The WORST Hypixel Bedwars Update Ever

Parent’s House PvP

awkward situations, Communication, efficiency, Ex-Military, family dynamics, generational differences, House, Midwest Weather, MONEY, Navy Showers, parental expectations, parents, personal hygiene, PvP, relationship dynamics, Respect, shaving, showering habits, water conservation, well off, Winter Conditions

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Navy Showers to a whole new level! Just like in real life, you’ll have to turn the water off while you soap up and shampoo your pixelated hair. But here’s the twist – if you take too long, you’ll freeze to death in the icy waters of our virtual world!

Join us and experience the thrill of saving virtual water while risking virtual hypothermia. Our ex-military NPC will monitor your shower time and judge you harshly if you take longer than 2 minutes. Plus, our septic system is so realistic that you’ll actually see the consequences of your water-wasting ways.

Don’t worry about the freezing temperatures, it’s all part of the immersive experience. And if you think 20-minute showers are too long in real life, just wait until you try to rinse your razor in our server – it’s a whole new level of challenge!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the Navy Shower Edition of Minecraft. And remember, respect the rules or face the wrath of our shower-monitoring NPC. It’s a ridiculous request, but hey, that’s just how we roll in our crazy Minecraft world!

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New Server IP
Week2JanMinecraftSMP

asking, checking in, Communication, Community, Connection, Conversation, Friendly, greetings, inquiry, January, mental health, New Year, Reflection, Routine, second week, self-care, Social, time passing, Week2JanMinecraftSMP, well-being, wellness

Yo yo yo my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizazz? Well have I got the server for you! This server is like no other, let me tell you.

First of all, our spawn town is a giant pineapple. Yes, you heard me right, a freakin’ pineapple. And not just any pineapple, a talking pineapple that gives out quests and rewards. It’s like Spongebob Squarepants meets Minecraft, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. You have to do a dance-off with a creeper to get in, but trust me, it’s worth it. The music is bumpin’ and the drinks are free (just don’t ask where they come from).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a petting zoo filled with mutant animals. We’re talking pig-sheep hybrids, cow-chicken mashups, you name it. It’s like a freak show, but in a good way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they have killer moves.

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New Server IP
BlockBinge: The Movie Buff Server

Absurd, addiction, AMOUNT, Binge, BlockBinge, buff, Cinema, classic, Cult, Entertainment, Favorite, film, love, Marathon, Movie, Obsession, obsession with movies, Passion, repeat, rewatch, Server, Times, Watched

Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to watch a movie again! Why waste time on boring old films when you can immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures and endless possibilities?

Our server is so addictive that players have reported losing track of time and forgetting to eat, sleep, or even go to the bathroom! But who needs basic human needs when you can be building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious caves?

Join us now and say goodbye to the real world – because once you step into our server, you’ll never want to leave!

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New Server IP
CivilRightsCraft Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, civil rights, CivilRightsCraft, crackdown, demonstration, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Minecraft, Political, protest, protest movement, Rebellion, resistance, Serbia, Server, spy agency, Students, Surveillance, VIOLATION

lol this server is like a protest in Serbia but with way more fun and less civil rights violations! we have spies but they just there to make sure you having a good time and not griefing. join now and be part of the revolution against boring servers! also, we have free cookies for all players because who doesn’t love cookies, amirite? come join us and let’s overthrow the oppressive regime of boring Minecraft servers together!

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New Server IP
Kojucraft

Architect, bedrock, Buildings, Citybuild, cross-platform, Discord, Economy, Friends, Fun, Ip:, java, Join, Kit PvP, KitPvP, Kits, Kojucraft, Minecraft, Playstyle, PvP, Skills, smp, Survival, Survival Games, Unique

Hi there, welcome to Kojucraft.net! Dive into a world of endless possibilities! Our Minecraft server is cross-platform, so whether you’re a Java or Bedrock player, you’re welcome to join. We offer a variety of game modes to suit every playstyle: – CityBuild: Unleash your inner architect and build stunning buildings. – Kit-PvP: Battle it out with unique kits and show off your skills. – SMP: Experience the classic Minecraft survival experience with friends. Join the fun today! IP: Kojucraft.net Discord: https://discord.gg/G9reNWJBNs

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New Server IP

The WORST Hypixel Bedwars Update Ever

Parent’s House PvP

Week2JanMinecraftSMP

BlockBinge: The Movie Buff Server

CivilRightsCraft Minecraft Server

Kojucraft