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Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Crops Grown:	7092
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

Adventure, Apocalypse, apocalypse on our terms, apocalyptic vision, armageddon, cataclysm, Crafty, Destruction, Doomsday, End of the World, end times, Extinction, final days, global catastrophe, Humanity, Land, LOLtastic, McLaughingtons, orchestrated, orchestrated destruction, Plan, Proposal, proposed apocalypse, terms, world’s end

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263
Mines Excavated:	3086	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Animals Bred:	113
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Crops Grown:	6339	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!

Blocky Blunders: ‘not my problem’ Minecraft Madness

Apathy, avoidance, blocky, Blunders, denial, long trail tags: indifference, madness, Minecraft, not my problem, Problem, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Villages Defended:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. Little did they know, that llama came to life and started wreaking havoc on the entire server, spitting out fireballs and causing chaos wherever it went. But hey, who doesn’t love a little excitement?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens armed with swords and shields. If you can defeat them and claim the loot, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the Rainbow Sheep and it shall be yours.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just remember, whatever happens on the server, it’s not my problem!

CraftyCare: Where you can mine diamonds and work on yourself at the same time! 💎💪

CraftyCare, diamonds, Family Support, Gratitude, haircare, personal growth, self care community, self care goals, self care habits, self care inspiration, self care journey, self care mindset, self care motivation, self care products, self care rituals, self care tips, self improvement, self love, self-care, self-care routine, sisterly love., skincare, Time, work

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	425	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Love Letters Sent:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Join our Minecraft server and level up your self-care game like never before! Our virtual spa area is stocked with the most luxurious hair and skincare products, courtesy of our generous sister NPC. Lather up with diamond-infused shampoo, exfoliate with emerald face masks, and relax in our obsidian hot tub. Your Minecraft character will be glowing with gratitude, just like you’ll be glowing with love for your sister (even if she’s just a computer program). So come join us and pamper yourself silly, because self-care is the best care!

PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	121	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Crops Grown:	1993	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!

Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Towns Built:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).

Crafty Carb Coma

carb, Coma, Crafty, Generate, list, long trail, Mmmmm, tags, tummy

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

Analysis, appraisal, Assessment, critique, Evaluation, Examination, Feedback, Good, inspection, Is this any good?, judgment, opinion, Performance, quality assessment, Rating, review, Satisfactory, satisfactory level, Standard, Value, WORTH.., YeetCraft

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchantments Applied:	107	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

anthony albanese, Aussie women, blocks, bollard, Bollard man, bruceovsky, Chad Frenchman, citizenship, Crafty, Daily Mail, Escalator, French tradie, incel ziggers, Jewish, knife-wielding maniac, memes, Minecraft, Muslim cock, muslims, Offender, POL, real men, Russian cock, Server, Westfield Bondi Junction, white incel, wrong, WRONG AGAIN, Zigger

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!

MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!

1.6.3, 1.6.4, Alex time, co-op, Community, CREEPERS, crops, Discord, Farming, Gaming, general, Harvest Moon, indie, Meet, MineCraftyFarm, multiplayer, News, Official Dicksword, role playing, simulation, stardew valley, update, video game

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.

Previous players have reported encountering flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!