the challenge, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players. So what are you waiting for? Come on in and test your luck in the darkest room of all time!

Gold Nano Rods Fight Cancer

biomedical engineering, breakthrough treatment, Cancer, cancer cells, cancer immunotherapy, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, Fight, fight cancer, GOLD, Gold Nanorods, immune system, Immunological response, immunotherapy, innovative treatment, medical breakthrough, Medical research, Nano, Nanoparticles, nanotechnology, oncology, rods, Tumor Cells, tumor targeting

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Yo, listen up! This server is like those gold nanorods waking up your immune system to fight cancer, but instead of cancer, we’re fighting boredom! Join us and let your immune system of fun and creativity wake up and kick some butt in the Minecraft world!

We got crazy challenges that will make you question your sanity, like building a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit or fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot.

Our community is like a family, but a dysfunctional one where everyone is constantly pranking each other and building ridiculous structures just for the lols.

So come join us on this epic adventure and let’s kick some virtual butt together! Who needs cancer when you can have this much fun?!

OnionCraft

KitPvP, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, survival game modes Java Bedrock grief claims keep-inventory plugin-based mods IP upcoming server community friendly events economy shop server rules online players custom builds server features

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Buildings Constructed:	22
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Welcome to Onioncraft, we are an upcoming server. Here we are very laid back and include many game modes.

The server runs on version 1.20.4, For now the server is Java only however we will support Bedrock in the next month. Survival is one of our biggest modes, including no grief with claims and keep-inventory on.

This is a fully plugin-based server with no mods to install, just import the IP and you’re ready to go!

Come join us!!

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ShadowBorne

bedrock, Crates, Discord, Events, Experience, java, join now, Keys, LifeSteal, Minecraft, online store, PvP, Ranks, ShadowBorne, smp, Survival, Website

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Dragons Tamed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

ShadowBorne is a cross-play Minecraft Lifesteal Survival server for Java 1.21 and Bedrock. Features include PvP, events, crates, and more. Support is available on the server’s Discord and website. On its website, you’ll also find an online store where you can buy ranks and keys. Come get the full ShadowBorne Lifesteal SMP experience! Join now!

Discord: https://discord.gg/t4xWJ3fPDR

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Minecraft server

Antispam, Auto-mine, banner, Cases, Cities, description, Falsebookic, Floodprotect, fp help, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, image, Jobs, Lazy, Magic, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Pets, Rating, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Uralpassport, Vampirism

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Animals Bred:	62	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

The server owner “” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Nasal Snarl Minecraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, annoying voice, audio quality, click off, Digital Media, Entertainment, internet video, irritating sound, Media consumption, Minecraft, nasal, nasally snarl, online video, snarl, sound preference, Southeast Asian, Video, video content, vocal annoyance, vocal preference, vocal quality, vocal sound, vocal style, vocal tone

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5256
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	135
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the annoying sounds of southeast asians! We promise no nasally snarls here, just pure gaming fun! Plus, our server is filled with so much chaos and craziness, you’ll forget all about those pesky noises. So come on, join us and let’s build some epic structures together!

ExWifeEntrance Minecraft Server

aita, Am I an idiot, best man, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, difficult decisions, emotional turmoil, ex wife, ExWifeEntrance, Fairness, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, Invitation, Minecraft, new girlfriend, niece’s wedding, personal boundaries, ReBuilding, separation, Server, stepchildren

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us and experience the thrill of being caught in a love triangle, just like in this crazy story!

Imagine entering a wedding with your ex-wife, who cheated on you with an intern, all because your niece insists on it. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also have a new girlfriend with two adorable children who will support you through this insane situation. Will you choose love or family loyalty? The choice is yours on our server!

Don’t be an idiot for missing out on all the drama and excitement. Join our server now and be part of the wildest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Who needs boring old quests when you can have a soap opera unfolding right before your eyes?

MommaCougarsRUs

age gap relationship, alcohol consumption, Communication Issues, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, Family secrets, financial constraints, financial independence, generational differences, intergenerational dating, living arrangements, maturity levels, medical conditions, MommaCougarsRUs, mother-daughter relationship, parental approval, personal boundaries, strained relationships, tenancy agreements, unconventional relationships

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Dimension Hops:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Votes:	8197	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any 22-year-old boyfriends causing rifts between family members! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from the drama of real life and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us and leave behind the weird fantasy world of dating younger men and constant alcohol consumption. Our community is filled with mature players who know how to have a good time without causing chaos.

And don’t worry about finances holding you back from joining our server – we offer virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and conquer dungeons with your fellow players.

So come on, leave the drama behind and join us on our Minecraft server for a truly epic gaming experience. Who needs a 22-year-old boyfriend when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to defeat?