Thedas Minecraft Servers

Thedas

  • Dag’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

    Dag’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we embrace all things Dragon Age! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of how our server is actually run by a group of Qunari warriors who have mastered the art of building pixelated fortresses with their giant horns.

    We host weekly waifu polls to determine which Dragon Age character is the ultimate bae, because who needs diamonds when you have virtual love interests, am I right? And don’t even get me started on our post-Veilguard Solas poll, where we debate whether he’s a misunderstood elf or just a straight-up villain.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a Dagna booru filled with fan art of everyone’s favorite dwarven inventor, because nothing says “Minecraft SMP” like a gallery of pixelated masterpieces.

    So if you’ve played every Dragon Age game known to man and want to join a server where Qunari reign supreme and waifu wars are a weekly event, then come on down to our server and let the insanity begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SMP – Space Minecraft Players

    SMP – Space Minecraft Players

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans, epic battles, and a whole lot of foolery.

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite Dragon Age characters, and participate in intense waifu polls that will determine the fate of our server.

    We even have a secret underground society of players who believe they are actually living in the world of Dragon Age, complete with their own Solas poll to determine the future of our realm.

    So if you’re ready to dive into a world of madness and mayhem, join us on this Minecraft SMP where anything is possible (including getting chased by a horde of angry chickens for accidentally breaking a block). Let the foolishness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyFeminist Minecraft Server

    CraftyFeminist Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban is in crisis cuz they cant decide if women should have rights or not 😂😂 like bro just let them mine diamonds in peace 💎🙋‍♀️ our server is so lit that even the taliban can’t resist joining the fun 🤣🤣 we got crazy builds, pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we hide all the banned players 😈 join now before the taliban figures out how to play minecraft and takes over the server 🚨🚨 #womenminersunite #talibanminecraftdrama

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyHungaryEU

    BlockyHungaryEU

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz like, Ukraine’s Euro-Atlantic integration minister is like, tryin to get into da EU but Hungary be blockin dem like a bunch of noobs. So like, come join our server and help Ukraine get into da EU by building epic structures and slayin dragons or whatever. Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz why not, amirite? So come on, join da fun and let’s show Hungary who’s boss in dis wacky Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Galileo’s Space Telescope

    Galileo’s Space Telescope

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server and experience the universe expanding so fast that galileo’s telescope was like “woah dude, slow down!” we have so many planets to explore, you’ll feel like a space cowboy riding a meteor through the cosmos.

    we have diamond rain on jupiter, creeper-infested moons, and even a secret portal to the land of unicorns. our community is so friendly, you’ll think you’re chatting with aliens from a far-off galaxy.

    so grab your pickaxe, hop on a rocket ship, and join us for the most out-of-this-world minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. just remember, in space, no one can hear you scream…unless you’re on our discord channel. then everyone can hear you scream.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BoomerVeggieWasteCraft

    BoomerVeggieWasteCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya feel me? We got so much crazy stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it, man! Like, did you know that on dis server, we got a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and gold ore? Yeah, you heard me right, we ballin’ out here!

    And get this, fam – we got a pet zombie named Zombo who be protectin’ our base from creepers and skeletons. He even knows how to do the floss dance, it’s lit! Plus, we got a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but way more dangerous!

    Oh, and don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We got players dukin’ it out with diamond swords and enchanted armor, it’s a bloodbath out there! But hey, that’s just how we roll on dis server – no mercy, no prisoners!

    So come join us on dis insane Minecraft server, where the food waste is low but the fun is off the charts! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. Let’s get this party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Pixel Fusion Realms 1.20.5

    Pixel Fusion Realms 1.20.5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for the ultimate Pokemon Go To the Polls Edition experience!

    We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who like to live life on the edge.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got online image generators like Bing/Copilot, Civitai, and Tensor to take your creations to the next level.

    And don’t even get me started on our FAQ section – we’ve got tags for prompting, models, embeddings, characters, and more. Plus, our link hub will blow your mind!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ProteinPowderPillage – Minecraft Server

    ProteinPowderPillage – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your brother’s girlfriend’s stealing habits? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of virtual theft without any real-life consequences.

    We promise a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through our pixelated world, where you never know what items might mysteriously disappear from your inventory. Will it be a bag of protein powder, a shoe horn, or even hair clippers? The possibilities are endless!

    So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to outwit the sneaky thieves lurking in the shadows. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the missing items and become the hero of the server. Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NoVacayForYouCraft

    NoVacayForYouCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into changing your plans by your single mom friend with two kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a vacation away from all the drama!

    On our server, you can escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about accommodating anyone else’s needs but your own. Build your dream vacation home on the beach without having to worry about planning around someone else’s kids.

    And don’t worry, there won’t be any extreme reactions or guilt-tripping here! Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual paradise. So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. After all, it’s not your resp to ensure someone else has a travel buddy, right? 😉

    New Minecraft Server
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  • InstaCrafted – Social Media Apocalypse

    InstaCrafted – Social Media Apocalypse

    New Minecraft Servers

    Imagine a world where social media suddenly disappeared – no more selfies, no more memes, no more stalking your ex’s new relationship. Sounds like a nightmare, right? But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the chaos of a social media-less world and immerse yourself in a pixelated paradise!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).

    Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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