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CraftyCuck Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1710
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Star Shards Collected:	161
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Tired of being a wage slave in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of capitalism! On our server, you can build your own empire without having to answer to any greedy shareholders. No more selling your soul for a paycheck, now you can mine for diamonds and build your dream castle instead!

Join us and become a proud NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) warrior, fighting against the oppressive forces of the job market. Who needs a job when you can spend your days crafting, exploring, and battling mobs in our virtual world?

Don’t let society shame you for being unemployed, embrace your inner gamer and join our server where being a NEET is not only accepted, but celebrated. Say goodbye to the rat race and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best NEET life!

RootkitRampage Minecraft SMP

Anticheats, computer security, cybersecurity, Data Protection, data security, dualbooting, encrypted partition, file encryption, Gaming, linux, malware, Minecraft, online gaming, privacy, Protection, riot vanguard, ROOTKIT, RootkitRampage, SCANNING, smp, software, Technology

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Riot Vanguard can’t stop us from having a blast! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few run-ins with some sneaky creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled hackers who have hidden secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare items all over the map. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden loot and become the richest player on the server?

And if that wasn’t enough to entice you, we also have a special plugin that turns all the sheep on the server into flying pigs. That’s right, flying pigs! So come join us and experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues when pigs take to the skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the pigs!

WeddingCraft: FriendRemoved

blocked on social media, bridesman, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, destination wedding, ENGAGEMENT, financial reasons, FriendRemoved, friendship, long distance friendship, missing a friend, Moving, online dating, personal boundaries, plane ticket, prioritizing relationships, putting yourself first, self-care, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7486
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and loyalty? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ghost you like this former friend did! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will always have your back, unlike some people we know cough cough. Plus, we have virtual destination weddings in Puerto Rico for all our players who want to tie the blocky knot! Don’t be like this ex-friend, join our server and let’s build some memories together! #BlockyBestiesForever #NotGhostingYouLikeThatGuy #MinecraftWeddingGoals

SMP_QuitTheBS – Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Apathy, Boredom, Cliches, disinterest, ennui, exasperation, exhaustion, FATIGUE, Frustration, indifference, Irritation, lack of innovation, Mediocrity, Minecraft, monotony, predictability, Repetition, smp, SMP_QuitTheBS, unoriginality, weariness, world-weariness

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down from the sky and starts dancing the Macarena. Or how about the time when a group of creepers formed a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies? Anything can happen on our server, and that’s what makes it so darn addictive.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition – it’s a nail-biting event that will have you on the edge of your seat (or saddle).

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyRimworld Minecraft Server

#gamer, Book, CraftyRimworld, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Game Dev, Links, loverslab, Minecraft, mod order guide, Mods, new, nexusmods, patch notes, Performance, performance fish, rimjobworld, rimpy, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, Server, Steam

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret DLC that will blow your mind! Some say it’s so good, it will make you question reality. But don’t take our word for it, pirate it first and see for yourself!

2. Our server is like a virtual library, and the required reading is Tynan’s amazing book. It’s a must-have for any serious gamer or game dev. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

3. Forget about Dwarf Fortress, we don’t welcome that nonsense here. We’re all about pushing the boundaries of Minecraft creativity and fun.

4. Need mods for performance? Look no further than Performance Fish and Rocketman. Download them and never look back, your Minecraft experience will never be the same!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets that will change your Minecraft world forever!

GFsAreOverrated Minecraft SMP

#better half, advice, Commitment, Companionship, DATING, emotional connection, fulfillment, GFsAreOverrated, Girlfriend, Happiness, Intimacy, Life Partner, long term, love, Minecraft, Partnership, personal growth, relationships, romance, Significant Other, smp, soulmate, Support

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Love Letters Sent:	13

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your in-game soulmate! Join us and you might just stumble upon a pixelated princess or a blocky bachelor to build a virtual love story with. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend to keep you company in the mines? Swipe right on this SMP and let the love (and creepers) flow!

PixelFamily Minecraft Server

Communication, current girlfriend, DAUGHTER, Display, ex wife, exclusion, family photo, Happy, House, judgment, living together, long distance, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, PixelFamily, relationship, Server, Siblings, Son, UNFAIR, Wedding

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Zombie Dances:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Falling into the Void:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pixelated fun! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family, complete with ex-wives, current girlfriends, and children from different moms – just like in real life!

Embark on epic adventures with your virtual family members, whether it’s sending money for tuition fees, communicating through emails and WhatsApp, or attending weddings without bringing the toddler along (because let’s face it, flying with a toddler is a nightmare!).

Take family photos in-game and make sure to exclude certain family members for maximum drama – just like in the real world! Show off your virtual family dynamics and prove to everyone that you’re not hiding anyone, you just want a nice photo with your current family unit.

So come join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

PremierePanicMC

back line, Character, college, curtain call, early morning shows, extroverted, friends and family, Guilt, jokes, LEAVING, musical theater, narrator, passive aggressive, Premiere, PremierePanicMC, public interaction, Rehearsals, Replacement, Respect, Rocky Horror Show, theater play

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Buildings Constructed:	35	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of being replaced at the last minute like a forgotten side character in a play? Then join our Minecraft server, where you are the star of the show every single day! No passive aggressive comments here, just pure fun and excitement as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual world.

Unlike the rocky horror show, where you were pushed to the back line, on our server, you will always be front and center, stealing the spotlight with your epic creations and hilarious jokes. Say goodbye to early morning shows with no audience, and hello to a 24/7 party where everyone is cheering for you!

Don’t feel guilty for leaving that play, you deserve better! Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any drama or last-minute replacements. Trust us, once you experience the thrill of our Minecraft world, you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be the true narrator of your own adventure!

BullshitCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Awareness, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, critical thinking, Deception, Disrespect, emotional manipulation, feminism, Gaslighting, gender dynamics, intelligence, Minecraft, Notification, Perception, relationships, Respect, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Trust, Women

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5425	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of being fed the same old excuses on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we promise no more “I didn’t get the notification” or “I was asleep” nonsense! Our players are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to come up with lame excuses. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by highly intelligent llamas who are tired of being underestimated. So come join us and show those llamas some respect!

HoleAnon’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Love Letters Sent:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Holy Grails Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5250	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server! It’s like a never-ending rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. Picture this: a giant hole in the ground that leads to a secret underground city filled with diamond-wearing chickens and talking creepers. And rumor has it, if you jump in the hole, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and shenanigans waiting for you on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s dive headfirst into the madness together!