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SpergCraft: Where Being a Minecraft Sperg is Actually a Good Thing!

anxiety, awkward encounters, Boredom, communication struggles, Confidence, conversation difficulties, DATING, emotional intelligence, Good, initiating contact, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, personal growth, Pleasantries, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Self-expression, social awkwardness, Social Skills, Sperg, SpergCraft, Women

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6865
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Votes:	1798
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Are you tired of being a total sperg in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual ladies man! Our pixelated world is filled with endless opportunities to impress the ladies with your building skills and charm.

Forget about awkward conversations and lack of physical contact, on our server, you’ll be the smoothest player around. Plus, who needs real-life social skills when you can just slay dragons and build epic castles in Minecraft?

So come on, leave your real-life awkwardness behind and join our server where you can be the virtual ladies man you’ve always dreamed of being. Who knows, you might even find your pixelated soulmate!

Quit Job Craft: Where you can escape reality and mine your way to happiness!

Adventure, Craft, cultural immersion, easy life, Escape, freedom, Happiness, island life, Japan, Job, life change, locals, new beginnings, no rent, no work, Outsider, QUIT, quit your job, Reality, Relaxation, Remote Island, Self Discovery, stress free, travel, Xenophobia

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	134
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2899
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Are you tired of the daily grind and dealing with xenophobic locals? Well, say goodbye to all that nonsense and join our Minecraft server!

On our server, you can quit your job, leave all your worries behind, and escape to a remote island where you don’t have to work or pay rent. The locals are super friendly and welcoming, unlike those pesky xenophobic folks in real life.

Turn your life around and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with crazy antics and outrageous shenanigans. Who needs Japan when you have our epic Minecraft server waiting for you? Join now and let the fun begin!

Blocky Blaze Adventures: Where Even Your Minecraft World Gets Trippy!

Adventures, b.., Blaze, blocky, closed eyes, DRUG, effects, experiences, hallucinate, Hallucinations, HIGH, Images, INTENSE, Marijuana, mind-altering, Minecraft, PS paint, psychedelic, smoke, smokers, too much, Tripping, Trippy, Visuals, Weed, world

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Zombie Dances:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Hey there fellow stoners! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your psychedelic needs? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your hallucinogenic adventures!

Join us and experience mind-bending visuals that will make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve entered a whole new dimension. Our server is so trippy, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual reality dreamland created by a stoned Picasso.

So come on over and blaze up with us as we explore the weirdest and wildest creations in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where the grass is neon green and the sky is made of rainbow-colored blocks? Join us now and let your imagination run wild…literally!

Blocky Beauties vs. Pixelated Pals: The Aging Debate Minecraft Server

“Youth, aging, aging process, Appearance, attractiveness, beauties, beauty standards, blocky, bodily alterations, Confidence, debate, gender differences, Gender Roles, makeup, Minecraft, PALS, pixelated, plastic surgery, self esteem, self worth, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, validation, Women

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	2277
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	2476	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as timeless as a fine wine? Look no further, because on our server, women don’t age worse than men – they age like fine diamonds! With our magical potions and enchanted makeup blocks, you’ll never have to worry about looking older than your fellow players. And forget about soliciting male validation – on our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and battling dragons to care about anyone’s looks! Join us and defy the laws of aging in the most blocky and beautiful way possible!

Nijisanj and Chuubas Haterz

Backlash, Chuubas, controversy, discrimination, Drama, Entertainment, exclusion, feminism, Gender Identity, hate, Haterz, internet culture, LGBTQ, Nijisanj, Nijisanji, Online Community, sisters, social media, terf, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, Western

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers run by normies? Well, look no further because our server is so wild even TERF sisters hate it! We’ve got nijisanj and western chuubas running around causing chaos and making everyone question reality. Join us if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground chuuba fight club or witness a nijisanj dance-off. Don’t miss out on the craziest server in the Minecraft universe!

Git Gud Crafters: Where ‘You didn’t beat the game’ is a daily reminder!

achievement, beat, challenge, Crafters, Daily, Defeat, determination, Didnt, Failure, Game, game over, GIT, growth, GUD, Improvement, keep going, keep trying, motivation, never give up, perseverance, progress, reminder, resilience, setback, success, try again, Victory

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Votes:	8686
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ores Mined:	9378	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re a pro because they’ve “beaten the game”? Well, guess what? You didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined our server!

On our server, the Ender Dragon is actually a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. And instead of fighting it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize.

But that’s not all! Our Nether is filled with hot tubs and spa resorts run by zombie pigmen who give the best massages in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

So why settle for boring old servers when you could join ours and experience the true insanity of Minecraft? Remember, you didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined us!

JesusCraft: Where miracles happen and creepers fear to tread

Bethlehem, birthplace, celebration, Christianity, christmas, CREEPERS, cultural heritage, Destination, FAITH, fear, happen, historical, History, holy site, Jesus, JesusCraft, MIDDLE EAST, miracles, Nativity, pilgrimage, Religious, Sacred, SPIRITUAL, tradition, travel, Tread

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	4472	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Divine Spears Created:	25
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples and diamond armor that makes you invincible. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can challenge the admin to a dance-off for a chance to win a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?).

So why not join us on this crazy adventure? Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

Crafty Cards & Creepers – A Minecraft Server for Hearthstone Fans!

Arena helper, Battleground Duos, Cards, Crafty, CREEPERS, Custom card maker, Deck tracker, Decklists, Duels, Fans, Hearthstone, Hearthstone news, Hearthstone wiki, Japanese deck lists, Master’s tour, Meta report, Meta snapshot, Minecraft, News, Patch 29.2, patch notes, Server, Streamer decks, Tournaments, Western omelette recipe

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where every block tells a story and every adventure is more epic than the last!

Join now and experience the Master’s tour like never before! Patch 29.2 is dropping on the 16th of April, bringing with it Battleground Duos – because everything is better with a buddy, even battling it out in the virtual world!

But that’s not all – Uikyou and Prthnca have been classified for worlds, and you could be next! Check out our decklists from all the top tier sites, because when it comes to dominating the competition, knowledge is power.

And don’t forget about our helpful links section, where you can find everything from western omelette recipes to custom card makers. Because why settle for just playing Minecraft when you can also whip up a delicious breakfast and design your own cards?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft master!

Anjou’s Lost Love: Minecraft Madness

Anjous, count of anjou, desire, emotional, France, HEARTBREAK, historical drama, historical fiction, Historical Romance, i love you, longing, Lost, lost love, love, madness, Medieval, Minecraft, Nostalgia, passionate, please come back to me, reunion, romance, Royalty, second chances, unrequited love, yearning

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and ride pigs into battle against evil villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Count of Anjou, who has been known to serenade players with love songs while riding a llama through the virtual sunset.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find true love with the Count of Anjou himself!

Spice & Cuck’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, authentic, blocky, Caring, committed, cuck, cucks, cute girl, dependable, faithful, faithful partner, genuine, Honest, kind-hearted, loving, Loyal, never cheat, Reliable, Sincere, Spice, true love, trustworthy

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	New Chunks Explored:	476405
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t cheat on you like your ex? Look no further! Our server is like that cute girl you’ve had a crush on for years – loyal, trustworthy, and always there for you. Plus, she’s got some killer building skills and can PvP like a pro. Join us and never worry about getting betrayed again – unless you count those sneaky creepers trying to blow you up!