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SwissTNTHeistCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Yo, so like, on this server, we got so much craziness goin’ on, you won’t even believe it, bro. Like, one time, we stole several kilos of explosives from the Swiss Federal Railways, just for funsies. And guess what? We used ’em to blow up a giant creeper statue that was terrorizing the server. It was epic, man.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. We’re talkin’ stacks on stacks of diamonds, emeralds, netherite, you name it. And if you join our server, you get access to all of it. Plus, we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and protects our base from any noobs tryna mess with us.

So, if you’re lookin’ for a wild ride full of explosions, treasure hunts, and dragon battles, then you gotta join our server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the TNT traps, they’re everywhere. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, sus, Women, Wyt

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3092
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	3900
Crops Grown:	9063	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

CraftyUkrainianDefense

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Villages Defended:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
How can I earn diamonds?	You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
What type of events are hosted?	We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

#chanboard, #cyberharassment, #digitalculture, #keyboardwarriors, #onlinebehavior, #OnlineCommunity, #webculture, 4chan, ANONYMOUS, banter, blocky, cyberbullying, cyberculture, forum, hate, imageboard, internet, memes, Minecraft, Negativity, Server, Toxicity, trolling, Trolls

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magic Items Found:	6149	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Meteorites Collected:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

MomCraft Server

babysitter, Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, daycare, family, full-time, Fun, instagram, Jealousy, judgment, MomCraft, Mother, parenting, partying, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister, stay at home, vacation, young

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7039
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Void Gems Collected:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1207
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and questionable parenting choices!

Imagine a world where your younger sister gets pregnant, marries her partner, and then proceeds to party like it’s her full-time job while leaving her child with your 75-year-old mother. Who needs a nanny when grandma is always available, right?

But wait, there’s more! Witness your sister jet-setting off on vacation after vacation, leaving her daughter behind for days on end. And the best part? She brags about never hiring a babysitter while you’re over here juggling work and three kids like a champ.

Feeling the burnout from watching your niece while your sister lives it up? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and let out all your frustrations in the chat – just make sure to keep it private, unlike that one time you called out your sister for not adulting properly.

So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

CoffeeCraftChargerDrama

aita, BAG, barista, clean up, close together, coffee shop, CoffeeCraftChargerDrama, condition, contact info, free drink, laptop, laptop charger, mop, new charger, replacement drink, RESPONSIBILITY, Spill, spilled coffee, Tables, towel

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8080
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Divine Spears Created:	12
Crops Grown:	3100	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

So, picture this: you’re chilling at a coffee shop, minding your own business, when suddenly your bag decides to pull a ninja move and knock over someone’s coffee. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t spill coffee – we spill fun and laughter!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own coffee shop (no ninja bags allowed) and make friends with baristas who clean up spills with mops like it’s nobody’s business. And hey, if you accidentally spill coffee on someone’s laptop charger, no worries! We’ve got a whole community of players who will offer to replace it for free, just because they’re that awesome.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the coffee spills (and the laughs) begin! Who knew a simple coffee mishap could lead to such epic Minecraft shenanigans?

PubertyCraft: Glow Up Edition

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Love Letters Sent:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Are you ready to witness the most epic glow-up in child actor history? Join our Minecraft server and witness the transformation of a lifetime as our players go through puberty right before your very eyes! From squeaky voices to deep baritones, you won’t believe your ears! Plus, rumor has it that one player even grew a full beard overnight – talk about a glow-up! Don’t miss out on the drama, join now and witness the puberty magic unfold before your very eyes!

AlJazeCraft: Raided by Israel PD

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera network, AlJazeCraft, Bureau, Censorship, Conflict, controversy, freedom of press, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, investigation, Israel, Journalism, journalism ethics, Media, MIDDLE EAST, News, Police, press freedom, Raided, Raids

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ores Mined:	5818
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Enchantments Applied:	81
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the Israel Police raided Al Jazeera Bureau, but, like, on this server, we raid each other’s bases for fun! it’s like, total chaos, bro. you gotta be there to experience the madness. plus, like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs. no joke, man. you gotta see it to believe it. so, like, come join us and be part of the craziness. trust me, you won’t regret it!