thebaltazartv Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FacepalmCraft Minecraft Server

Abnormal, Appearance, BIZARRE, confusion, disbelief, Expression, face, FacepalmCraft, facial features, Minecraft, odd, perplexed, puzzled, Questioning, scrutiny, Server, shock, strange, Surprise, UNUSUAL, weird, WTF

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/900	Votes:	2522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Farms Harvested:	971	Emeralds Found:	7193
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone’s face looks normal? Well, look no further because on our server, everyone’s face is completely messed up! From giant noses to eyeballs on their foreheads, you’ll never know what to expect when you log on.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and the title of Chicken Slayer.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can journey to the depths of the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with mobs from all over Minecraft and maybe even challenge the Dragon to a dance-off.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your face twisted into unimaginable shapes along the way!

BakeCraft Minecraft Server

20-30, aunt, baby shower cake, Bakecraft, baking, baking set, baking tools, baking utensils, Borrow, brand, BROKE, brushes, Cake, Dishwasher, Minecraft, Replace, Server, spatulas, Tell, thrown away, utensils, WIBTA, wooden handles

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/300	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2568
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Meteorites Collected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of baking utensils and the drama they can bring! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests to retrieve lost spatulas and brushes, all while battling against the evil Aunt who thinks wooden handles are the enemy.

Embark on a journey to reclaim your precious baking tools, and maybe even uncover the hidden secrets of why some utensils just can’t handle the heat. Will you be the hero who saves the day and bakes the ultimate baby shower cake, or will you succumb to the treacherous Aunt’s kitchen antics?

Join us now and experience the thrill of baking utensil drama like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and delicious at the same time?

PreggoSisNoHome

abortion, adoption, child care, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, family responsibilities, Family Support, financial responsibility, housing dilemma, parenting challenges, PreggoSisNoHome, pregnant teen, sibling relationships, teenage mistakes, teenage mother, teenage pregnancy, teenage struggles, tough choices, Tough Decisions, tough love

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/200	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	130	Star Shards Collected:	257
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and arguments just like this insane family drama.

We’ve got everything you need – from pregnant teenage sisters looking for handouts to brothers trying to navigate the tricky waters of family responsibility. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness all the chaos firsthand?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, come join us! Just remember, drama llamas are always welcome, but be prepared for some serious virtual fireworks. Join now and get ready to experience the craziest Minecraft server around!

CraftyGirlsMeetUp

activities, Bars, best places, Classes, clubs, coffee shops, Confidence, conversation starters, CraftyGirlsMeetUp, DATING, Events, gym, hobbies, meet girls, nightlife, online dating, parks, Parties, relationships, Singles, socializing

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/900	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Looking for a place to meet some blocky babes? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated princesses just waiting to be wooed by a daring miner like yourself. From the lush forests to the treacherous caves, there are plenty of opportunities to impress the ladies with your building skills and resource-gathering prowess.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are looking for love in all the wrong places. Will you be the hero they’ve been waiting for, or will you be too busy crafting diamond swords to notice their undead hearts?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks themselves. Who knows, you might just find love in a world made of cubes!

PixelPentagon Minecraft Server

broader conflict, Conflict, crisis management., defense strategy, diplomatic efforts., escalation, geopolitical tensions, global impact, international relations, long-range strikes, Military Action, military intervention, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, Peacekeeping, pentagon, PixelPentagon, Prohibited, russia, Server, Ukraine, War

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/600	Votes:	4442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have BANNED long-range strikes inside russia because we don’t want the war to become a broader conflict that extends beyond ukraine!!! like, who even does that in minecraft anyway?? we have epic battles, crazy builds, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. plus, our admin is a talking potato who gives out diamonds like candy. join us now before the llamas take over and turn everything into a giant potato farm!

LuxCraftMurderMystery

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/400	Votes:	4738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1881	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

lol so like, this server is so lit that even the dead wanna join in on the fun! we got six people who were like “nah, life is boring, let’s go play Minecraft instead” and they ended up dead in a luxury hotel in Bangkok. but don’t worry, our server ain’t that deadly (we think). come join us and see if you can survive longer than those poor souls. plus, who wouldn’t wanna play Minecraft in a fancy hotel, amirite? come join us for some killer fun (literally).

