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HangryCraft

Argument, Boyfriend, CAR, cavities, dentist visit, doctor’s visit, Eating, Food, HangryCraft, Hungry, McDonalds, meal choice, outside, panera, smoothie, stitches, teeth cleaning, Waiting, wisdom teeth

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mines Excavated:	1123
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

SweetTeachMC SMP

appreciation, Caring, education, encouragement, Gesture, Gratitude, heartening, Heartwarming, Impact, Inspirational, Kindness, memorable, Mentorship, positive influence, Role Model, smp, Support, sweetest thing, SweetTeachMC, Teacher, touching, Uplifting

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Magic Items Found:	7465
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Enchantments Applied:	80
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

ZHumorCraft

comedy trends, funny memes, gen z humor, generation z, humor analysis, humor critique, humor evolution, humor generation., humor preferences, humor psychology, humor research, humor styles, humor trends, internet humor, Meme culture, millennial humor, social media humor, TikTok jokes, viral jokes, youth humor, ZHumorCraft

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Meteorites Collected:	0
Farms Harvested:	323	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

CraftyWarfareMC

Advancing, air strike, aircraft, British, CraftyWarfareMC, cruise missiles, defense systems, eastern europe, Fire, French, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, key city, military conflict, military intervention, military technology, missile defense, Russian troops, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian aircrafts are firing british-french cruise missiles at russian troops in a wild battle for a key city! it’s like a real life war zone but in minecraft! join now to witness the chaos and destruction unfold before your very eyes! build your own bunker and defend against the missile strikes or join the russian troops and try to take over the city! anything can happen in this crazy server, so come join the madness today!

ANARCHY 😈 PECHKO PECHKO 😈 WITHOUT WIPE Minecraft server

admins, Anarchy, banner-lazy, CONS, do whatever your heart desires, heart desires, Minecraft, minecraft server, no admins, No Rules, PECHKO, PECHKO WITHOUT WIPES, Pros, rules, Server, they are not there, WITHOUT WIPE

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Alien Abductions:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Pros

no rules, no admins, you can do whatever your heart desires

Cons

they are not there

135.181.237.62:25914

Epic Nazi Art Minecraft Server

art, controversial, Dictatorship, Epic, fascism, German history, hate, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, Holocaust, Minecraft, nazi, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, Server, swastika, Symbolism, third reich, totalitarianism, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9468
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Are you a fan of epic art but also hate nazis? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated masterpieces inspired by the most unlikely source – the nazis! Our server is filled with stunning builds that will make you question everything you thought you knew about art and history. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is the lost treasure of Hitler himself. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Join now and experience the craziest art adventure of your life!

The Matchy: Liver Pool vs Palace Minecraft SMP

allison, Andersen, crystal palace, Diaz, EZE, Gravenberch, Guehi, Henderson, Hughes, Kamada, Konate, liver, Liverpool, mac allister, match, Matchy, Mateta, Minecraft, Mitchell, Munoz, Nunez, Palace, Pool, Richards, robertson, Salah, smp, Szoboszlai, trent, virgil, Wharton

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Farms Harvested:	138	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mines Excavated:	3205	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the most epic and hilarious players you’ll ever meet!

Join us and team up with the matchy lads, Allison, Trent, Konate, Virgil, Robertson, Mac Allister, Gravenberch, Szoboszlai, Salah, Nunez, and Diaz as they take on the Crystal Palace XI in an epic battle for supremacy!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From hunting down rare mobs to building the most ridiculous structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

aunt drama, dads ex, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Values, Minecraft, Motherhood, Server, stepmother, wedding day, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest drama, wedding guest list, wedding photos, wedding planning, wedding reception, WeddingCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest wedding drama unfold in-game! 🤵👰

🤯 Did you know that our server is home to a crazy aunt who brings her dad’s ex-wife as her +1 to events? And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Watch as she tries to convince everyone that the ex-wife should be considered the new mom and grandma of the family. 😂

🕺💃 Get ready for some intense dance battles as players try to navigate awkward family dynamics and wedding photo drama. Will you be the one to stand up to the aunt and say, “No, ex-wife, you shall not pass”? Join now and find out! 💥

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 So, are you ready to dive into a world where family relationships are as tangled as a spiderweb? Join our server today and experience the craziest family drama you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! 🤣🎮 #WeddingDrama #MinecraftMadness

WeddingCrasher69

Boundaries, bride, Conflict, Decision making, Disrespect, family, family drama, family dynamics, husband, in-laws, leaving early, reception, relationships, Resentment, seating, sister-in-law, social events, Son, Wedding, wedding etiquette, WeddingCrasher69

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9928
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where your sister-in-law can’t ruin your wedding seating arrangements!

Join us for epic adventures, build your dream world, and leave all the drama behind. No $400 lodging fees here, just pure fun and creativity!

Who needs a sister-in-law when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers who will always have your back? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where you can be the queen of your own castle (literally).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all the SIL drama behind. Trust us, your virtual family will be way cooler than your real one.

BreakUpBluesMC SMP

BETRAYAL, Breakup, BreakUpBluesMC, coping with breakup, DUMPED, emotional pain, emotional trauma, getting over heartbreak, healing, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, love, moving on, painful breakup, relationships, smp, worst breakup, worst breakup ever, worst breakup experience, worst breakup stories, worst way to break up

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	7475	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of getting dumped in the most boring ways possible? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and get dumped in the most epic and outrageous ways you can imagine! From being thrown into a pit of lava to getting hit by a flying pig, we guarantee you’ll never have a boring breakup again! So why wait? Join now and experience the most insane breakup stories you’ll ever hear!