thechris – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

MomMockerShutUpAITA

anger management, anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, Emotional support, emotional triggers, Empathy, Family issues, Guilt, hurt feelings, mental health, MomMockerShutUpAITA, OCD, parent guilt., Parent-child relationship, Reassurance, self-care

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama and dive into a world of pure chaos and fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about your anxiety and OCD.

On our server, you can build a virtual world where you are in control, unlike dealing with annoying parents who just don’t understand. Let your creativity run wild as you create epic structures and explore new realms filled with excitement.

Forget about feeling guilty for screaming at your mom – on our server, you can let out all your frustrations in a healthy and hilarious way. Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle monsters, conquer dungeons, and make new friends who understand your need for a little bit of craziness in your life.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your real-life worries behind. Let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

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McBattleRoyale: FastFood Frenzy

battle, burger king, Chick-fil-A, colonel sanders, Competition, fast food mascots, fastfood, Fight, Frenzy, Hunger Games, Jack in the Box, kfc, McBattleRoyale, McDonalds, ronald mcdonald, strategy, Subway, Survival, taco bell, Tactics, Victory, Wendy, winner

Welcome to our Minecraft server where fast food mascots come to life and battle it out in a Hunger Games-style fight! Picture this: Ronald McDonald throwing Big Macs at the KFC Colonel while the Burger King sneaks up from behind with a Whopper. It’s a fast food frenzy like you’ve never seen before!

Join our server and witness the epic showdowns between these iconic mascots. Will the Taco Bell Chihuahua outsmart the Wendy’s girl? Can the Subway guy outrun the Dairy Queen cone? The only way to find out is to jump in and join the chaos!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you see a giant inflatable tube man from a car dealership take on the Pillsbury Doughboy in a battle to the death? Plus, our custom-built map features all your favorite fast food restaurants, so you can grab a bite to eat in between battles.

Don’t miss out on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have. Join now and let the fast food mascot mayhem begin!

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NukeWorkersUnFiredLOL

administration, bureaucratic hurdles, Challenges, Communication, Decision making, employee relations, employment, Government, job retention, labor laws, nuclear safety workers, NukeWorkersUnFiredLOL, Outreach, policy, Reach, rehiring, safety regulations, staffing issues, Trump administration, un-fire, Workforce

so, like, this server is so lit that even the trump administration is tryna get in on the action. they wanna un-fire some nuclear safety workers but they can’t even figure out how to reach them cuz they too busy playin on our server. like, we got them hooked, man. come join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe you’ll get a call from the president himself asking for help. crazy, right? so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

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Medieval Smp

Adventure, arcane arts, boss fights, Discord, dragons, Enchantment, endless possibilities, Exploration, Fortresses, Ip:, Kingdoms, Lore, Magic, Medieval, minecraft server, Modded, PvE, PvP, smp, Whitelisted

Server Name:	Medieval SMP
Description:	Adventure, magic, and epic battles come to life in this server. Build kingdoms, battle bosses, and explore a world rich in lore and enchantment.
Features:	Fight legendary bosses Build grand fortresses Master the arcane arts Explore a world of endless possibilities
Season:	Season Two just launched
Discord:	Join our Discord
IP Address:	88.211.212.7:25565

FAQ

Q: Is the server Whitelist?

A: Yes, the server is Whitelist. Contact us to join.

Q: What can I do on the server?

A: You can build kingdoms, battle bosses, explore, and master different skills.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: We strive to update the server regularly to provide new content and fix any issues.

Q: Can I play alone or do I need to join a group?

A: You can play solo or join groups on the server. It’s up to you how you want to experience the game.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules are enforced by our moderators.

Kurosanji’s Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, accident, Apology, controversy, discarded, Fans, graduate, Haven, Kurosanjis, Letters, Lost, mishap, mistake, mistaken, misunderstanding, New Kurosanji, Niji JP, scandal, Suzuka Aki, thrown away, Trash, YAB

Yo, bro, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server that just dropped like a hot potato? It’s like a mix of Niji JP and Suzuka Aki, but in blocky pixel form!

