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SMP #1041: The Rain’s Stopping Minecraft SMP – The Sussy Edition

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	9441
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for outrageous adventures, like fighting dragons while eating dragon dumplings, or exploring lakeside villages while sipping on the last cup of coffee in the world.

We have a community full of crazy characters, like Mr. Dad Guy and the Green Swordsman, who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t even get me started on the epic love stories that unfold in our server – from Krusie Week 2024 to Trust You Forever, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting to see what happens next.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a dragon drawing competition or fly to the moon on a whim. The possibilities are endless in our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

RenFestRumble Minecraft Server

Apology, Communication, Conflict, Drama, emotional response, event etiquette, festival etiquette, friendship, group dynamics, medieval dress, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Negativity, Outsider, perspective, renaissance festival, RenFestRumble, sarcasm, Server, shouting match, social dynamics, Social Interaction, Tension

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6011
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Animals Bred:	102	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a medieval festival! Join us for a renaissance-themed adventure like no other, where you can dress up in your best medieval attire and immerse yourself in a world of knights, dragons, and castles.

But beware, just like in real life, there may be some troublemakers lurking around. Will you encounter a player like Melissa, who spills drinks on your virtual dress and complains about everything in sight? Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated argument with a friend over the silliest of things, just like our friend Tim did.

But fear not, for in our server, you can always count on your trusty sidekick Jake to calm things down and suggest a peaceful resolution. Whether you’re exploring the vast lands or engaging in epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and experience the thrill of a renaissance festival without the sticky spills and heated arguments. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (just make sure they’re not as dramatic as Melissa).

HangryCraft

americanized, chips and salsa, cold food, Communication, culinary standards, Cultural differences, customer service, dining experience, dining out, dramatic, Feedback, food quality, HangryCraft, leaving a restaurant, mexican food, reheated food, Restaurant, restaurant etiquette, sour salsa, supporting decisions, wait staff

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	93	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a bad salsa at a Mexican restaurant! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this couple’s dining experience.

Experience the thrill of waiting over 30 minutes for your food, only to have it arrive cold and room temperature. Will you be like the husband, demanding to leave and pacing around in a fit of rage? Or will you be like the wife, trying to salvage the situation and make the best of it?

Challenge yourself to navigate through Americanized landscapes and new wait staff, all while keeping your cool like a pro. And remember, if things go sour like that salsa, just give us your feedback and we’ll do our best to fix it – no need to storm out in a dramatic fashion!

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to handle the heat of a spicy situation. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a hilarious restaurant meltdown – Minecraft style!

CrushCraft SMP – Celeb Crushes!

Actor, actress, Admiration, attraction, celeb, Celebrity, celebrity crush, Crush, CrushCraft, CRUSHES, dreamboat, dreamy, FAMOUS, FANTASY, Favorite, heartthrob, Hollywood, Idol, infatuation, love, musician, Obsession, Singer, smp

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Farms Harvested:	783
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have a chance to date your celebrity crush…in game! That’s right, we’ve got a secret plugin that lets you spawn in any famous hottie you desire. Just imagine building a house with Ryan Reynolds or going on a mining adventure with Beyoncé. The possibilities are endless! So what are you waiting for? Join now and swipe right on your dream celeb in the world of Minecraft!

YesToMinecraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	276	Animals Bred:	73
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Dragon Eggs Found:	8115	Magic Items Found:	7381

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be saying “YES” to endless fun and craziness! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens. They couldn’t believe their eyes! But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an unlimited supply of diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server.

So, if you want to experience the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft server out there, then join us now! Say “YES” to adventure, laughter, and pure insanity. You won’t regret it!

JabariCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

armed resistance, Assassination, Conflict, deputy, gaza, idf, international relations, Israel, JabariCraft, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Minecraft, Mohammed al-Jabari, palestine, Palestinian Islamic Jihad, RETALIATION, security forces, Server, targeted killing, Terrorism, Ultimate, violence, weapons production

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchantments Applied:	261
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	194	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Potions Brewed:	154	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

come join our minecraft server where we have the craziest battles like the IDF taking down the deputy weapons production head Mohammed al-Jabari! it’s like a real-life war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of guns and bombs. come build your own army and take down the bad guys in epic battles that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time. join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!

BlockyBodyPositivity

beauty standards, Black Nigerian women, BlockyBodyPositivity, body acceptance, Body appreciation, body confidence, body image perception, body positivity, body positivity movement, Cultural differences, cultural influences, culture, Diversity, Eastern Asian Chinese women, ethnicity, positive body image, self esteem, self love, self-perception, societal norms, White Western women

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	193	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we appreciate all bodies, just like black nigerian women! we got the highest body appreciation in all the land, even higher than those eastern asian chinese women. if you join, you’ll feel like a queen with the best body image ever, even better than those white western women who are always feeling down about themselves. ethnicity and culture are our secret ingredients for promoting positive body image, so come on over and feel fabulous with us!

Mechafem Minecraft Server

anime character, Anime Series, Artificial Intelligence, female Mechamaru, female robot, Futuristic technology, gender bending, gender change, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender speculation, gender swap, gender transformation, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, Mech Pilot, Mechafem, Mechamaru, Minecraft, Robot Girl, robotic avatar, Server, speculative fiction

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	406
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is run by Mechamaru, the gender-swapping robot! One minute he’s a dude, the next minute she’s a dudette! It’s like playing Minecraft with a whole new perspective every time!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – the only way to access it is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight! Can you handle the clucking challenge?

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around, blowing up random blocks and leaving you surprise gifts like TNT and diamonds. Who knew creepers could be so generous?

4. We have a special event every Friday night called “Pig Racing Madness” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses and try to outsmart the evil zombie jockeys. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, Mechamaru might be a girl next time you log in. It’s all part of the fun!

SMP Shenanigans with Anon in Minecraft SMP

Anon, ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, digital communication, forum post, internet culture, internet discussion, message board, Minecraft, No. 15399201, Online Community, online conversation, online forum, online identity, online interaction, online platform, online privacy, online thread, Shenanigans, smp, Umm, user anonymity., user forum, User-generated content

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of players who only communicate in meows and another group who can only speak in pig grunts. It’s like a real-life animal kingdom, but with blocky graphics!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit touchy-feely.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can try to conquer the legendary parkour course that is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges players to a dance-off before they can pass. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken do the moonwalk like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

ShallowBitchCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, attractive, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Confrontation, criticism, Emotional support, Fake, Fighting, friendship, guilt trip, immature, insults, love life, Minecraft, relationships, rocky terms, Server, Shallow, ShallowBitchCraft, Support

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4394
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Crops Grown:	6646
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	109	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her friend.

Looking for a server where friendships are tested and insults are thrown like snowballs in a snow biome? Look no further! Witness the epic showdown between OP’s boyfriend and her friend, as they battle it out in a war of words over his appearance. Will OP choose love or friendship? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of standing up for what you believe in, even if it means calling out your bestie for being a total meanie. Watch as OP unleashes a fiery tirade, burning bridges faster than a lava flow in the Nether. Will their friendship survive the heat, or will it crumble like a sandcastle in a desert?

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest love triangle Minecraft has ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have drama, am I right? See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your friend’s questionable taste in men)!