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BrosBeforeHoesMinecraftSMP

BrosBeforeHoesMinecraftSMP, male anatomy, male body image, male body language, male communication, male emotions, male fertility, male grooming, male hormones, male hygiene, male insecurities, male mental health, male physical appearance, male physiology, male reproductive system, male self-esteem, male sexual desires, male sexual health, male sexuality, male vulnerability, mens health

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Void Gems Collected:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we answer life’s most pressing questions, like “What do women not understand about men’s bodies?” Join us as we delve into the deep, dark mysteries of the male anatomy while building epic structures and battling creepers.

Our server is the only place where you can uncover the truth behind why men can’t find anything in the fridge, why they refuse to ask for directions, and why they insist on wearing socks with sandals. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear for those brave enough to explore.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to laugh, learn, and loot your way to victory, join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like accidentally turning your pet pig into a flying unicorn or discovering a hidden portal to the Nether in your backyard. Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

CraftyCashLand

Boundaries, conscience, CraftyCashLand, Ethics, Greed, Integrity, Limits, materialism, MONEY, Morals, Principles, Priorities, Sacrifices, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, temptation, VALUES, wealth, worthiness

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Star Shards Collected:	147
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	50	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you willing to swim in a pool of lava while juggling creepers? Well, on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to do that (unless you want to show off your skills)! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, the treasure you’ll find on this server is worth more than all the money in the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PinoyCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, Attack, China, Condemnation, diplomatic protest, diplomatic tensions, Fishermen, foreign policy, international relations, maritime conflict, maritime security, Minecraft, naval aggression, peaceful resolution, Philippines, PinoyCraft, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, territorial waters, Vietnam

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

so, like, u know this server is like, totally epic cuz we got like, a whole bunch of crazy stuff happenin’ all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a bunch of pandas and llamas, and it was like, so intense, bro.

and, like, if u join our server, u can totally be a part of our super exclusive underwater dance party. we got dolphins breakin’ it down and turtles doin’ the worm. it’s like, the coolest thing ever, dude.

plus, we got this secret hidden treasure that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. but, like, if u can defeat them, u get all the diamonds u could ever want. it’s like, totally worth it, man.

so, like, come join our server and be a part of all the craziness. u won’t regret it, bro.

CraftyMacronVsNetanyahu

arms deliveries, arms trade, Conflict, controversy, CraftyMacronVsNetanyahu, criticism, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Israel, leadership, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Politics, Statements, Tensions, world news

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs!! also, the owner of the server once defeated the ender dragon with a wooden sword while blindfolded and riding a pig. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that gives hugs instead of exploding. so come join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even peace between pigs and creepers!

CellCraft: Leukemia Saviors

acute lymphoblastic leukaemia, cancer treatment, cell therapy, CellCraft, complete remission, cutting-edge therapy, DOCTORS, experimental treatment, healthcare advancement, innovative treatment, Leukemia, leukemia treatment, medical breakthrough, Medical research, Patients, Remission, Saviors, Singapore, Singapore healthcare, Singapore medical professionals, T Cell, treatment-resistant

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mines Excavated:	3538	Players Killed by Monsters:	266
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7420

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! This server is so lit, it’s like a doctor’s miracle cure for leukaemia! We got that new cell therapy that will save you from boring old servers that ain’t got no game. Just like those 16 patients who went into complete remission, you’ll be cured of your boring Minecraft blues within a month of joining. So come on, join us and let’s cure that gaming ailment together!

⭐SURVIVAL 🏹 WITHOUT CREATIVITY 🧊 WITHOUT LAGS ❌⭐ Minecraft server

Auctions, Clans, classic, costumes, creativity, DONAT currency, Donations, Duels, Economy, effects, Events, Fly, FOREIGNER SERVER, Free Donations, FREE RANDOM DONATIONS, Funny and friendly players, Gadgets, Griefing, Large Online, Large private areas, Naruto, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, rubies, Russian, Survival, Unique warp system, Vanilla, Weddings, Without any lags, Without Launcher

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	394
Votes:	1587	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

✅ SURVIVAL

✅ RUBIES

✅ FREE RANDOM DONATIONS / FREE

✅ FOREIGNER SERVER

✅ Hello! We, as server professionals, thought it would be better if we used this information for Minecraft. We are from other other countries. Germany, Türkiye and Japan this means you will see something unusual, something different from others. With all the information, experiences of other countries. We wish you a pleasant game.

