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DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join our server where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, have deep discussions about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?

So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.

V I R G I N I T Y I S C O O L M I N E C R A F T S E R V E R

ABSTINENCE, BELIEF, Celibacy, chastity, Cool, FAITH, Innocence, moral code, Morals, purity, Religion, Satan, serpents, sex, Sin, spirituality, temptation, VALUES, VIRGINITY, Virtue

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6470
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9514	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Fear not, for on our server, virginity is cool! In fact, those who have lost their virginity are considered to be serpents of Satan! Join us and revel in your pure, untouched status as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a Minecraft virgin is celebrated like never before. Don’t let the serpents of Satan tempt you away from our server – join us now and embrace your virginity with pride!

Bring Back The Pool Around The Ring Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7531
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Animals Bred:	31
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to build bridges out of marshmallows to get around. And if you fall off, don’t worry – our resident flying pigs will swoop in and save you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. This shit was so cash.

Forest Calliope Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchantments Applied:	237	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Welcome to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing deader than our mobs is our sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombies while being chased by a pack of deranged skeleton clowns.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance party, complete with explosive beats and killer moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has taken up knitting as a hobby and now terrorizes players with his deadly yarn bombs.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama Liberation Front, a group of rebellious llamas who are determined to overthrow their sheep oppressors and establish llama supremacy once and for all.

So come on down to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the laughter echoing through the haunted forests. Join us if you dare, and prepare for a gaming experience unlike any other!

Jew-Pacifying Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7093
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
New Chunks Explored:	279629	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

Why is this Aloud? Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is a wild, lawless land where anything goes! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We won’t stop you! The only rule on our server is that there are no rules!

Join us for epic battles with flying chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies! Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you.

Bitcoin SMP: I Sold 70% of My Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8940
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is bitcoin! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in cryptocurrency here!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the owner of the server sold 70% of their bitcoin in August and now they’re throwing a massive party with all the proceeds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down at this party? You’ll have to join to find out!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just strike it rich with your virtual bitcoin mining skills!

Kamala’s Cool Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Villages Defended:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	4666

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with German normalfags who think Kamala is the best candidate? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of chaos and insanity! Join us and witness leftoids who are so delusional, they make the Mad Hatter look sane. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Unfamiliar Jokesters Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures and mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players from all different backgrounds and cultures come together to create chaos and hilarity! Imagine a Creeper teaming up with a Villager to take down a group of pesky Skeletons, or a Enderman and a Pig working together to build the most epic roller coaster in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a player from a completely different dimension.

So come join us on this wild and zany Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding Creepers). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs and friendship that await you on our one-of-a-kind server!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4012
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of playing with boring old humans who look like, well, humans? Join our server where the players look like something straight out of a sci-fi movie! We’ve got aliens, robots, and even talking animals roaming around.

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly hosting insane events and challenges. Ever wanted to participate in a Sim Room Overclock or battle it out in a Union Raid? Well, now’s your chance! And don’t even get us started on our special recruits like Phantom and Rumani. These guys are not your average Minecraft characters, that’s for sure.

And if you’re into fashion, we’ve got you covered with our exclusive costume passes. Dress your character up as Miranda: Thief of Justice or Tove: Baseball Fan. Who knew Minecraft could be so stylish?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret codes and unlock even more outrageous features!