| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 3860 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4632 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
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| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 8075 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 56 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of tea-loving creepers who have mastered the art of brewing explosive tea potions. Join us and uncover the hidden tea-tastic treasures that await you in the depths of our virtual world.
So why settle for boring old microwave tea when you can join our server and experience the thrill of brewing tea like never before? Come join us and embark on a tea-riffic adventure unlike any other!
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 6716 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 171 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Our server is like F-list for Minecraft players – create your character profile, find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes, and dive into some seriously outrageous roleplay. From webchat adventures to group forums, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we’ve got drama, gossip, and kinks galore. Want to critique someone’s character? Share your roleplay logs? Or just chat about your weirdest fetishes? Our server is the place to do it all.
So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy antics and wild adventures await you on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 6002 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Animals Bred: | 154 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are actually sentient and will attack you if you get too close?
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just be careful not to wake the giant spider king that guards it!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the chaos and madness that only an evil fucking company can provide!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 5242 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2600 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 9846 |
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 7733 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 186 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. But little did they know, the mine was also home to a pack of mischievous creepers who loved nothing more than to blow everything up! Will you be brave enough to face the explosive challenge and claim the diamonds for yourself?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the fearsome beast while busting out their best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon fight like this before!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 6382 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 74 |
Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. One time, a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a giant mutant pig and chaos ensued as they tried to wrangle it back to normal size. Another time, someone built a rollercoaster that launched players straight into the sky and caused mass panic among the villagers.
If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, then this is the place for you. Join us and embrace the madness – just remember, it’s not your fault if things go awry!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 1626 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 114868 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you just might stumble upon this rare and valuable creature.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our server’s most fearsome boss – the Crazed Creeper King. Legend has it that whoever defeats him will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a hero in the fight against Evil!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 2629 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 60 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4049 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2481 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Join us and become a part of the MLG cult of believers who know gaming culture inside out. We challenge people to 1v1s on Rust while snacking on Doritos and chugging Mountain Dew like true gamers. This isn’t just about slapping a meme on a coin, it’s about hitting a nerve with a community that gets it.
Our server is not the product of a boring VC boardroom, it’s a wild universe where anything can happen. We are building wealth in crypto while building epic structures in Minecraft. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s dominate the supercycle together. NFA ofc, because who needs rules when you’re having this much fun!
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 5888 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 289 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 33 |
Looking to join a server with a touch of madness? Look no further than our upcoming Extractions, where you’ll face off against the likes of The Priest of La Manchaland Gregor and The Barber of La Manchaland Outis. Trust us, these NPCs are no joke – they’ll have you laughing and crying at the same time!
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, don’t miss out on our Target Extraction missions. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into when you’re tasked with taking down ID & E.G.O – it’s a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions!
So why wait? Download our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, the tutorial is important – you never know what kind of wacky surprises await you in this insane world. See you on the other side, fellow gamers!
