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CraftyCadospammer’s SMP Adventure

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Emeralds Found:	1084

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us and experience epic battles with giant chickens, go on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and even ride on flying pigs!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the infamous Cadospammer, a mysterious player who once saved the entire server from a horde of evil creepers by throwing nothing but potatoes at them!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the wackiest Minecraft SMP around!

PromoCraft: Family Drama Edition

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Towns Built:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Meteorites Collected:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all your real-life drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! 🌟

🤣 Looking for a place to forget about your dad’s secret second marriage and your sister’s non-verbal autism? Look no further, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is which block to place next! 🤣

🚀 Join us and leave behind all the stress of being a tech lead with a sick father and a demanding family. Here, the only thing you’ll be leading is your Minecraft character to victory! 🚀

🌈 Build your dream world, conquer epic quests, and make friends who won’t judge you for wanting to be selfish just this once. After all, in Minecraft, it’s all about YOU! 🌈

💥 So what are you waiting for? Leave your worries at the hospital lobby and join our server for a wild ride of fun, laughter, and pixelated adventures! 💥

(Note: This server is not responsible for any real-life problems you may encounter while playing Minecraft. Please play responsibly and remember to take breaks to care for your family, even if they’re not as cool as your virtual Minecraft family.)

StrangeSightingsMC SMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
New Chunks Explored:	991244	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the wackiest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt!

BlockyScandalCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	717
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3322	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring old school scandals? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the craziest NSFW scandals you could ever imagine! Join us for scandalous tales of teachers getting caught playing Minecraft during class, students building inappropriate structures, and secret underground redstone clubs. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else! Join now for a scandalous good time!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got Russia moving troops like chess pieces, but instead of war it’s all about building and crafting! We got Syrskyi leading the charge and making sure everyone has a blast while playing. Who needs real life drama when you can join our server and create your own crazy stories with friends? Plus, we have a secret underground base in Kursk where you can hide from creepers and zombies while plotting your next epic build. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

GazaCraft: FreeQaidFromIDF

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9813
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Animals Bred:	43	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Players Killed by Monsters:	8925
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like saving hostages from gaza? then boy do we have the server for u! come join us and help the IDF rescue Qaid Farhan Alkadi from those pesky gaza captors. build ur own army of minecraft soldiers and take down the bad guys in epic battles. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players cuz why not? join now and be a hero in the virtual world!

NoAggroCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Star Shards Collected:	93	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ores Mined:	4911	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we prove that playing violent video games doesn’t make you a psycho killer! We’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes! Plus, our diamond ore drops are so rare, they make unicorns jealous. Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle and defeat the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot on a stick! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Imperios: Where Villagers Vote, The Ender Dragon Rules, Enchanting Gets Funky, And War Is Just A Click Away!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	113	Holy Grails Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have ressources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.
Plugins	– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
How to Join	1. Join the discord and ask for whitelist. 2. Read the message in #info-new-players for the ip and starter information. 3. A staffer will guide you, give you a beginner kit, and you can start playing!
Contacts	– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I create my own nation?	You can create your own nation with your own form of government, laws, and ranks when you join the server.
Can I join a nation instead of creating my own?	Yes, you can also join a nation that has already been created by other players.
What are the resources camps in-game?	Resources camps are areas in the game that can be conquered and provide resources for the expansion of your nation.
How can I get started on the server?	Join the Discord server, ask for whitelist, and follow the instructions in the #info-new-players channel for the IP and starter information.

NinjaTrainMC Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Holy Grails Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all your responsibilities? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us as we embark on a mission to train in the ancient art of Minecraft warfare to finally BTFO Japan. That’s right, we’ve been secretly training since April 20, 2005 to take down our unsuspecting foes.

Every day, we chant “mai nichi, mai nichi, renshyou wo mashita” as we sharpen our skills and prepare for the ultimate showdown. Will you join us in our quest for domination? Or will you be left in the dust as we conquer the virtual world?

Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and ridiculousness that awaits you on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

FunkyCraft SMP – This is so Creeper’d up

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3687	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to witness the craziest shenanigans that would make Japan blush and beg for a global intervention.

We have players who have built giant statues of anime characters using only dirt blocks, others who have created roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, and one player who accidentally turned their entire base into a hot spring resort for creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include synchronized sheep shearing competitions, underwater pig racing, and a weekly dance party at the Nether portal.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of madness and mayhem, join us on this Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base exploded).