the witness – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

SMPJonBlowFellFromGrace
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Once a powerful player on our Minecraft SMP, Jon Blow was known for his epic builds and unbeatable PVP skills. But one day, he decided to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and lost spectacularly. Now he’s just a humble farmer, tending to his crops and muttering about his defeat.
Join our server and witness the madness firsthand! From epic battles with giant chickens to building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, there’s never a dull moment on our Minecraft SMP. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself makes surprise appearances to hand out enchanted diamond swords.
So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next Jon Blow – just try to avoid challenging any dragons to dance-offs.

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JohnBlow’s Blocky Banter: Where Pixels Meet Pranks!
#youtube, Backlash, banter, blocky, controversy, Critics, game design, game development, Gaming Community, Haters, Indie developer, indie game, John Blow, JohnBlows, Meet, pixels, pranks, puzzle game, puzzle mechanics, puzzle solving, SOLUTIONS, success, the witness, video games
Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! I’m John Blow, the mastermind behind a puzzle game that blew everyone’s minds. Now, I present to you our Minecraft server, where the puzzles are so mind-boggling, they’ll make your brain explode (in a good way, of course).
Join our server if you want to challenge your intellect and test your problem-solving skills. But beware, we have a group of “Retards” who think puzzles are for losers. They’ll try to cheat their way through by watching YouTube tutorials, but we’ll catch them and banish them to the Nether realm.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret level inspired by “The Witness”? It’s so mind-bending, players have reported seeing actual puzzle pieces floating in front of their eyes. So come on, join us and embark on a hilarious and challenging adventure that will leave you scratching your head and laughing all the way to the End dimension.

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KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!
BTFO, btfos, Canada, collapse, Conflict, Conquer, Geopolitics, INVADE, Invasion, ireland, Japan, Korea, KoreaCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, Minecraft, one sided, Position, russia, South, south korea, uk, Ukraine, Usa
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a showdown between South Korea and Japan? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it would make Japan collapse faster than a creeper explosion. Join us and experience the thrill of defending your territory against invaders like never before. It’s like Russia invading Ukraine, but with more blocky fun! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show Japan who’s boss!

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Lolcraft – 404 Not Found
73619521, LolCraft, long trail tags, Numbers, previous, tags
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just end up in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with a group of zombie villagers who have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a game of musical chairs.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on down and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

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PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!
#socialjustice, acceptance, CREEPERS, culture, Diversity, equality, genderidentity, humanrights, inclusion, Japan, Lgbt, LGBTQ, lgbtqrights, loveislove, Nonbinary, PixelPride, pride, progress, sexualorientation, society, tolerance, Transgender
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being part of the LGBT community is not just okay, it’s fabulous! We embrace all players, whether you’re a rainbow-loving unicorn or a sparkly mermaid.
Join us for epic adventures in a world where Japan sets the trend for all things fabulous. From kawaii villages to sushi-themed castles, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, we have plenty of pixelated cherry blossoms to make your gaming experience extra magical.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can show off their vocal skills while battling creepers. Trust us, nothing scares off a mob like a killer rendition of “I Will Survive.”
So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where being yourself is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knew that building blocks could be so fabulous?

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MOOville Snapcraft
Anons, Despair, Disappointment, error, Failure, Grief, Guilt, Heartache, helplessness, missed chance, missed opportunity, mistake, MOOOOOOOO, MOOville, regret, remorse, Sadness, save her, Snap, Snapcraft, sorrow, Tragedy
Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and letting innocent villagers die because you can’t build a proper defense? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally redeem yourself and become the hero you were always meant to be! Join us and prove to the world that you are not just another Steve with a pickaxe, but a true warrior ready to protect the land from all evil forces.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ruthless creepers. Will you dare to venture into the depths of the mine and claim the precious diamonds for yourself? Or will you chicken out like the rest of the players who couldn’t handle the pressure?
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say he roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to challenge him. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and emerge victorious, or will you become just another victim of his wrath?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the legendary hero that Minecraft has been waiting for. Remember, the fate of the world is in your hands, anons. Don’t let us down!

