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LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Buildings Constructed:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Votes:	8781	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Animals Bred:	128
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4744
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Potions Brewed:	186	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	1904	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

teamholy.de

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9608
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Void Gems Collected:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Votes:	6735
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Towns Built:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
New Chunks Explored:	418460	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Potions Brewed:	43
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Affliction, Bad Luck, calamity, CreeperSurprise, CURSE, Disaster, Downfall, ENEMY, grudge, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Revenge, rival, smp, Suffering, Vendetta

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	358
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

BlockyHeartbreaks

bizarre love, bizarre reason, BlockyHeartbreaks, odd reason, odd relationship, offbeat romance, peculiar breakup, peculiar dating, peculiar reason, quirky dating, quirky love, strange dating, strange love life, uncommon break-up, unconventional reason, unconventional split, unique relationship, unusual breakup, unusual ending, weird breakup, weird ending

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	8842
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!