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CraftyBookBurners Minecraft Server

Attack, books, Censorship, Conflict, CraftyBookBurners, Destruction, extremism, freedom of press, History, international relations, Journalism, Media, Minecraft, Nazis, printing house, Propaganda, russia, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, world war II

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	625
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we burn books like the Nazis did 80 years ago!! 😂😂 we’re taking it to the next level by reenacting historical events in the virtual world! 🔥📚

our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re actually in the middle of a war zone! build your own printing house and defend it from the evil russians trying to take it down! 😱

join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, destruction, and maybe even a little bit of education about history! who knew learning could be so much fun in minecraft?! 🤪🔥📚

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world! 💥🔥📚 #minecraft #history #burningbooks #nazis #virtualwarzone

NATO Rush – Estonia Edition

Baltic defense, Baltic defense capabilities, Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic security, Baltic states, Defense, eastern europe, Edition, Estonia, Europe, international relations, Military, military preparedness, military strategy, nato, nato allies, NATO response time, Rush, Russian attack, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7458
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chilling in Estonia, minding your own business, when suddenly, BOOM, Russia decides to attack! But fear not, because on this epic Minecraft server, Estonia is like, super prepared for anything. We’ve got diamond armor for days and lava traps that will make those Russians wish they never crossed us.

And get this, Estonia is like, so confident in our skills that we’re all like, “Yeah, we could totally hold out against a Russian attack for a couple of weeks, no biggie.” But just in case things get a little too spicy, NATO is on speed dial and ready to swoop in and save the day.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as tough as Estonia and as wild as a creeper explosion, then come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a polar bear into battle or something equally insane. Estonia, where the Minecraft fun never stops!

CraftyCrisis: Use It Wisely

conscious consumption, conservation awareness, CraftyCrisis, inventory management, limited supply, minimal usage, minimalistic living, product consumption, product depletion, product efficiency, product essentiality, product necessity, product scarcity, product usage, resource allocation, resource conservation, resource mindfulness, resource optimization, resource preservation, running out, sustainable practices, Wisely

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in minecraft, mining away, and suddenly you realize you’re running out of resources. like, what do you do? well, on this server, we have a solution for that! join us and you’ll never have to worry about running out of anything ever again!

we have this magical thing called the infinite resource generator. it’s like a never-ending supply of everything you could ever need in minecraft. need diamonds? boom, we got ’em. need iron? no problem. need wood? we got so much wood, you’ll be drowning in it.

but that’s not all. our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken. yes, you heard that right. a chicken that lays diamonds. imagine the possibilities! you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we have that too. dance the night away with your fellow players in a hidden disco club beneath the surface of the server. it’s lit, trust me.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and experience the wildest, most insane adventures you’ll ever have in the game. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MineGenshin – Minecraft Server

character banner, character builds, character demo, Character Teaser, Daily check-in rewards, Endless Forms Most Martial, Event, friendlist, furina, Gaming, genshin impact, Maps, Minecraft, MineGenshin, noelle, Redeemable Codes, rosaria, Server, SIGEWINNE, Simulators, Third-Party Tools, useful links, weapon banner, Wiki

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6091
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3097
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar high? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Ender Dragons are lining up to join.

Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Sigewinne, Furina, Gaming, Rosaria, and Noelle in an epic showdown for the ages. But beware, these characters aren’t your average Minecraft mobs – they’ve got skills that will make you question if you’re even playing the same game.

And if that’s not enough, our server is so generous, we’re practically giving away Silvershower Heartstrings bows and Splendor of Tranquil Waters swords like they’re candy on Halloween.

But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll be logging in faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man.” And don’t forget about our redeemable codes that will have you swimming in loot faster than you can say “diamonds!”

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your friends might when they see how awesome you’ve become).

18 Inch Adventures Minecraft Server

adult content, Adventures, BBC, Big cock, black dick, Deepthroat, desire, EXCITEMENT, explicit, extreme pleasure, FANTASY, Forbidden, Inch, interracial, Kinky, Lust, Minecraft, Naughty, Pleasure, satisfaction, Server, sexual fantasy, size queen, taboo

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1795
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as seeing someone take 18 inches of black dick! Join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and maybe even some unexpected surprises. Who knows what kind of insane shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – but one thing’s for sure, you won’t be bored! So come on, dive into the madness and see where the journey takes you. Just remember to watch out for those creepers – they’re nothing compared to what you might stumble upon in our world!

