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CraftyToxicCrafts

CraftyToxicCrafts, cyber harassment, cyberbullying, Fandom, Harassment, Hate Speech, internet, Negativity, online bullying, Online Community, online hate, online toxicity, opinion, social media, toxic behavior, toxic culture, toxic fan base, toxic fandom, toxic fans, toxic online behavior, trolling

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Divine Spears Created:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of dealing with toxic fan bases on the internet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and experience a world where the only toxicity you’ll encounter is from the creepers trying to blow you up (but don’t worry, we have creeper repellent for that).

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even Herobrine would feel right at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to toxic fan bases forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re the real villains in this world.

CrimeCraft Minecraft Server

ai, argentina, Artificial Intelligence, citizens’ rights, civil liberties, concerns, Crime Prevention, CrimeCraft, data privacy, Ethics, Experts, Government, justice system, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, predict future crimes, predictive analytics, Public Safety, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI to predict future crimes!! like, who knew blocky pixels could be so smart, right?? but don’t worry, we only use our AI for good, like making sure no one steals your diamonds or griefs your epic builds. plus, our AI is totally chill and won’t invade your privacy or anything. so come on down and join the fun, because who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that can see into the future?? it’s like having a crystal ball, but way cooler and way more blocky. trust us, you won’t regret it!

ErdoganCraft: Day of Mourning

Assassination, Aug 2, Conflict, Day, DECLARATION, diplomatic relations, Erdogan, ErdoganCraft, gaza, government statement, Hamas chief, international news, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, mourning, mourning day, national mourning, Politics, Terrorism, turkey, Turkish president, world leaders

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8366	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we have turkey’s erdogan declaring aug 2 as a day of national mourning because our server is just THAT good. we have crazy events like fighting off creepers with turkey legs and building giant monuments to honor the fallen hamas chief. you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there, so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

TrackCraft: Sprint, Backwards, Grapevine!

agility, Athletics, backwards, Competition, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, Grapevine, long distance, physical activity, Race, Running, SPEED, sports, Sprint, sprinting, swimming, swimming techniques, track, track and field, TrackCraft, Training

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Runes Activated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where u can swim on land and run in water! imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the macarena. our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party.

we have epic mini-games like “100m sprint on lava” and “100m backwards through a maze of TNT.” challenge your friends to a grapevine race through a forest of giant mushrooms.

build your own castle made entirely of diamond blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil villagers.

join now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server in the universe. who needs reality when you have our server?

FishOilCraft: BrainBoosters

Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, brain nerve cells, BrainBoosters, cognitive decline, fatty acids, findings, fish oil supplements, FishOilCraft, Gene, genetic risk, health, JAMA Network Open, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, omega-3, Prevention, reduction, remarkable, research, scientific research, study

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mines Excavated:	4966	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

LOLZ, u know what else causes a “remarkable” reduction in brain nerve cells? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, where u can escape the horrors of real life and dive into a world of blocky goodness.

Our server is so lit, it’s like fish oil for ur brain but without the fishy aftertaste. We got epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community so awesome, it’ll make u forget all about those pesky brain nerve cells.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where Alzheimer’s is just a made-up word and the only thing u gotta worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than taking fish oil supplements.

SlideCraft Minecraft Server

Activists, anti-circumcision, circumcision, circumcision rate, dryness, fear, fetish, Foreskin, Friends, friends’ experiences, life experience, Minecraft, net neutral, parents, Preference, religious reasons, sensitivity, Server, side effects, SlideCraft, statistical anomaly, teens, uncircumcised

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1269
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	339	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	275

Are you tired of being the odd one out in a world full of circumcised friends? Do you long for the sweet sensation of being part of the snipped squad? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of being surrounded by fellow circumcised comrades. Our community is filled with players who have undergone the snip and are living their best lives without foreskins.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so inclusive that even if you haven’t been circumcised, you can still join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll catch the circumcision fever and become a convert like so many others before you.

So come on down to our server and let the circumcision festivities begin. Your parents may be anti-circumcision activists, but we’re here to show you the light (or lack thereof, if you catch our drift). Join now and experience the joy of being part of the cut crew!

Minecraft SMP – WatameCraft: The Sheep Queen’s Realm

cover songs, fansite, handdrawn, healing, hololive, Hop Step Sheep, Membersheep, Minecraft, Music, one piece card game, original songs, PLUSHIE, QUEENS, Realm, Sheep, shorts, smp, Suggestions, Tsunomaki Watame, virtual youtuber, Watamate Free Research Project, WatameCraft, ナマ足, ヘソ出し, マーメイド, 今日のわため

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Potions Brewed:	105
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mermaid with bare feet and a crop top? Look no further than our server, where the sheep hop and the laughs never stop! Join now for a chance to win a plushie of Watame’s “friends to Go” – perfect for taking on days out, or just chilling in your virtual world!

But that’s not all – our recent events include Watame and Fubuki trying their hand at the One Piece Card Game, with a shocking winner that will leave you in stitches! Plus, Watame is on the lookout for ideas for her next “今日のわため” shorts – send in your suggestions and see if you can make her laugh harder than a whistling Watamate!

So come on down to our server, where the sheep are friendly, the music is bumpin’, and the adventures are endless. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next? Join now and let the fun begin!

DoggoCraft Wedding Wars

brother, CANCELLATION, covid, decision, dog, dog sitter, DoggoCraft, emergency, family, last minute, love, loyalty, no pet event, pet, RESPONSIBILITY, rough shape, supervision, Trust, Upset, vet, Wars, Wedding

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of missing out on epic events because of your furry friends? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and never miss another wedding, birthday party, or alien invasion because your pet needs you!

We understand the importance of our four-legged companions, which is why we have a special pet-friendly zone where your Minecraft pets can roam free and cause chaos. No more choosing between your virtual adventures and your real-life responsibilities – now you can have both!

So come on down to our server and let your pets run wild while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Who needs a wedding when you have a virtual world to conquer with your trusty sidekick by your side? Join us now and unleash the ultimate pet-powered mayhem!

Block Therapy: Anxiety Relief

anxiety, anxiety relief, BLOCK, coping strategies, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, holistic approaches, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, Relief, self help, self-care, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Farms Harvested:	799
Emeralds Found:	8953	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and giving you anxiety? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, these green meanies are banned from our server, so you can build in peace without worrying about your precious creations getting destroyed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to bestow with riches beyond their wildest dreams. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Sheep, you’ll be granted access to a secret realm filled with even more treasures and adventures.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to endless fun and excitement!

AI Energy Saver 1000

AI computing, Applications, Artificial Intelligence, Breakthrough, computing, Development, efficiency, ENERGY, energy consumption, energy efficient, energy saving, Engineering, Hardware device, innovation, research, researchers, Saver, State-of-the-art, sustainable, Technology, technology advancement, University of Minnesota Twin Cities

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2508
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

hey u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that makes ur brain explode with amazement? well do i have the server for u! our server has this crazy hardware device that makes ur game run 1000x faster than any other server out there. u will be mining diamonds and building epic structures at the speed of light. join now and experience the future of minecraft gaming!