Join this server if you want your fan letters to Suzuka Aki to actually be appreciated and not mistaken for trash. No more accidental deletions here, just pure love and appreciation for your pixelated creations.

You’ll feel like a virtual superstar on this server, where your builds will be celebrated like a Niji JP graduation ceremony. So come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s build a world where fan letters are always treasured and never thrown away by “accident”!

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TicketTugOfWar

club, Cup final, Dilemma, domestic tournaments, eligibility, Event, Fans, final game, Generosity, Kindness, newcastle united, once in a lifetime, Season, Soccer, super bowl, ticket package, TICKETS, TicketTugOfWar, Tournament

Are you a fan of Newcastle United? Do you love soccer and epic tournament finals? Well, have I got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a once-in-a-lifetime experience that’s even better than watching your favorite team win the championship.

Just like the generous fan who gave up his ticket for a young soccer fan, our server is all about sharing the love and having a great time together. But be warned, if you forward your ticket to someone else, you might just end up missing out on all the fun – just like in the crazy story above!

So come join us on this wild ride of generosity, soccer fandom, and epic Minecraft adventures. Who knows, you might even end up with a ticket to the virtual championship game of a lifetime!

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CultOfDiamonds Minecraft SMP

#group mentality, blind faith, BRAINWASHING, charismatic leader, Cult, cult following, cult leader, cult mentality, cult-like behavior, CultOfDiamonds, devotion, Dogma, extreme beliefs, fanaticism, fervor, idolization, indoctrination, Minecraft, Obsession, ritualistic behavior, smp, Worship, zealotry

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that’s like a cult but in a totally cool way. Like, people are OBSESSED with it, they sacrifice their diamond swords and chant “Creeper, oh man” at the moon every night. It’s wild, man.

So, like, if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some crazy stuff. Like, one time, we had a giant chicken invasion and everyone had to fight them off with nothing but feathers and eggs. It was intense, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found full of llamas wearing top hats. Like, what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun on this server, man.

So, if you wanna join this cult…I mean, Minecraft SMP server, hit me up and I’ll send you the invite. Just be ready for some seriously wacky adventures, bro. It’s gonna be lit.

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BatfearMan23

alter ego, BatfearMan23, Batman, BATS, Bravery, CAPE, Character, Comic, costume, fear, gotham city, Hero, inspiration, Justice, Logic, mask, name.., secret identity, SuperHero, symbol, Vigilante

Are you ready to unleash your inner superhero on our Minecraft server? Join us and discover your true calling as a block-building, creeper-fighting legend!

Imagine this: you’re soaring through the pixelated skies, wearing a cape made entirely of diamond blocks, ready to save the day from any villainous mobs that dare to cross your path. Your superhero name? Blockbuster!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Batcave, where you can train with Batman himself (yes, he plays Minecraft too) and learn all his secret building techniques. Who knew the Dark Knight was such a pro at redstone contraptions?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the superhero you were always meant to be. Who knows, you might even team up with Superman and Wonder Woman for the ultimate Minecraft Justice League showdown!

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EuroGuard Minecraft Server

Conflict prevention, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EuroGuard, european army, european union, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Military, military alliance, military cooperation, Minecraft, nato, peacekeeping efforts, russia, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, US respect, Zelenskiy

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskiy himself callin for a European army to deter Russia and earn US respect. like, how crazy is that? imagine fightin off creepers and zombies with a whole army of Europeans, all while gettin mad respect from the US. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us and be part of the most epic battle for survival in minecraft history. let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

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UkraineCraftEU: No Peace Talks Here!

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, mediation, Négotiation, Peace, peace talks, political negotiations, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, talks, territorial disputes, Ukraine, UkraineCraftEU, united states, US envoy, War

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that europe is like, not invited to the party. our us envoy said so. but that’s cool cuz u don’t need europe when u have us! we got all the peace talks u need, but with a twist – it’s all about building epic structures and battling dragons in the virtual world. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure. so come join us and let’s show europe what they’re missing out on!

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