the witness – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

SMPJonBlowFellFromGrace

braid, controversy, critical reception, Downfall, Failure, fall from grace, game design, game development, game industry drama, Indie developer, indie failure, indie game development, indie games, indie success, Jon Blow, public perception, Redemption, SMPJonBlowFellFromGrace, success, the witness, Video Game (Industry)

Once a powerful player on our Minecraft SMP, Jon Blow was known for his epic builds and unbeatable PVP skills. But one day, he decided to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and lost spectacularly. Now he’s just a humble farmer, tending to his crops and muttering about his defeat.

Join our server and witness the madness firsthand! From epic battles with giant chickens to building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, there’s never a dull moment on our Minecraft SMP. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself makes surprise appearances to hand out enchanted diamond swords.

So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next Jon Blow – just try to avoid challenging any dragons to dance-offs.

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JohnBlow’s Blocky Banter: Where Pixels Meet Pranks!

#youtube, Backlash, banter, blocky, controversy, Critics, game design, game development, Gaming Community, Haters, Indie developer, indie game, John Blow, JohnBlows, Meet, pixels, pranks, puzzle game, puzzle mechanics, puzzle solving, SOLUTIONS, success, the witness, video games

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! I’m John Blow, the mastermind behind a puzzle game that blew everyone’s minds. Now, I present to you our Minecraft server, where the puzzles are so mind-boggling, they’ll make your brain explode (in a good way, of course).

Join our server if you want to challenge your intellect and test your problem-solving skills. But beware, we have a group of “Retards” who think puzzles are for losers. They’ll try to cheat their way through by watching YouTube tutorials, but we’ll catch them and banish them to the Nether realm.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret level inspired by “The Witness”? It’s so mind-bending, players have reported seeing actual puzzle pieces floating in front of their eyes. So come on, join us and embark on a hilarious and challenging adventure that will leave you scratching your head and laughing all the way to the End dimension.

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CraftyFascistsWin2021

anti-immigration, Austria, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, CraftyFascistsWin2021, Europe, Eurosceptic, far right, Freedom Party, Government, historical, national election, nationalism, nationalist, Politics, populist, resurgence, right wing, Victory, WIN, world war II

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where the Austria’s Freedom Party just won their first far-right national election since World War II… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, we’re so wild and unpredictable that even real-life politics are getting in on the action!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging political drama left and right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some virtual politicians trying to campaign for diamonds or something. It’s a madhouse here, but that’s what makes it so dang fun!

So come on down and join the chaos, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have a good time. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a pet llama that can breakdance. Yeah, you heard me right, a breakdancing llama! Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on this server. See you there, party animals!

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Krafty Minds – New Schizo Med

antipsychotics, Breakthrough, clinical trials, cognitive function, core symptoms, drug development, FDA Approval, innovation, KarXT, Krafty, Med, medication, mental health, mental illness, Minds.., neurology, new mechanism of action, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, Schizo, schizophrenia, side effects, Treatment, US regulatory approval

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the first schizophrenia medication in decades but for ur gaming brain! we got a whole new mechanism of action that will blow ur mind! in trials, players on our server experienced relief from all the core symptoms of boredom, improved their cognitive function to epic levels, and didn’t have any of those nasty side effects like getting kicked or banned for no reason. come join the madness and level up ur gaming experience like never before!

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Jolly Miners Minecraft Server

J-M, japanese manga, jolly, Manga, Manga community, Manga culture, Manga discussion, Manga fans, manga genre, Manga News, manga recommendations, manga release, manga releases, manga series, manga translation, manga update, manga updates, MEGUMI, Minecraft, miners, new chapter, reading manga, Server, translated manga

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Megumi has been reading some seriously wild manga that has inspired our gameplay! Join us for a chance to experience the crazy adventures and unexpected twists that only a manga-inspired server can offer.

Ever wanted to ride a giant flying cat into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure, just like your favorite manga protagonist? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But be warned, the manga influence doesn’t stop at gameplay. Our community is filled with characters straight out of a comic book, from the mysterious ninja who only communicates in haikus to the eccentric inventor who builds contraptions that defy all logic.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant robot attack). Who knows what kind of manga-inspired madness you’ll encounter next!

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The Beatles of Vtubers Minecraft SMP

animated, beatles, Characters, Digital, Entertainment, iconic, IDOLS, influence, Japan, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, online personalities, Performance, pop culture, smp, streaming, talent, The Beatles, Trendsetter, virtual, virtual reality, Vtubers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP and become part of the Beatles of Vtubers!

Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a group of hilarious and talented Vtubers who are taking the Minecraft world by storm. We’ve got a Vtuber who can tame creepers with her soothing voice, another who can build entire cities in the blink of an eye, and one who can literally fly on a pig (don’t ask how, it’s a trade secret).

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wacky events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a yearly Ender Dragon beauty pageant. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the music never stops and the diamond blocks flow like water.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you team up with the Beatles of Vtubers and embark on insane adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

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WeddingBellsMC Server

bankrolling, Confrontation, Contribution, Cousins wedding, dream wedding, EMBARRASSING, Extravagant, family rift, financial struggle, furious, lavish event, leading on, pitching in, Promise, reasonable amount, savings, selfish, Server, Six Figures, WeddingBellsMC

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where promises are meant to be broken just like in this wild family drama! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure like no other, where you can build your own lavish venue, design your own fancy dresses, and serve gourmet food to all your virtual guests.

Don’t worry about draining your savings here, because on our server, you can create the wedding of your dreams without breaking the bank. And if your cousin starts asking for 70% of the total bill, just tell her it’s not what you meant by “help” and watch the drama unfold in a virtual world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of planning a wedding without the stress of actually paying for it. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have all the fun on our Minecraft server? Let’s build some memories together, one block at a time!

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CraftyParentz

Boundaries, caretaking, Communication, compassion, CraftyParentz, education, Empathy, family, friendship, guidance, hygiene, intervention, Mentorship, parenting, personal care, puberty, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, Support, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we not only build epic structures but also give hygiene talks to all players! Join us for a unique experience where you can learn how to properly wash yourself in the shower, clean your hair, and even use deodorant.

Just like the player who took in his son’s friend and gave him a hygiene lesson, we believe in taking care of each other in the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get your own shampoo, conditioner, and aftershave in the game!

Join now for a server like no other, where we prioritize cleanliness and friendship above all else. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if your Minecraft character starts to smell a bit off – we’ll just kindly remind you to take a shower!

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DreamySMP: RecurringDreams

dream analysis, dream cycles, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream meanings, dream psychology, dream recall, dream research, dream symbols, dream therapy, DreamySMP, lucid dreaming, recurring dream, recurring memories, recurring nightmares, recurring patterns, recurring themes, recurring visions, RecurringDreams, sleep patterns, subconscious

Do you dream of a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch apple, battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as you are, from a player who tamed a creeper as a pet to another who built a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where villagers breakdance to the beat of jukeboxes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft!

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MineCraftFaveYTuber

#youtube, channel, Content Creator, creator, Digital Media, Entertainment, Favorite youTuber, influencer, internet celebrity, MineCraftFaveYTuber, most favorite, online content, online personality, online video, Popular, social media, subscribe, Video, vlogger, watch, YouTuber

Do you love watching Minecraft YouTubers? Well, imagine playing on a server where all your favorite YouTubers come to hang out! From building epic castles with PewDiePie to going on crazy adventures with Dream, this server is where all the YouTube magic happens. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you might even get a chance to challenge MrBeast to a diamond mining contest – winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe! So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the next Minecraft sensation!

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No Bone Boner Land

anatomy, biology, Bone, boner, erection, Land, male anatomy, male arousal, male genitalia, male physiology, male reproductive organs, male reproductive system, male sexual anatomy, male sexual function, male sexual health, male sexual response, male sexual terminology, male sexuality, sexual arousal, Slang, slang terms, terminology

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got unicorns flying around and bacon rainin from the sky. u can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. we even got a secret underground disco party with zombie DJs. and if u find the hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes. so come on, join now and experience the madness, cuz why not, right?

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Leukemia Slayer’s Fun Zone

Atlas, cancer research, cancer survivor, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, CAR T, cellular therapy, Fun, immune response, immune system, immune therapy, immunotherapy, leukaemia, Leukemia, long-term remission, medical breakthrough, oncology, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Remission, single cell, SLAYERS, type 2 function, Zone

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT SINGLE-CELL CAR T ATLAS THAT REVEALS TYPE 2 FUNCTION IN 8-YEAR LEUKAEMIA REMISSION. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT LEUKAEMIA-BUSTING CELLS IN OUR WORLD, SO YOU BETTER JOIN BEFORE THE ZOMBIES GET ‘EM.

WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK POLITICS. OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE AFRAID TO BLOW UP.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! BUILD A CASTLE, FIGHT A DRAGON, OR JUST CHILL WITH SOME FRIENDS. OUR SERVER IS THE PLACE TO BE FOR ALL YOUR MINECRAFT CRAZINESS. LET’S GOOOO!

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