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Minecraft SMP: TheDirtyBlockPlayer

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Buildings Constructed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Villages Defended:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing harder than mining diamonds is finding true love! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to navigate through a creeper-infested forest.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon. From building epic bases to forming alliances with other players, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

And hey, who knows? You might just find your player two in the most unexpected of places. So why wait for the perfect moment when you can seize the day and make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and see where it takes you. After all, in a world as unpredictable as Minecraft, anything is possible – including finding love in the most unexpected of places.

Crafty Crusaders: Where Anglos and Muslims Unite to Build and Battle!

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Come join our server where Anglos and Muslims unite in a battle for dominance! Witness epic battles between players as they defend their right to oppress European Christians in the 1850s and 1990s. But that’s not all! We’re also importing millions of Muslims to spice things up even more. So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, look no further! Join us now and spit on Anglos with us as we embrace our love for Muslims in the most outrageous way possible.

PussyPits Minecraft Server – Where God’s Sense of Humor Runs Wild!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3831
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Meteorites Collected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even God gets in on the action! Our server is so wild, even armpits look like pussy! And guess what? They smell like pussy and taste like pussy too! But beware, it’s socially unacceptable to eat out armpits like pussy – sorry society, we do what we want here!

Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of Minecraft! So come on, join us and let’s shake things up together!

CraftyFartsyMC – where the only thing stinkier than the creepers is your sense of humor!

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8718
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Animals Bred:	42
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1383
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on quantum physics? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling diamonds. Sound crazy? That’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against a horde of evil llamas, go on quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, and even ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, we have insurance).

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, if you smell something stinky, it’s probably just the creepers trying to sneak up on you. Happy crafting!

Prophetic Pixelmon Pals: Noah’s Ark Edition

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Crops Grown:	3931	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	6693	Potions Brewed:	59

Are you tired of boring old prophets like Noah? Come join our Minecraft server where we have absolutely zero prophets, just a bunch of players building epic structures and battling creepers like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs prophecies when you can have fun and chaos in the virtual world? Join us now and leave those prophets in the dust!

CraftyCrafterz – Where Nerissa Ravencroft Rules the Minecraft World!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have the Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent, as our official mascot! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

We’ve had streams that will make your jaw drop, from Jackbox HoloEN collabs to “Space Jam” watchalongs at Bijou’s birthday. And let’s not forget about the time we had a WolfQuest collab with the Twilight gang – it was pure chaos, but in the best way possible.

But that’s not all – we also have epic cover songs that will blow your mind. From Jewelbird’s cover of VIVINOS to Nerissa’s rendition of Nakashima Mika’s “Yuki no Hana,” our server is a musical paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask the Demon of Sound herself!

BroCraft: Real Men Only. No Girls Allowed. JK, Everyone’s Welcome! But Seriously, No Girls.

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Astral Projections Made:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Are you tired of being mistaken for a girl in Minecraft? Join our server and finally embrace your manly Minecraft persona! No more pink houses or flower gardens, it’s time to build epic fortresses and slay dragons like a true warrior!

Our server is filled with testosterone-fueled adventures and manly challenges. Want to prove your manliness? Take on the challenge of punching trees with your bare hands or wrestling creepers into submission. Only the bravest survive in our manly Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just another blocky princess – you’re a blocky beast!

Blocky Battle Royale: Prepare to Pwn

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2781	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	9697	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is all about one thing – KILLING! That’s right, get ready to unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and defeat the Diamond Chicken will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. So sharpen your swords and get ready to embark on the ultimate treasure hunt.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? Join us and see if you can befriend the ghost creeper and convince him to stop blowing up your creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to kill them all in the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Graveyard Giggles: The Childless Loner’s Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6701
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tombstones are a thing of the past because we’re too busy having a blast! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a childless loner again because our community is like one big dysfunctional family.

Instead of tombstones, we have giant statues of our players doing ridiculous poses to commemorate their time on the server. Picture this: a player dressed as a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds – that could be you!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of players who have epic build battles using only pink wool and TNT? Or a community that hosts weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon?

Forget about being a lonely soul in the graveyard, come join our wacky world and let’s make some crazy memories together!

EvilGamerGals Minecraft Server: Where Evil Girls and Women Rule the Blocks!

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	3323	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	81
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	25
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of evil girls and women who will stop at nothing to dominate the virtual world! Join us if you dare to face off against the most diabolical players in all of Minecraft. But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of evil laughs. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world ruled by wickedness!

Blocky Booty Builders: Crafting with a Side of Innuendo

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds, so saddle up and show them who’s boss!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that a group of friendly creepers guard the entrance, ready to party with anyone brave enough to join them.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of a little fun, that is.