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McVanilla Minecraft server

banner, description, Lazy, McVanilla, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Farms Harvested:	516	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1828
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dimension Hops:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

The owner of the McVanilla server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

185.9.145.8:25668

The Wooly Sheeptuber Minecraft Server

#EsilaShephield, AlpaChomps, AyuCouldEat, Blockheads, Chikafujilisa, discussion, Dolliehitsujida, EiraWoolcott, Essie_ch, Ex-Tsunderia, HoshimiyaMeeple, itsmoisi, Kotomisnacks, Krumroll, Livestream, Maru_Nanamona, Meru, Meruru, Minecraft, Mintmai, NEUN09, NinoEgyn, NoenaYumeshiro, ohitsu_zi, parasi, PillowdearASMR, pixel girls, Pixel VSMP, PixelLink, PleiadesLillie, pomu.pages.dev, Raki, RakiKazuki, RheaNevermore, savehymn, Server, Sheep, Sheeptuber, SleepSheepASMR, Sleepy_Project, SpreadSheep, tsunX, Unity, VSMP, vt.rita.moe, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, Yoiyume_fuwamu, youho0411, yuuna, ZenyaHima

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no sheep vtubers in sight? Well, look no further because our server is filled to the brim with woolly content creators and their friends! Join now to hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, EsilaShephield, RheaNevermore, and more!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, PleiadesLillie, AyuCouldEat, and RakiKazuki. And don’t even get us started on the mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona, HoshimiyaMeeple, and Yoiyume_Fuwamu.

Need more convincing? How about the fact that we have Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity all in one place? Plus, we have exclusive discussions about Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a woolly good time! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret sheep society plotting world domination…just kidding…or are we? 😂🐑 #SheepSquadGoals

Earplugs Minecraft SMP

bedframe noise, bedroom noise, disruptive noise, earplugs, headphones, Minecraft, mom’s lover, NEET, noise cancellation, noise reduction, noise suppression, peaceful sleep, quiet environment, Recommendations, sleep accessories, sleep aid, sleep disturbance, sleep solutions, smp, sound blocking, soundproofing, unwanted noise

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5910
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as your mom’s love life! Need a break from hearing her bedframe all night with her new lover? Join our server and escape the noise by building your own virtual paradise. Who needs real-life problems when you can create your own hilarious shenanigans in-game? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide out and avoid any awkward encounters. So grab your headphones and join us for a wild ride on our server!

Veilguard’s Epic Minecraft Server

acceptance, Brainstorming, Character, Development, Diversity, Empathy, enby, Epic, folx, Game, Inclusivity, lead writer, Minecraft, narrative, Payoff, progress, representation, Revision, Server, storytelling, success, transformation, Veilguard, Veilguards

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ores Mined:	6188
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because on our server, the Lead Writer actually became a non-binary character in the game! That’s right, you can interact with a character who went through a whole 10-year journey of self-discovery and now you get to learn to empathize with them. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft! Join us for the drama, the laughs, and the chance to explore your own identity while playing a blocky video game. Who knew Minecraft could be so deep? Join now and be a part of this groundbreaking experience!

Meeting Minecraft SMP Professor

ACADEMIC, Accountability, attention seeking, Behavior, cleavage, consequences, DISRESPECTFUL, distraction, inappropriate, irresponsible, lesson learned, Meeting, Minecraft, missed meeting, mistake, Priorities, Professor, regret, regretful, regretful actions, smp, streamer thot, stupid

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mines Excavated:	3768	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of missing important meetings because you can’t resist the temptation of a streamer thot’s cleavage? Well, have we got the perfect distraction for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic adventures, questionable decisions, and plenty of cleavage-free distractions. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can be building giant phallic structures and starting wars over who stole your diamond pickaxe? Say goodbye to productivity and hello to endless entertainment on our server. Just remember, in our world, the only meetings you’ll be missing are the ones with your professor. Join now and let the madness begin!

CNN News Minecraft Server

#announcement, ALERT, breaking news, Broadcast, cnn, coverage, current events, guys, headline, INFORMATION, live broadcast, Media, Minecraft, News, News Update, newsflash, Report, Server, social media, television, trending, turn on CNN, viral

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7236
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server has been deemed the “Most Insane Minecraft Experience” by CNN! That’s right, even the news is talking about us!

Join our server and embark on wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava! Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good laugh.

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with treasure, flying llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had! Trust us, CNN can’t be wrong.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Brighter Than the Sun, Cosmic Ninjutsu, Dazzling Evilbreaker, drip marketing, fire nihility, general, Havoc Exorcism, Honkai, Imaginary Harmony, Imbibitor Lunae, Lunar Vileslayer Scroll, Lynx, Minecraft, Ninjutsu Inscription, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Xueyi, Yukong

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2527
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Villages Defended:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins and mods that will blow your mind.

From battling dragons with laser beams to riding unicorns through a rainbow-filled sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Fucking Great Minecraft SMP Episode

action-packed, amazing, Awesome, Entertaining, episode, Fan, fantastic, fuck, fucking, Great, hate, Incredible, INTENSE, jaw-dropping, Like.., Mind Blowing, Minecraft, must see, must watch, must-see TV, smp, Thrilling, wrestling

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	8394	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and drama that rivals a soap opera.

Picture this: a group of players dressed in ridiculous costumes, riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Or how about a prank war that escalates to the point where someone builds a giant statue of a potato in the middle of town square?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if you’re not having fun, then you’re not playing on our server. And if you disagree, well, as one player put it, “Fuck you.”

ⒸⓇⓄⓈⓈⓌⓄⓇⓁⒹ – for your Minecraft server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Emeralds Found:	7458	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ores Mined:	2465

Hello everyone, Niko here!

Briefly about the server:

Ⓡ -Russian-language server, servers in Russia, hosting is very good and high quality

Ⓞ -We don’t need “donations”; in general, there are no donations and maximum fair play

Ⓢ -On the server you have to survive in 2 worlds, adventure on the islands

Ⓢ – And survival in a world where there are no private parties. Switching between worlds does not reset inventory

Now about the gameplay:

Ⓦ – On the server in the world there are traders of firearms, artifacts, scrolls and much more

Ⓞ – There are objects whose properties you will not see anywhere else except us. Come in and you’ll understand

Ⓡ – There are no restrictions on play style, violators are sent to a separate world

Ⓛ – Cheats on this server will not help, much will depend on the leveling of the player’s items

Ⓓ – We have our own resource pack with very high-quality 3D models.

WE MAKE A SERVER FOR OUR OWN.

WOULD YOU WANT TO PLAY? WE ARE WAITING!

92.63.189.203

Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End Minecraft Server

acceptance, Adventure, beyond journey’s end, Character development, coping, Emotional journey, FANTASY, frieren, Hidden Gem, JOURNEYS, Manga, Manga community, Manga discussion, Manga fans, manga lover, manga readers, manga recommendation, Manga Review, manga series, Minecraft, must-read, Server, Underrated

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	911	Towns Built:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is so good, it’ll make you question your own sanity!

It’s so addictive that players have reported losing track of time, forgetting to eat, and even neglecting their own personal hygiene just to keep playing. One player even claimed they saw a unicorn riding a rainbow llama while mining for diamonds – now that’s some next level gameplay!

Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you start playing on our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked faster than a fish on a fishing rod. So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join us today!