✅ Without any lags, griefing, creativity

⭐ Survival on cool version [Даже у админов нет креатива!]

⭐ Large private areas for players and donors – there is enough space for everyone!

⭐ Duels with bets and unique sets of items – /duel

⭐ Quests, auctions, weddings – they won’t let you get bored!

⭐ Pets, gadgets, effects, costumes – will make you stand out from the crowd and entertain you!

⭐ No creativity – no donation trash

⭐ No griefing, your building will not be broken

⭐ A large number of works

⭐ Unique warp system for players!

⭐ We give out DONAT currency for top 1 in statistics!

⭐ No lags on weak PCs

⭐ Funny and friendly players

⭐ Your own PVP arena for those who like to fight and find out who is stronger!

noobland.fun

Half Baked Vanilla Minecraft Shenanigans!! 😂🍦

#youtube, Angry, baked, Ban, Community, Discord, Engage, Friends, HOURS, invite, Join, Launch, Minecraft, Pace, Play, Season, Semi Vanilla, Shenanigans, Staff, Suggestions, Vanilla, Week

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1203
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Star Shards Collected:	224
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

Nethershore SMP
Nethershore is a community-based semi-vanilla casual Minecraft server that launched in February 2022. We are about to launch our sixth season this Sunday, 29th September and we want YOU to join us!

Overview:

Engage with our small community and make some friends – we have had members in many time zones every season so there will always be someone to talk to
Get help from the staff quickly and efficiently – we’ll always take suggestions members have and most likely implement them
Play Minecraft at your pace – we won’t get angry or ban you if you’re not on a certain number of hours a week

Direct Message the accounts toaster2 or LandarXT on Discord to get an invite!!

https://youtu.be/-pdV46J82NE?si=Jv6-ClGqwB5dRpBL

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by sending a Direct Message to toaster2 or LandarXT on Discord
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and friendly community atmosphere. Rules will be provided once you join the server.
Can I play on the server at any time?	Yes, you can play at any time that is convenient for you. There are members from different time zones, so there will always be someone online to play with.
Is there any age restriction to join the server?	While there is no strict age restriction, we recommend that players be mature and respectful towards others on the server.

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, BLOCK, Book, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, Hidden Secrets, intriguing narrative, investigation, Minecraft, Mysterious, Mystery, No. 203074622, novel, Party, plot twist, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown author, unknown identity

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8964
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens wear top hats, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up with the madness!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants compete to see who can slay the dragon with the most style. And don’t miss our weekly llama races, where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses for a chance to win rare loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything can happen!

Party Animal Minecraft SMP

2015, alcohol, animal, black guy, chilling, Friends, gun, Gun Violence, hanging out, highschool party, illegal activities, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, parents, Parties, Party, partying, Reminiscing, smp, teenagers, turning 16, underage drinking, Weed

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1538
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Crops Grown:	3551
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP for a party like no other! We’ve got beer, liquor, weed, girls, and high school students (just kidding, we’re all adults here). Our parties are so epic, they’ll make you feel like you’re back in 2015, even if you’re actually 28 now. And hey, if things get too crazy, at least we don’t have any black guys bringing guns to the party (we hope). Join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t forget (or maybe you will, depending on how much beer you drink)!

SisNeedsToTalkToNiece

blended family, child development, Communication, Emotional support, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, Family secrets, Family Support, Family Therapy, family unity, mother-daughter relationship, parenting, sibling rivalry, SisNeedsToTalkToNiece, step siblings, stepfamily

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2956
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	111	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Runes Activated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Animals Bred:	136	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of family…even if it’s a little dysfunctional! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the blended family drama of our players.

Picture this: a 7-year-old princess from one family, a 14-year-old warrior from another, and a 12-year-old wizard caught in the middle. Will they learn to see each other as real family, or will they continue to battle it out in the virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a concerned aunt and a stubborn mom, as they fight over the best way to handle family drama. Will they find common ground, or will the server be torn apart by their conflict?

Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of family dynamics in Minecraft! Remember, in this world, anything is possible…even reconciling with your stepsiblings over a game of block-building madness.