Thedarkage Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ConwyMC – Castle Siege

battle, Castles, Castlesiege, Catapult, Community, Conwy, Lotr, Magic, Medieval, PvP, Siege, Teampvp, Thedarkage, wow

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4311
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Buildings Constructed:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

WAR… Team vs Team PvP fun! – Castle siege game, attack or defend – No whitelist.There is no need to sign up, just log in and fight!The battle for conwy castle / Thedarkage.nl the castle siege / flag capture server ???

Do you remember this?

Good then you are at the right place, we from ConwyMC are remaking the server as a seperate mini-game called Castle Siege.

Castle Siege will consist of maps ranging from fantasy medieval maps like Moria and Helm’s Deep from LOTR to maps inspired from ‘in real life / past’ forts and castles. In this game a defending team defends their home from the attacking team, by protecting their flags.

Good to know is that maps will feature ballistae, catapults and battering rams to siege / protect the forts and castles. Players will be able to spawn in by clicking their respective flags on the woolmaps.

This server exists in memory of Conwy V1 (The battle of Conwy Castle / Thedarkage.nl), Talesofwar and Conwy V2.Make sure to check this server out, for it is one of the only ones left of its kind!

Note: If it is whitelisted, check our discord server for why!

Discord: https://discord.gg/XjX2bYVufP

conwymc.alchemix.dev:25564

Amelia Watson’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

3 view, Adventure, Amelia, Amelia Watson, cancelling projects, Comment, dislike, Epic, gaming culture, humor, idol culture, INTERESTING, Like.., Minecraft, originality, Personality, PRETEND, SALTY, salty personality, singing, smp, thot, twitch, Watsons, weeb culture

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of boring Twitch thots who can’t sing, aren’t funny, and have never had an original thought in their life? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We don’t tolerate cunty personalities or weirdly salty behavior. Plus, we have a strict policy against cancelling whole projects over one comment. Join us and escape the Amelia Watsons of the world!

KeylessCraft: Roomie Drama

access control, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, convenience, Decision making, Drama, firearms, key, KeylessCraft, living arrangements, privacy, relationships, Respect, Roomie, roommate, roommate agreement, SECURITY, shared space, Trust

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	515
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Alien Abductions:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4686	Players Killed by Monsters:	7560
Enchantments Applied:	99	Dragons Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Magic Items Found:	2436
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of unwanted boyfriends getting keys to your apartment? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, only the most deserving players get keys to the kingdom! Just like this player’s roommate’s boyfriend, you’ll have to prove yourself worthy of access to our epic world.

Join us and experience the thrill of earning your key through epic quests and challenges. Just like this player, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to gain entry to our exclusive server. Will you be able to convince the admins that you deserve a key, or will you be left out in the cold like this poor boyfriend?

Don’t be the asshole who just gives out keys willy-nilly – join our server and earn your place in the kingdom! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be telling crazy stories about how you fought off a horde of creepers just to get your hands on that coveted key. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic journey to key-dom!

18andCrafty SMP

18andCrafty, Adventure, career choices, Challenges, dream chasing, Education goals, Financial Planning, future planning, goal-setting, INDEPENDENCE, Life decisions, life experiences, opportunities, personal growth, RESPONSIBILITY, Risk-taking, Self Discovery, smp, social life, teenager, Time management, young adult

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	7443	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19
Void Gems Collected:	35	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is ruled by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles? That’s right, our llamas are the true masters of this land and they demand your allegiance. So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of insanity!

CraftyTimeMachine

advice, CraftyTimeMachine, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, learning from the past, life lessons, looking back, past mistakes, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, time machine, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about giving advice to your younger self again because you’ll be too busy having the time of your life! Our server is so epic, it’s like going back in time to a land of blocky wonders and pixelated adventures.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears and starts throwing emeralds at you. You ride off into the sunset on a giant chicken, battling evil creepers with your trusty pickaxe. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a talking llama shows up and challenges you to a dance-off.

