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CreeperExGoneMad

BETRAYAL, Breakup, Closure, controlling behavior, crazy ex, CreeperExGoneMad, emotional baggage, ex, HEARTBREAK, Insecurity, Jealousy, love gone wrong, Manipulation, moving on, possessiveness, red flags, relationships, Revenge, toxic behavior, unhealthy attachment, warning signs

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with your crazy ex in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a giant statue of your ex and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze full of traps to symbolize the emotional rollercoaster they put you through. Trust us, nothing is more therapeutic than pixelated revenge! Plus, rumor has it that your ex is also playing on the server, so you can finally settle the score once and for all in a battle to the death (in-game, of course). Join now and let the drama unfold!

CraftyTelegram Minecraft Server

Ban, Censorship, Communication, communication app, CraftyTelegram, digital rights, ENCRYPTION, Government, India, internet, investigation, legal action, messaging app, messaging platform, Minecraft, privacy, regulatory scrutiny, SECURITY, Server, social media, Technology, Telegram, user data

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mines Excavated:	4645	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	1532
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

so, this server is like a wild ride through a land of blocky chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow. but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. yes, you heard that right, CAKE.

if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this: our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you bring him a diamond block. oh, and did i mention that our spawn point is actually a giant disco ball that plays dubstep remixes of classic minecraft tunes?

so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

CraftyCreeperClan

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClan, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, political strategy, regional dynamics, response, retaliate, SECURITY, strike, Tension, US

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
New Chunks Explored:	471751	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Animals Bred:	164	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	945
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro! like, we got all the cool stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. we got, like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

and get this, dude, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine a whole chunk in one hit. it’s totally legit, i swear.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, join our server now before iran retaliates or something. you won’t regret it, bro. it’s gonna be lit.

CovidCraft: Populist Pandemonium

adoption, Anti-establishment, Attitudes, Beliefs, conspiracy mentality, Covid-19, CovidCraft, Economy, INDIVIDUALS, left wing, less-educated, pandemic, Pandemonium, Political, populist, Psychology, societal threats, society, Stronger, threatened, Views, Women

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7503
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1550
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Blood Moons Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil establishment with our pickaxes and swords! if you’re tired of society’s bs, this is the place for you! we predict conspiracy theories and fight off covid-19 with our virtual blocks! women, less-educated peeps, and left-wingers are our strongest warriors, so come join the rebellion! let’s show the establishment who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftyGig – Genshin Impact Minecraft Server

Aqua Simulacra, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Daily check-in rewards, EMILIE, Energy Amplifier, genshin, genshin impact, Impact, Lumidouce Elegy, Minecraft, MineCraftyGig, Mualani Web Event, Natlan Gameplay, Natlan Impressions Trailer, Off We Go to the Nation of Pyro, primogems, Razor, Redeemable Codes, Server, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.0, Xiangling, Yanfei, Yelan

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is hotter than a Nether fortress on fire! Join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine bedrock, a potion of invincibility, and a pet Ender Dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies!

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got custom biomes that are so wild, you’ll think you’re in the End dimension. And our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the entire Minecraft world in just one day!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get access to secret dungeons filled with rare loot, a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players, and a secret society of villagers who will trade you enchanted items for emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be careful, because once you join, you may never want to leave!

Minecraft SMP – /min/ – Mining Masters

#Akafuyu, akg, Andreana, arknights, Blacknight, Chong Yue, Dorothy, Harmonie, Highmore, Honeyberry, lin.., Lunacub, Masters, Medic Vendela, Melanite, Min, Minecraft, Mining, Mlynar, passenger, puzzle, Qiubai, Reed, smp, Sniper Fiammetta, Specialist Swire, Supporter Windflit

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever come across! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for labels, just like that one kid in high school who refused to be put in a box.

Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure trove of hidden gems, just waiting to be discovered. From secret underground bases to epic build battles, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why should you join? Because life is too short to be serious all the time. Come hang out with us and let your inner goofball shine. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite place to call home in the Minecraft universe.

FosterCraft: Snitchin’ Edition

adoption, Boundaries, case worker, child advocacy, child welfare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Edition, emotional well being, family dynamics, foster care system, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, legal implications, professional ethics, Reporting, sibling relationship, Snitchin, support group, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Love Letters Sent:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your average creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun, just like trying to herd a bunch of ocelots in-game.

Join us for a wild time where the only rule is to have a blast! We’ve got more twists and turns than a redstone contraption built by a noob. And speaking of noobs, even they will feel like pros on our server.

Need a break from the real world drama? Our server is the perfect escape! It’s like diving into a pool of slime blocks – bouncy, unpredictable, and oh so satisfying.

So come on over and join the madness! Who needs a case worker when you’ve got a whole community of fellow Minecrafters to support you? Let’s build, mine, and laugh until the cows come home (literally, we have a cow farm on the server). See you in the game!

CraftyLifeUpgrade

CraftyLifeUpgrade, daily routine, exercise routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, habits, healthy habits, life improvement, mindfulness, mindset shift, motivation, personal growth, positive impact, positive thinking, productivity, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, small change, Time management

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Gods Slained:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will leave you laughing for days.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start following you around, offering to trade rare items for emeralds. Or how about the time when a pack of mischievous chickens stole all the diamonds from the local village and you had to embark on a quest to retrieve them?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for singing opera. Join us and witness the most epic battle of high notes you’ve ever seen!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, your life will never be the same again!

BlockPartyCraft

Apart), BlockPartyCraft, common errors, common mistakes, confusion, education, English language, grammar, grammar rules, intended meaning, Language, language learning, language usage, linguistics, misspell, Spelling, vocabulary, word usage, Writing, writing tips

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis place is like a magical unicorn land mixed with a sprinkle of pixie dust and a dash of pure insanity.

picture dis: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers can dance the macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. and if u manage to tame one, u’ll be the richest player in all the land.

oh, and did i mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin ur fun? yea, they’re pretty badass.

so come join us on dis epic adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.

LesbianBFFSavesMe Minecraft Server

acceptance, BFF, Communication, Connection, Emotional healing, empowerment, friendship, Lesbian, LesbianBFFSavesMe, LGBTQ, MANIFESTING, Minecraft, Oreimo, personal growth, save me, Self Discovery, Server, Support, talk about feelings, Trust, unconditional love, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	20

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing for a lesbian BFF to come save you from your emotional turmoil? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee that you will find your soulmate who will not only help you find diamonds but also force you to have deep heart-to-heart conversations about your feelings. It’s like Oreimo, but with way more pickaxes and creepers. So join us now and start your journey to finding true friendship and emotional enlightenment in the world of Minecraft!