DadDeniedMansion Minecraft Server

Cash, complicated relationship, dad, DadDeniedMansion, Deposit, Drunk, expensive, first home, home, Homeless, key, Minecraft, Peaceful, privacy, refusing, Relax, Renovating, Renovations, Server, traumatic memories, Unannounced, ungrateful, Wealthy

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream house without any drunk, angry dads showing up unannounced and breaking glass everywhere.

Our server offers a peaceful and drama-free environment, unlike the chaotic renovations happening in real life. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to a community of fellow players who understand the importance of privacy and relaxation.

Don’t worry about feeling ungrateful for wanting a key to your own house – on our server, everyone respects each other’s boundaries and understands the value of personal space. Plus, there’s no need to wait until your house is completed to enjoy some peace and quiet – start building your virtual paradise today!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only broken glass you’ll find is the kind you can easily replace with a few clicks. Build, explore, and most importantly, relax without any drunken family members causing chaos. See you in the game!

ScholarshipGate: No Tuition, No Problems!

adulting, attitude, college, Communication, consequences, DEADLINE, Decision making, education, email, family dynamics, financial aid, GPA, loans, Paperwork, parenting, Problems, RESPONSIBILITY, scholarship, ScholarshipGate, STUDENT, tough love, tuition

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful kids who can’t even check their email for a $20k scholarship? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to lose your scholarship money, because, well, we’re not in charge of your finances.

Join us for a wild ride of building, crafting, and avoiding paperwork at all costs. Who needs a 3.5 GPA when you can have a diamond sword, am I right?

And don’t worry, our server is judgment-free when it comes to blaming parents for your own mistakes. So come on down and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where the only deadlines are creeper explosions. See you there!

PixelFlicks Minecraft Server

bad movie, cinematic disappointment, cool concept, creative concept, DISAPPOINTING, failed attempt., film, flawed execution, good premise, high expectations, interesting idea, letdown, Minecraft, missed opportunity, missed potential, Movie, PixelFlicks, poorly executed, potential wasted, Server, underwhelming, unsuccessful adaptation, wrong execution

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mines Excavated:	3136
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Picture this: you’re wandering through the vast world of Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a server like no other. This server is like a movie with a cool concept but wrong execution – except in this case, the concept is so outrageous and the execution is so hilariously perfect that you can’t help but join in on the fun.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while dodging explosive chickens. Our server is like a blockbuster movie gone wrong in all the right ways – you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits around the corner.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and experience the ultimate blend of chaos, creativity, and pure insanity. Who needs a well-executed movie when you can have a server like this?

ComfortCraftMC

childhood favorites, comfort food, ComfortCraftMC, cozy food, emotional eating, Favorite Food, feel good food, food cravings, food nostalgia, food therapy, go-to dish, guilty pleasure, home cooked meals, indulgence, satisfying meal, self-care, soul food, stress eating, ultimate comfort, warm and comforting

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Villages Defended:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Do you ever just crave a pixelated feast while mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic food selection you’ve ever seen! From block-shaped burgers to creeper cupcakes, we’ve got it all! Join us for a gastronomic adventure like no other!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that he once defeated an entire army of zombies with just a carrot and a stick. Will you dare to challenge his porky power?

And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not try our exclusive skydiving mini-game? Jump off the tallest tower in the land and see if you can land on a tiny block of water below. It’s the ultimate test of bravery and coordination!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most delicious, and adrenaline-pumping Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts and epic battles instead? Join us now and let the fun begin!

TerrorCraft – UK Minecraft Server

Accountability, Conflict, cover up, Diplomacy, extremism, financial support, Foreign Office, funding, Government, Groups, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Palestinian, political controversy, scandal, Server, terror-linked, TerrorCraft, Terrorism, transparency, uk

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Star Shards Collected:	180	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

so, like, u kno how the UK Foreign Office is all secretive and stuff about funding to, like, terror-linked Palestinian groups? well, on our minecraft server, we have a secret underground base where we uncover all the juicy deets about this scandal! join us and become a secret agent, uncovering government secrets while building epic structures and battling creepers! plus, we have a pet llama named fluffy who spits on anyone who tries to grief our server. come join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories and blocky adventures!