BoneCraftersUnited

adult human, anatomy, bone composition, bone count, bone depiction, bone structure, BoneCraftersUnited, bones, depiction, femur, human anatomy, human body, human bones, human skeleton, jawbone, Medical, physiology, skeletal anatomy, skeletal structure, skeletal system, skull

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/600	Votes:	6502
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

yo, come join our wacky minecraft server where we have 206 bones scattered all over the place! why? because we’re quirky like that. find a skull and you might unlock a secret treasure chest full of diamonds. stumble upon a femur and you’ll be granted the power to fly for 10 minutes straight. who needs logic when you have bones, amirite? so come on down and bone up on some fun with us!

BabyBlockers: Forget-Me-Not

aging, association, BabyBlockers, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, dementia, fertility issues, ForgetMeNot, health, infertility, Medical research, Memory Loss, mental health, neurological disorders, pregnancy complications, pregnancy loss, recurrent pregnancy loss, reproductive health, Risk, Women’s Health, women’s reproductive health

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/100	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where u can build ur own empire, fight dragons, and ride unicorns!

but wait, there’s more! did u know that joining our server can actually improve ur memory and cognitive skills? that’s right, forget about dementia cuz this server will keep ur brain sharp and ready for anything!

not only that, but studies have shown that playing on our server can increase ur chances of having a successful pregnancy and avoiding infertility. so come on down and start building ur dream world while also improving ur health and fertility!

what are u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

Chaos on Nexus: Where even the cows are rebellious in this semi-vanilla survival world!

build contests, Casual, Chaos, Community, Cows, creativity, discord community, dragon fight, Dynamic world, Events, Exploration, friendship, griefing rules, Group Adventures, launch date, new player, Nexus, rebellious, respectful gameplay, seasoned builder, Semivanilla, Survival, upcoming launch, Vanilla, virtual community, Welcoming, world

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4847
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Farms Harvested:	726
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9232
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Animals Bred:	94
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Nexus Survival Server Overview

Server Features
Version: Minecraft 1.21
Type: Casual SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Community Events: Dragon Fight July 27th!

About Us: Welcome to Nexus Survival, where friendship and creativity flourish! Our casual SMP server offers a relaxed environment with no griefing and respectful gameplay rules. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or new to Minecraft, Nexus Survival is your home for endless exploration and communal fun.

Community-Driven Experience: Join a diverse community of players who share your passion for Minecraft. Participate in server-wide events like build contests and group adventures, or simply enjoy exploring our dynamic world together. At Nexus Survival, every player’s contribution helps shape our vibrant virtual community.

Join Us: Prepare to embark on a new Minecraft journey with Nexus Survival! Stay tuned for our upcoming launch date. Connect with us on Discord and be part of our friendly and welcoming community. Discord: https://discord.gg/hBZUxRZzcW

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does Nexus Survival open?	Nexus Survival opens on July 20th, 2024.
What type of server is Nexus Survival?	Nexus Survival is a Casual SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server.
Are there community events on Nexus Survival?	Yes, the server hosts events like the Dragon Fight on July 27th.

MineSituation Minecraft Server

advice, Bang, Caution, depression, Disc, Fever, Fine, go out, health, interesting situation, lone wanderer, mental health, Minecraft, MineSituation, mom, overdose, paracetamols, Recommendation, risky behavior, save me, self-care, Server, Support

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/300	Votes:	6042
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only cure for a fever is building the most epic pixel art creations! Forget paracetamols, here we recommend building four-story tall statues of your favorite Minecraft mobs to cure any ailment. And if you’re feeling a bit down, why not join our server and let the explosive fun of TNT mining lift your spirits? Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a dream? So come on over and join us for some wild adventures and outrageous builds – just be sure to watch out for any unexpected explosions along the way! And remember, lone_wanderer37 is waiting to guide you through the madness.