| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 6169 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 34 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 61 |
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 1023 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 22 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs through lava pits, battling zombie chickens in diamond armor, and building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to the latest Minecraft remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 6908 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is endorsed by the one and only Sayu, the queen of Minecraft herself. She streams live on Twitch and YouTube, where you can watch her save the grass in real-time. Plus, she’s got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.
And if you’re worried about missing out because you hate Twitch, don’t worry – Sayu streams on YouTube too, sometimes. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around and experience the Sayu love for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 6052 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 1621 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 3095 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 287 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and endless possibilities. Who needs poorly produced porn when you can build your own world and explore with friends? Say goodbye to the days of watching “extremely average people” on camera and hello to a new virtual reality where the only limit is your imagination.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the world of lackluster porn behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 4401 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Votes: | 581 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 59 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 6152 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 8678 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, folks, on our server, anything is possible, even partying with Minecraft legends!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt, where players compete to find the most diamonds while dodging lava pits and zombie hordes. The winner gets a real-life diamond (Disclaimer: diamond may be made of plastic, but hey, it’s the thought that counts)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, your kunt will thank you!
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 6111 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 7342 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1276 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with fireballs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so watch out for some spooky surprises!
So why waste your time preordering Kingdom Come 2 when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the cake!
