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  • GF’s OP Minecraft Server

    GF’s OP Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 7336
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 790207 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1646 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Runes Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the short stack in your relationship? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, height is just a number! Join us and experience a world where you can tower over anyone, even if you’re only 5’3 in real life. Who needs height when you have epic building skills and PvP prowess? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret potion that can make you grow to towering heights in the game. So come join us and show your tall girlfriend who’s boss in this virtual world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Eupho Maniac Minecraft SMP

    Eupho Maniac Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 3063
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 26
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4843 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45
    Runes Activated: 8 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1034
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where drama is at a minimum and everyone gets along? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and alliances that change as often as the weather in Minecraft.

    Forget about mining for diamonds and building epic structures, the real game is navigating the treacherous waters of player relationships. Will you team up with Reina and risk getting betrayed, or align yourself with Mayu and hope she doesn’t turn on you next? The drama never stops on our server, and you never know what’s going to happen next.

    So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and friendships are as fleeting as a creeper explosion, then come join us! Just be prepared for the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with it. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer entertainment value alone.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Chii’s Kawaii Minecraft Server

    Chii’s Kawaii Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 421
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 46
    Crops Grown: 9675 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you ever wonder why pigs fly in Minecraft? Well, on our server, not only do pigs fly, but they also wear top hats and monocles while sipping on fancy potions! Join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels.

    Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of exploding creepers. You never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next, whether it’s a dance party with skeletons or a game of hide-and-seek with Endermen.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

    So why are we doing this? Because life is too short to take Minecraft seriously. Join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and pure ridiculousness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Perfect Together Minecraft SMP

    Perfect Together Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 4544
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Emeralds Found: 2329 Mythical Quests Completed: 30
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect mix of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness the epic love story between a creeper and a chicken unfold before your very eyes. Who knew explosive personalities and flighty feathers could make such a perfect match?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of deranged villagers who have formed a cult worshipping a giant potato. Rumor has it that the potato grants wishes, but be warned – the last person who wished for unlimited diamonds ended up turning into a block of obsidian.

    So why do they look perfect together? Because on our server, anything is possible – even the most absurd and hilarious pairings you could ever imagine. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of romance.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Prrrrrrrrrrrrrt! Minecraft Server

    Prrrrrrrrrrrrrt! Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 8422
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want a server that will make you laugh until you cry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with farting, shidding, and loggists shitting up /b/. You’ll be begging for your mommy’s teat after experiencing the madness that awaits you. And don’t worry, the shit will just keep coming, so get ready to get fucked in the most hilarious way possible.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have the time of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get wild.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Finn in Minecraft SMP Land

    Finn in Minecraft SMP Land
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 6568
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Potions Brewed: 106
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Dimension Hops: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Look no further!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of encountering a Finn in your country – because who wouldn’t want to see that?! Our server is filled with unexpected surprises and crazy adventures around every corner.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that a group of mischievous llamas roam the land, stealing blocks from unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you be able to outsmart them and reclaim your precious resources?

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what kind of madness awaits you. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

    Crazy Craft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 1303
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 48
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Alien Abductions: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a Thai city overrun by illegal Russian prostitutes? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

    Join us for epic battles between local Minecraft villagers and Russian mobs, as they fight for control over the virtual streets of our server. Watch as Russian players flood the server, bringing their unique skills and strategies to dominate the game.

    But be warned, things can get heated as rival factions clash in epic PvP battles, reminiscent of the fights between local and Russian prostitutes in Thailand. It’s a virtual war zone out there, and only the strongest and most cunning players will survive.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a city overrun by illegal Russian prostitutes, come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the virtual world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GLOW Minecraft SMP dev/ ReGLOSS and FLOW

    GLOW Minecraft SMP dev/ ReGLOSS and FLOW
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 6808
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Star Shards Collected: 235 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Join our server with hololive DEV_IS ReGLOSS and FLOW GLOWMEMBERS! We’ve got Hiodoshi Ao, who can mine diamonds with her eyes closed. Otonose Kanade builds houses faster than you can say “Redstone.” And Ichijou Ririka? She’s the queen of pranking other players.

    But wait, there’s more! Juufuutei Raden is our resident expert in mob farming, Todoroki Hajime can tame any wild animal in seconds, and Isaki Riona is the ultimate potion master. Koganei Niko is our redstone wizard, Mizumiya Su can terraform like nobody’s business, and Rindo Chihaya is the PvP champion you don’t want to mess with. And don’t even get us started on Kikirara Vivi and her epic builds!

    Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and endless laughter. And if you need some tunes to mine to, check out our original MVs like “Shunkan Heartbeat” and “Symmetry.” Or jam out to our latest covers while you explore the world. Trust us, this server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UNDERGROUND ANARCHY Minecraft server

    UNDERGROUND ANARCHY Minecraft server
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 4777
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Towns Built: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

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    Top Anarchy server

    45.93.200.11:25579

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  • Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 9171
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Enchantments Applied: 103 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Potions Brewed: 196 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like Devil May Cry meets a twisted version of Twilight! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and merch that will make you smell like cheeb eurobeat (whatever that means). Plus, we have plushies of me and my bean wife, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our 2024 Valentine’s merch – it’s to die for! So come on over and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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