So why waste your time giving advice to your younger self when you could be living out wild and wacky Minecraft adventures on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

TalibanCraft: No Discrimination Minecraft Server

Afghan society, Afghanistan, Afghanistan news, ap news, discrimination, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender inequality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Minecraft, public spaces, Server, Social Issues, Taliban, Taliban policies, Taliban regime, TalibanCraft, women’s access to public spaces, women’s empowerment, women’s freedom, women’s oppression, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	452	Astral Projections Made:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban who banned women from public spaces say no one faces discrimination, like wut????? it’s like a crazy alternate universe where everyone is equal and no one gets discriminated against, except maybe creepers cuz they always be blowing stuff up. but don’t worry, we got a team of ninja villagers ready to take them down. join now for a wild ride through this wacky world where anything is possible, even peace between zombies and skeletons. trust us, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun and adventure??? not us, that’s for sure. so come on over and let’s make some memories together, like that time we tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a giant chicken. good times, good times.

Submarine Shenanigans

China, cover up, covered up, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, international relations, investigation, Maritime, Military, national security, Navy, Newest Submarine, scandal, secrecy, Shenanigans, Sinking, submarine, Submarine Incident, Submarine Technology, Underwater, US official

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2069
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Farms Harvested:	279
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Mines Excavated:	4612

come join our minecraft server where we have submarines that can sink but also fly like birds! yea, you heard that right, our submarines are next level sh*t. the chinese government tried to cover it up but we got the inside scoop. join now to witness the epic battle between flying submarines and giant squids. trust me, you don’t want to miss this craziness. oh, and did i mention we have talking dolphins as our moderators? yea, it’s that kind of party. so what are you waiting for? dive into the madness and join us now!

Mosquito Mayhem: Irma Edition

2016, 2017, 2018, captured, dramatic, Edition, four-week span, Hurricane Irma, INCREASE, IRMÃ, long tail tags, MAYHEM, mosquito, mosquito populations, south florida, study, times more

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Magic Items Found:	6373
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

come join our minecraft server where the only thing buzzing more than the mosquitoes in south florida after hurricane irma is the excitement you’ll feel playing here! we’ve got 7.3 and 8 times more fun than any other server, just like the increase in mosquito populations after the storm.

build your own mosquito army and take over the server, or team up with friends to fend off the buzzing hordes. with crazy weather events and natural disasters happening all the time, you never know what kind of chaos will ensue next.

join now for a truly wild and unpredictable minecraft experience that will leave you itching for more!

MineTube Minecraft Server

#youtube, Armed Forces, Army, Defense, Equipment, facts, History, INFORMATION, Military, Minecraft, Minetube, Modernization, Navy, research, Server, soldiers, spain, strategy, Tactics, Technology, Training, Videos, WARFARE

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Emeralds Found:	5816	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old factions and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild adventure through a land of craziness!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where Spain’s military is the ultimate power. Forget about building houses and farming, here you’ll be training with the Spanish army and navy to defend against zombie invasions and creepers trying to steal your diamonds.

Watch out for the legendary General Taco, who leads the charge against the evil forces of the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of skeletons with just a baguette and a rubber chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next hero of Spain’s military!

VNs Minecraft SMP: Very Nice Server

#youtube, Alternative, ambient, background music, calming, chill vibes, DISCOVER, electronic, indie, instrumental, mellow, Minecraft, Music, new music, Nice, playlist, Post them tracks, Relaxing, Server, smp, soothing, study music, Video, VNs

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Villages Defended:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite food, and engaging in intense llama races across the server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

MomVsGrandServer – Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, family, favoritism, Grandparents, Grief, Loss, loyalty, Minecraft, MomVsGrandServer, perspective, punishment, reconciliation, relationships, Server, Shaming, Siblings, stepfamily, Support, Understanding

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2352
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2258	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us if you want to escape from real-life family feuds and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant pixelated chicken.

Our server is the perfect place for anyone looking to rebel against their mom’s strict rules and overbearing punishments. Who needs phones and deleted contacts when you can join us and build epic structures with your fellow players?

Just like in the real world, our server is full of twists and turns. Will you choose to stand by your half siblings and defy your dad’s side of the family, or will you rebel against your mom’s wishes and reconnect with your estranged relatives? The choice is yours, and the consequences are as wild as a creeper explosion.

So come on down to our server and let’s build a world where family drama is just a thing of the past. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join us now and let’s create some blocky chaos together!