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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 4272 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 493 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made out of obsidian).
But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet slime named Larry who will follow you around and give you hugs (or try to eat your face, it’s a toss-up).
So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, we can’t guarantee anything with all the chaos going on)!