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Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!
animated, bonanza, cartoon, Character, childish, comedy, Disney, Entertainment, funny, goofy, Goofys, humor, LAUGH, meets, Mischief, mockery, playful, prankster, robocraft, Robots, silly, Survival, Taunting, teasing, trolling, Virgin
Hey there, fellow virgins! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate place for all you losers out there!
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!

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Crafty Togashi’s Selfish Server
Anime, anticipation, bastard, Crafty, creator, Disappointment, Fans, Frustration, Greed, Hiatus, Hunter x Hunter, long trail, Manga, manga industry, new chapters, satisfactory conclusion, selfish, Server, storytelling, togashi, Togashis, Unfinished, Waiting
Are you tired of waiting for Togashi to release new chapters of Hunter x Hunter? Well, come join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations in the most epic way possible! Build a giant statue of Togashi and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze filled with traps inspired by the never-ending hiatuses. Let out all your anger and have a blast with other fans who are just as fed up as you are. Who needs new chapters when you have a Minecraft server like this to keep you entertained? Join now and let the rage flow through you!

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Blocky Burger Delivery
blocky, burger, convenience, Corpos, coupon, Deal, Delivery, Dining, DISCOUNT, discount code, eat cheap, food delivery, Hack, method, money saving, online ordering, Order, promo, Rebellion, save money, strategy, takeout, Uber Eats
Are you tired of the evil corporations taking all your hard-earned money? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have developed a secret method to stick it to the man! By joining us, you’ll not only save money on your Uber Eats orders, but you’ll also become part of a rebellious group of gamers who are taking down the system, one chicken nugget at a time. Join us at tg @jenobeno and let’s show those corpos who’s boss!

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Ye Olde Blocky Brits: A Minecraft Server Time Machine
ancient civilizations, before brits, blocky, Brits, Colonialism, cultural exchange, european conquest, global impact, global perspective, historical events, historical perspective, imperialism, indigenous peoples, Machine, Minecraft, olde, pre-British era, Server, Time, world before British rule, world before colonization, world before imperialism, world cultures, world exploration, world geography, world history
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure and excitement beyond your wildest dreams? Then come join our server and experience a world like no other – a world that existed before the Brits even knew what Minecraft was!
Picture this: you spawn into a land where dinosaurs roam freely, unicorns prance through fields of rainbow-colored grass, and dragons soar through the skies breathing fire and causing chaos. You’ll have to use all your survival skills to navigate this wild and untamed world, but don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of tools and weapons to help you on your journey.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Lost City of Gold, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its treasures for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen!

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Minecraft Mayhem: VAllure’s Doom or Boom!
50 days, bondage, boom, Confidence, Dedication, DOOM, Dude That’s Lewd, Failure, Hope, lewd vtubers, market, MAYHEM, Minecraft, ROPES, specific market, success, unbounded success, VAllure, VAllures, Vtuber, weight, Wholesome
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and be part of a community that is on the brink of either epic failure or legendary success – the suspense is killing us!
But wait, there’s more! We have a market for specifically lewd vtubers – yes, you read that right. Imagine a world where virtual YouTubers are pushing the boundaries of decency and making waves in the digital realm. And guess what? Dude That’s Lewd/Wholesome is on board, so you know it’s gonna be wild!
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’re also introducing a new vtuber called “Ropes” who is dedicated to all things bondage. Get ready for a virtual experience that will tie you up in excitement (pun intended)!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and let’s make Minecraft history together. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!

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Horizon Craft: Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever
action, Adventure, console, Craft, CREEPERS, diamonds, Entertainment, Exploration, Friends, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, HORIZON, Horizon Games, immersive experience, multiplayer, open world, PC, Play, RPG, Single player, strategy, video games, virtual world
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us at Horizon games for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!
1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only the bravest players can find it and claim its treasures.
2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while riding on flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs.
3. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! We have a special event where players can tame and ride their very own dragons around the server. Just be careful not to crash into any buildings!
4. Our staff members are all trained ninjas who will help you with any questions or issues you may have. Need help building a castle? They’ll swoop in and build it for you in record time.
So what are you waiting for? Join Horizon games now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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