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NoPlaceLikeHome Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	New Chunks Explored:	26497
Love Letters Sent:	16	Falling into the Void:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no adventures or excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us on our server where you can escape to a world where you never have to worry about living in a country you hate. Our server is so amazing that even the most boring countries in the world would envy it!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home on a floating island made entirely of candy, ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs, and even befriend a talking llama who gives you hilarious life advice.

So why settle for living in a country you hate when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest and craziest dreams? Come join us and experience a world like no other!

Blocktopia: Can’t Live Without It

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

What’s one thing you can’t live without? Our Minecraft server, of course! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and embark on epic quests to find the elusive Diamond Chicken and become the richest player in all the land. Trust us, you won’t want to live without this Minecraft server in your life!

CyprusCraft50: Splitting Blocks & Celebrating!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

LOL u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like that time Cyprus got split in half but way more fun! u can build ur own crazy world and pretend ur a cyborg warrior fighting for peace or something. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where the zombies are the DJs. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

BabyFaceCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where infants can level up their face perception skills while smelling their mother’s odor! between 4 and 12 months is the prime time to join and level up your baby brain. become the ultimate baby face recognizer and dominate the server with your superior sniffing skills. join now for a whiff-tastic time!

KurdCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4055
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4586
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Are you a fan of building pixelated pyramids in the name of Kurdistan? Do you dream of riding into battle on a llama while waving the Kurdish flag high? Then boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and help us create a virtual Kurdistan where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM). Fight off creepers in the name of Kurdish independence and build a virtual nation that would make even the most seasoned Minecraft player say, “Wait, what?”. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic journey to create the most pixelated Kurdistan the world has ever seen!

Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5840	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of waking up feeling like a loser every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those loser vibes behind! Our server is filled with hilarious roadkill antics, crazy habits like building houses out of possums, and a tagmap that will have you saying “haha, I hate myself” in no time.

Join our Steam group, Posshouse, for even more ridiculousness and don’t forget to hop on our server at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a funny way)!

BabyBlockin’AITAH

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries and respects your decisions? Look no further! Our server is like that cool aunt who knows when to give you space and when to join in on the fun. Just like how this nurse sister should have respected her sister’s wishes during childbirth, we respect your wishes in-game too!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that knows the importance of consent. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama into battle against zombie pigmen. Trust us, it’s a wild ride!

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. And hey, if you see the nurse sister around, tell her she’s missing out on the best Minecraft server in town!

BabyBlock Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	540
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Are you tired of your kids hogging all the diamonds in your Minecraft world? Well, fear not because our server has a strict “no kids allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build that epic castle without little Timmy stealing all your resources.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a friendly creature that gives out free enchanted gear to all new players. Plus, our Nether is filled with friendly zombie pigmen who will trade you rare items for just a few blocks of dirt.

So why are people becoming reluctant to have children? Because they know that once they join our server, they’ll never want to leave! Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had.

CraftyDisasterLand

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7897
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	114
Towns Built:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Animals Bred:	85	Votes:	2949
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of boring old countries with nothing but dirt and grass? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the worst country you’ll ever visit! Why should you join? Because our country is so terrible, it’s actually amazing.

Once you step foot in our server, you’ll be greeted by a horde of angry chickens who will attack you for no reason at all. But don’t worry, they drop diamonds when you defeat them!

Our country is also home to the legendary “Creeper King,” a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should I say, TNT fist?). If you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited resources and eternal glory.

But that’s not all! Our country is also plagued by a curse that turns all water into lava. Good luck trying to swim across that!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge you in ways you never thought possible, come join us in the worst country you’ll ever visit. Just be prepared to die. A lot.

DeathTrapCraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mines Excavated:	4721

So, like, u know how Africa is like a big ol’ continent with lotsa stuff happenin’? Well, in this one part called the ‘triangle of death’, there’s like, a bunch of kidnappings goin’ on. But like, don’t worry, cuz on our Minecraft server, there’s like, no kidnappings happenin’! It’s like, a safe haven for all you blocky adventurers out there.

So, like, imagine this: you’re mining away, tryna find some diamonds, when suddenly, a wild creeper appears! But like, don’t fret, cuz on our server, you can like, tame the creepers and ride ’em around like a boss. It’s like, the ultimate power move.

And like, if you’re into building stuff, we gotchu covered. You can like, build a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most extreme ride ever, dude.

So, like, if you’re lookin’ for a place to chill, build, and have a good time without worryin’ about kidnappings, then like, join our Minecraft server today! It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me.