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iPhonesThrottlingMC SMP

Apple, Battery, Complaints, Consumer, controversy, devices, Hardware, investigation, Ios, iPhones, iPhonesThrottlingMC, Issues, Lawsuits, mobile, Performance, Slow, Smartphone, smp, software, Technology, throttling, update

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of your iPhone slowing down? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where iPhones are actually speeding up! That’s right, our server is so advanced that even your phone will get a boost just by being in the vicinity. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve Jobs himself, he’s a regular player on our server and he can’t get enough of the fast-paced action.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. And if you manage to tame one, you’ll have the ultimate weapon to take down any pesky creepers or rival players.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most electrifying gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just make sure to bring your charger, because things are about to get lit!

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

Boundaries, brother-in-law, caregiving, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamily, emergency contact, family, family dynamics, food allergies, food preparation, household chores, meal prep, Minecraft, Niece, parenting, Permission, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling relationships, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	218
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the same level of chaos and unexpected twists as this story.

Just like the unexpected mess in this house, our server is full of surprises at every turn. You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a hidden treasure or a secret dungeon waiting to be explored.

And just like the heated exchange between family members, our server is always buzzing with excitement and drama. Join in on the fun and create your own epic storylines with other players.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because you’ll never have a dull moment, just like this family who can’t seem to catch a break. Come on in and let the adventure begin!

SisterSneakAttackMC

aita, arguing back and forth, asked my wife, awkward situation, crash at our house, find somewhere else, hosting her parents, hosting my sister, invited to live with us, not her place, refusing to do so, showed up, sister has to leave, sister still here, SisterSneakAttackMC, stay for just a bit, telling my wife, UK to US, what the hell, without telling me

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5332
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of family drama! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having unexpected guests show up at your virtual doorstep.

Imagine logging in to find your wife’s sister building a house right next to yours without your permission. Will you kick her out or team up with her to create the ultimate Minecraft family compound?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to secret underground tunnels where you can hide from your in-laws and siblings. Will you use them to escape the chaos or to plot your revenge?

So come on, join us and navigate through the hilarious mess of family dynamics in our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual family feud that will have you laughing for days!

RetroThreadsRevived

60s fashion, 70s fashion, 80s fashion, 90s fashion, bring back, classic fashion, fashion comeback, fashion history, fashion nostalgia, fashion reminiscence, fashion revival, fashion trend, iconic trends, nostalgic fashion, old school fashion, past fashion, retro fashion, RetroThreadsRevived, throwback style, trendy throwback, vintage style

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66	Magic Items Found:	2093
Potions Brewed:	179	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of wearing the same old boring diamond armor in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server brings back the ancient fashion trend of wearing glow-in-the-dark chainmail armor! Not only will you be the most stylish player in the game, but you’ll also blind your enemies with your fabulousness.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling dragons while wearing bell-bottom pants and a disco ball helmet. Who needs protection when you have style, am I right?

So come on down to our server and relive the glory days of fashion in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even start a trend that will last for centuries!

AnorexicMiceNoMoreCraft

animal studies, anorexia, AnorexicMiceNoMoreCraft, appetite regulation, behavioral health, biomedical research, disordered eating, drug development, Drugs, Eating disorders, health science, hunger protein, Medical research, Mice, Patients, protein research, researchers, Science Translational Medicine, scientific discovery, study, Symptoms

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7150	Ores Mined:	8015
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical hunger proteins that can cure anorexia in mice! who needs therapy when you can just play minecraft and eat virtual food to feel better? our server is like a science lab but with creepers and zombies instead of test tubes. join us and help us find drugs to cure all types of eating disorders, one block at a time! it’s like a virtual science experiment, but with more explosions and less safety precautions. so what are you waiting for? come cure anorexia in mice with us on our crazy minecraft server!

2Players2Losers

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ores Mined:	6113
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

New Anarchy Server in Spanish and English! (2024), Come in, create, destroy and build!

Invite your friends!

2p2l.hopto.org:25851

Dovedale Network

1.8, Bedwars, Dedicated Servers, Dovedale Network, exclusive, Friends, low latency, Minecraft, plugin issues., PvP, smp, Survival, UK server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

– UK Server – 1.8+ (but due to plugin issues Bedwars is 1.8 only!)

mc.dovedale.wiki

Mystmoor: The Land of Semi-Vanilla Chaos with a Twist of Paper 1.21! 🌲🔥

Active, Anti Pay-to-Win, Builds, challenge, Chaos, Cheating, Community, Community Focused, Discord, Enhancements, Grief, Immersive, instagram, Land, Mystmoor, Paper, PvE, Semivanilla, smp, Staff, Survival, Twist, Vanilla, Website, Whitelisted

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ores Mined:	6201
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP Overview

Features	Friendly staff ready to help Authentic vanilla gameplay with enhancements Promotion of immersive builds Challenge of Hard mode Strong anti-cheating measures No pay-to-win
Discord	Join Mystmoor Discord
Website	Visit Mystmoor Website
Instagram	Check out Mystmoor on Instagram

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, Mystmoor is a whitelisted community.
Do you allow cheating?	No, we have strict measures against cheating.
What mode is the server in?	The server operates in Hard mode.
Is there any pay-to-win features?	No, we do not have any pay-to-win elements on our server.

CraftyCrisis Minecraft Server

action, activism, call to action, CraftyCrisis, do something, encouragement, ENGAGEMENT, Help, initiative, intervention, involvement, Minecraft, motivation, movement, Participation, PLEA, reaction, Request, response, Server, Someone, Support, Urgency

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house made entirely out of diamonds (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon, who loves to boogie down with players in epic dance parties.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Why am I considered a blocky pedo in Minecraft SMP for being attracted to 16-bit beauties

16bit, age of consent, attracted, attraction, beauties, blocky, Boundaries, consent, considered, Ethics, legal age, legal implications, Maturity, Minecraft, morality, pedo, pedophilia, Perception, physical appearance, Psychology, sexual attraction, sexual desire, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo, underage, understanding age

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3909	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all kinds of questionable behaviors! Join us if you want to be judged for being attracted to 16-year-old pixelated girls because hey, they look the same as 18+ year olds, right? Our server is the perfect place for those who struggle with basic age recognition and need a safe space to express their confusion. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your boner’s lack of understanding, we’re all about physical attraction only here! So come on in and let your inner pedo flag fly high in our pixelated paradise!