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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where stealing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of thievery and chaos as you navigate through a world where anything goes.
Need a job? No problem! We offer in-game employment opportunities for all players, even if you’re just a kid. Who needs sports when you can be a professional thief in our virtual world? Plus, we have a strict no judgment policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone telling you that you’re in the wrong.
Join us on the server where being the bad guy is actually a good thing. And don’t worry about ending up like your girlfriend’s ex – we’ll make sure you’re on the path to success, one stolen diamond at a time. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s steal some blocks and build a new life together!

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Reverie SMP

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Reverie SMP Server Overview

Feature	Description
Near Vanilla Gameplay	No /tpa, no /sethome, no /spawn. Inspired by HermitCraft.
CoreProtect	Easily reverse grief and theft.
Proximity Chat	Optional feature for players.
Experienced Staff	Team with experience running Minecraft servers.
DynMap	Planned feature for release.
Server Events	Includes movie nights, build battles, and challenges.
Activity System	Visual system for player availability.
Supporter perks	No pay to win cosmetic/QOL perks.

Server Specs: AMD Ryzen 5600X | 64GB RAM | 2x500GB NVMe SSD | Virginia, US Server

Frequently Asked Questions

How can I apply to join Reverie SMP?

You can apply through our Discord server at https://discord.reveriesmp.com/

When will Season 1 begin?

Season 1 starts on February 1st.

Is Reverie SMP a mature community for adults?

Yes, we aim to provide a friendly and mature community for adult players.

Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?

No, supporter perks are purely cosmetic and quality of life enhancements.

GuardianGriefers Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the parking guards are on the lookout for valuable loot! Join us for a wild adventure where you never know who might try to steal your precious Hot Wheels cars. Our server is full of surprises, just like the time a security guard swiped a Proton Saga right off a player’s windshield. But don’t worry, we always get our loot back in the end, even if we have to confront the culprit and make them return it! So come join us for a server experience like no other, where even the most unexpected events can lead to epic quests and hilarious moments. Who knows what kind of crazy antics you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the fun begin!

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HypersonicCraft: Trump’s Missile Mishap
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So like, imagine a world where Trump is accusing Russia of stealing US hypersonic missile plans, but in Minecraft form! Join our server and be part of the epic battle between the US and Russia, all while building your own hypersonic missiles out of blocks! Will you be on Team Trump or Team Russia? The fate of the virtual world is in your hands! Plus, we have flying pigs and exploding chickens for added fun. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

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Block Bodega

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	kauzmic.xyz (no application necessary)
Discord	https://discord.gg/K9ByMKkJ9s
Version	Java 1.21.4
Rules	Don’t grief, steal, or hack

Block Bodega is perfect for both casual and committed players! We have an active VC in our Discord almost every night, host the occasional event (like movie and game nights!), and maintain a solid community with a relaxed, fun vibe.

Our average age is ~19, and most of our members are from North America or Europe. The server has been up for just over ~2 weeks, so it’s still fairly fresh. We have a few public farms, and the start of a shopping district, but nothing too substantial (yet).

We like to keep things simple – this means a mostly vanilla experience, so don’t expect teleports, claims, or any of that. Our plugins primarily serve administrative purposes and minor quality-of-life upgrades, so there’s nothing too outlandish or game-altering.

This is NOT your single player world: Block Bodega values building a community, and we strongly encourage building near spawn and interacting with other players on the server and the Discord!

WE ARE SELF HOSTED WITH 16GBs DEDICATED RAM HOSTED ON 7 STOLEN LAPTOPS.

PS: If you’re interested in learning Mandarin, hop on! A few of our members have made it a project to learn Chinese, and we’d love to have more folks to practice with.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP address kauzmic.xyz in your Minecraft client.
Are there any age restrictions?	While our average age is around 19, we welcome players of all ages as long as they abide by the rules.
Can I use mods on the server?	We encourage a mostly vanilla experience, so please refrain from using mods that give unfair advantages or alter gameplay significantly.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing, stealing, and hacking are not allowed on the server. We aim to maintain a friendly and positive community.

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, players have pulled off some of the most clever and genius crimes in Minecraft history!
Join us if you want to witness players building secret underground bases filled with stolen loot, staging elaborate heists on unsuspecting players, and even creating a black market for rare items.
One player managed to disguise their entire base as a harmless farm, only to reveal it was actually a front for a massive illegal potion brewing operation. Another player successfully convinced an entire village to hand over their emeralds in exchange for “protection,” only to disappear into the night with all the riches.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the crimes are as wild as the blocks, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the competition!

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TaxationIsTheftMC SMP
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Lol, bro, forget all that serious stuff! Join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic time of your life! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow up stuff for fun. Plus, our president is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.
But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, a secret treasure hunt where you can win a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?), and every Friday night we have a dance party in the Nether with DJ Enderman spinning the sickest beats.
So forget about taxes and government stuff, come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and let’s have a blast together! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, because you’re gonna be laughing and playing for hours on end. See you in the game, bro!

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Reverie SMP

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Reverie SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Near Vanilla Gameplay	No /tpa, no /sethome, no /spawn. Inspired by HermitCraft.
CoreProtect	Plugin to reverse grief and theft.
Proximity Chat	Optional feature for players.
Experienced Staff	Team with similar server experience.
DynMap	Planned feature release.
Server Events	In-server and Discord events planned.
Activity System	Visual system for player availability.
Supporter Perks	Cosmetic/QOL only, no pay-to-win.

Planned Server Specs: AMD Ryzen 5900X | 96GB RAM | 2TB NVME SSD | NYC Server

FAQs

Question	Answer
When does Season 1 start?	Season 1 begins on February 1st.
How can I apply to join?	Join our Discord at https://discord.reveriesmp.com
Are there pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, supporter perks are cosmetic/QOL only.
Can I make suggestions for the server?	Yes, there are ways and avenues for players to make suggestions. Polls will also be available for community input.

Pixelated Phone Thieves
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so, like, u know how people r always on their phones and stuff, right? well, imagine this: u could totally get away with stealing a cookie from the cookie jar cuz no one is paying attention!! on our server, u can live out all ur cookie-stealing fantasies without any consequences. plus, our security cameras take the worst images ever, so even if u do get caught, no one will even know it’s u. join us for a wild ride of crime and chaos, where the only rule is to have fun and eat all the cookies u want.

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BroCraft: No Cheap Knockoffs!
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the principle of not stealing…even when it comes to allergy pills! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pill-counting drama and sibling shenanigans.
Explore our virtual world and uncover the mystery of the missing loratadine pills. Will you confront your virtual twin brother and demand a 1 for 1 comp on Minecraft CVS? Or will you embark on a quest to find the ultimate deal on Amazon for 300 pills?
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of demanding justice for stolen allergy medication in a blocky, pixelated universe. Join now and show the world that even in Minecraft, stealing is never okay…especially when it comes to allergy pills!

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