the woods Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Kherson Hunt Minecraft Server

armed conflict, civilian casualties, drone warfare, global security, human rights violations, Human safari, humanitarian crisis, humanitarian law, hunt, international law, international relations, Kherson, Kherson civilians, military drones, military intervention, Minecraft, russian aggression, Russian drones, Server, targeted killings, ukraine conflict, Violent conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/800	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

are you BORED of the same old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have HUMAN SAFARI! yes, you heard that right. we have russian drones hunting down kherson civilians for your entertainment. watch as they run for their lives while you mine and build in peace. it’s like a real-life hunger games, but in minecraft! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and a chance to witness some crazy shenanigans. trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the games begin!

GazaCraft: Rescuing Yazidi Women

abduction, age 11, Bravery, Conflict, freedom, gaza, GazaCraft, humanitarian, international relations, intervention, Isis, Israel, KIDNAPPING, MIDDLE EAST, rescue operation, rescues, rescuing, survivor, Terrorism, War on Terror, WOMAN, Women, Yazidi

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/700	Votes:	2135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Star Shards Collected:	258
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where we got Israel out here rescuing Yazidi women from Gaza like it’s no big deal. this server is so lit, we got ISIS trying to kidnap people but Israel swoops in like a superhero and saves the day. join now to witness the craziest rescues and adventures you’ve ever seen in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. #IsraelSavesTheDay #MinecraftHeroes

Revenge SMP: Where turning around can lead to some serious plot twists! Vanilla with a side of chaos. Now with voice plugin!

#addons, Anti-Stealing, Chaos, Community, discord server, Events, Friends, griefing protection, halloween event, Inclusivity, lead, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Museum, ONLINE, Player Base, player heads, Plot, Plugin, Revenge, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, Side, smp, Survival, Turning, twists, Uptime, Vanilla, VOICE, voice chat

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/200	Votes:	2659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Events	We are just entering a Halloween event, as well as planning the museum
Inclusivity	Welcome everyone to play in a safe and friendly environment
Quality of Life Addons	Includes One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and more!
Shopping and Minigames District	Enjoy shopping and participating in various minigames
Mayoral Elections	Players can participate in elections to make decisions for the district
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins	Protection against theft and griefing with rollback capabilities
24/7 Uptime	Server is always online and ready for players

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Turnabout Minecraft Server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/Yga84m78bJ to get started and meet new friends.

Q: Is the server whitelist-only?

A: Yes, Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server to maintain a friendly and mature community.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s discord for more information.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

ai, AMD GPU, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, DEGENerated Art, Embeddings, FAQ, fetish content, Forge, LoRa Training, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Paradise, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, Prompt Challenges, prompts, Requests, Samplers, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Towns Built:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Votes:	9830
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges and requests that will have you questioning your sanity.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to spawn here. We’ve got a ComfyUI that will make you feel like you’re lounging in a virtual hammock, an Automatic1111 mode for beginners who want to dive headfirst into the chaos, and a Forge (A1111 Fork) that will have you questioning reality itself.

But wait, there’s more! Want to control your own net of madness? Check out our Controlnet feature that will have you feeling like a virtual puppet master. And don’t forget to try out our LoRa Training, where you’ll learn how to communicate with aliens using only your mind (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any intergalactic wars that may result).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this journey of insanity and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave soul!

Proud Porn Addicts Minecraft SMP

addiction, addicts, Awareness, Boobs, EMBARRASSMENT, Figures, intervention, judgment, mental health, Minecraft, Mousepad, porn, porn addiction, Proud, Recovery, room decor, self esteem, shame, smp, society, stigma, Support, Therapy, underage girls

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we embrace our inner weirdness and have a blast! Forget about building epic structures or surviving against mobs, our main goal here is to see who can collect the most outrageous items in-game.

Join us if you want to show off your collection of bizarre and hilarious items, like a giant statue of a potato or a house made entirely out of cheese. And don’t worry about judgment, because we’re all about celebrating our quirks here.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where players proudly display their questionable mousepads and figurines. Who knew being a porn addict could be so entertaining in Minecraft?

So come on over and join the fun! Just make sure to leave your judgment at the door and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing until you cry at the absurdity of it all.

Dad’s 3rd Wedding vs Career Workshop Minecraft Server

3rd, career, career interests, career workshop, dad’s wedding, Dads, Decision making, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family relationships, family traditions, future planning, Individuality, life events, making choices, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, Self Discovery, self reflection, Server, Wedding, Workshop, workshop abroad

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/800	Votes:	9941
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	69
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of living life according to someone else’s plans? Do you want to make your mark on the world in a way that’s truly your own? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can break free from the expectations of others and create your own path!

Just like the player in this story, you can choose to prioritize your own dreams and ambitions over family obligations. Who needs to attend a third wedding when you can embark on a life-changing workshop abroad? Make decisions that are truly selfish and put yourself first!

On our server, you can build your own empire, explore vast landscapes, and make choices that shape your own destiny. Don’t let anyone tell you how to live your life – join us and start living on your own terms!

So, are you ready to be the master of your own fate? Join our Minecraft server now and start creating the life you truly want!

KidzCraftKareGoneWrong

Babysitting, child care services, childcare, compromise, diva, family, healthy diet, inflation, Kids, KidzCraftKareGoneWrong, layoff, menu, MONEY, new job, Routine, Schedule, sister, stay at home mom, unemployed, unrealistic demands

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/700	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more flexible than my sister’s schedule for her kids? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for parents who don’t want to deal with diva demands and unrealistic expectations.

Join our server and experience the freedom to play however you want, without worrying about approved menus or strict schedules. We won’t give you a tummy ache with our virtual food options, and your kids can eat whatever they want (in-game, of course).

Don’t be stuck at home with a demanding sister and her royal children – come play on our server and let loose! Who needs babysitters when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join now and leave the drama behind!

AlbumRater Minecraft SMP

Album review, AlbumRater, best album, Minecraft, Music, music analysis, music assessment, music commentary, music critique, music evaluation, music feedback, music opinion, music ranking, music rating, music recommendation, Music Review, perfect score, smp, ten/ten album, top rating

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7477
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a ten/ten album – pure fire! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on its TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a better place to build, mine, and craft your way to greatness. So why wait? Join now and experience the most lit Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Blocky Blues – MineCraft Server

anxiety, blocky, Blues, coping mechanisms, depression, Despair, emotional pain, FATIGUE, hopelessness, ISOLATION, Loneliness, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Minecraft, Sadness, seeking help, self esteem, Server, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/300	Votes:	4200
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7875
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6742

The worst thing about depression is not being able to find diamonds in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we guarantee you will find diamonds within the first 5 minutes of joining. That’s right, our world is filled with sparkly gems just waiting for you to mine them. And if that’s not enough to cheer you up, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. So come join us and let’s turn those frowns upside down!

KidnappedCraft Minecraft Server

abductions, children, Condemnation, Conflict, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign policy, human rights violations, international relations, intervention, KidnappedCraft, KIDNAPPING, Minecraft, Moscow, peace negotiations, political tensions, sanctions, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, War Crimes, Warsaw

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/700	Votes:	4106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Potions Brewed:	149	Enchantments Applied:	72
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we condemn moscow for abducting children in ukraine by building an army of pixelated warriors to fight for justice! we may not be able to stop real world conflicts but we sure can make a difference in the virtual world! plus, our server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and mythical creatures waiting to be discovered. join now and be a part of the most epic battle for justice and loot!