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CraftyBeggar Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy trades like a key for “Payday the Heist” in exchange for “Fallout 76”. Who knows what other insane deals you’ll come across on our server? Don’t miss out on the chance to join in on the madness – join us now! And remember, it’s not begging, it’s just good old-fashioned trading… Minecraft style.

CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server

000, 15, advice, Central Asia, CraftyAdvice, Crypto, cryptocurrency, earning money, financial desperation, financial independence, Financial Planning, investing, Job Opportunities, Kazakhstan, kidney sale, Long-term goals, Minecraft, money-making strategies, realistic goals, Server, side hustles, starting out, Trading, working multiple jobs

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Star Shards Collected:	124
Dimension Hops:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Holy Grails Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of working multiple jobs and still not making enough money to live your best life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your financial problems! Join us and start earning virtual currency like never before.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds in our server and suddenly you stumble upon a hidden chest filled with $15,000 worth of virtual coins. It’s like hitting the jackpot without even leaving your house! Who needs to sell a kidney when you can make bank in the virtual world?

Forget working 3 jobs just to make ends meet, join our server and start living the high life in no time. Plus, you’ll have a blast building your dream world and battling mobs with your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to financial freedom in the most epic way possible!

WeddingBells Minecraft Server

Adult, celebration, child-free, Communication, cousin, Decision making, Distance, family, family dynamics, IMPORTANCE, INDEPENDENCE, Invitation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Plans, pride parade, Priorities, Religious, Respect, Server, social expectations, Wedding, WeddingBells

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	311
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family weddings and join a community of players who understand the struggle of being treated like a child when you’re actually a responsible adult.

Join us for a Pride Parade celebration in our virtual world, where you can be yourself without judgment from ultra-religious relatives. Build your own castle, explore new lands, and make friends who appreciate your independence and child-free lifestyle.

Don’t let the pressure from your family make you feel like an asshole – on our server, you’re free to be the badass player you were always meant to be. So leave the wedding drama behind and come play with us! Who needs a wedding when you have a virtual world to conquer?

MineCutLineNoWait

aita, Confrontation, customer service, cutting in line, Harassment, ignoring, lane closed signs, line etiquette, MineCutLineNoWait, open lanes, rude behavior, self checkout, self checkout etiquette, shopping, social norms, standing in line, unnecessary wait, Walmart

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid unnecessary drama like waiting in line at Walmart? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about standing in virtual lines again. Our community is all about efficiency and fun, no time for unnecessary waiting!

We promise you won’t encounter any passive-aggressive players muttering under their breath about your checkout choices. Our server is a safe space for all players to build, explore, and create without the fear of being called out for skipping the line.

So come join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the unnecessary drama. Who knew avoiding lines could lead to such wild encounters? Join now and let the fun begin!

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

appearance shaming, awkward, body image, child, compassion, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, Honesty, Innocence, insensitive, judgment, Minecraft, mortifying, parenting, physical appearance, PixelPanic, reaction, self esteem, Server, social situation, Social Skills, tactless, teachable moment

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	6260
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our server and watch as children’s jaws drop in awe at the sight of our players’ unique and outrageous appearances! From giant rainbow afros to pixelated superhero costumes, we’ve got it all! Join now for a chance to witness a child faint from sheer excitement at the sight of our players’ crazy outfits!

MineVirginityGoneLOL

Coming of Age, defining moment, Emotional journey, first time, growing up, intimate moment, losing virginity, Memory, milestone, MineVirginityGoneLOL, personal experience, physical intimacy, relationship, Self Discovery, sexual awakening, sexual experience, sexual exploration, Sexuality, significant event, teenage years, VIRGINITY

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1279
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Villages Defended:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about losing your virginity again because on our server, everyone is a virgin forever! That’s right, no awkward conversations or embarrassing moments here.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a zombie pigman.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

FREE ADMIN / FREE / HACK ✅PIXEL ✅PLAY ✅ Minecraft server

ADMIN, Adventure, Air drops, Anarchy, Chaos, free, free rewards, freedom, Hack, Lucky blocks, Minecraft, PIXEL, Pixel Pit, Play, pvp arena, Quests, titles, Unique enchantments, Unique prefixes, Unique store

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Endless Night Skies:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Farms Harvested:	908

Anarchy is a unique world of adventure and freedom, where chaos is turned into an advantage. Take part in battles for air drops, fight in the PVP arena, where there are lucky blocks.

Air Drops, Lucky Blocks, Pixel Pit, Free rewards, /free, /hack, Titles, Quests, Buyer, Unique store, Unique enchantments, Unique prefixes.

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GeassCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	660
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Star Shards Collected:	73	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mines Excavated:	3931
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a live action Code Geass adaptation on HBO? Look no further! Our server is so awesome, even normalfags would love it. We’ve got black and brown people in the game already, so you know it’s diverse. And if you join now, you might just get cast as the handsome and charismatic Lelouch of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and rule your own virtual kingdom!

Crafting Catastrophes

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7340
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Astral Projections Made:	3

Have you ever accidentally blown up your entire Minecraft house with a misplaced block of TNT? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and destruction! Join us for a chance to make even bigger and better mistakes, like accidentally unleashing a horde of angry creepers on your friends or turning your entire world into a giant lava pit. Trust us, the possibilities for disaster are endless! So come join us and see just how epic your next f*ck up can be!

PizzaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Hey there, fellow blockheads! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so wild, even pizza delivery drivers are banned from delivering to our players? That’s right, our server is so insane that even the most seasoned delivery drivers couldn’t handle it!

Why are they banned, you ask? Well, let me tell you some of the craziest reasons people have ended up on our “no delivery list.” We had a player who built a giant pizza out of blocks and demanded that the delivery driver pay them in diamonds before handing over the real pizza. Another player tried to order a pizza to be delivered to the top of a lava waterfall they built, thinking it would be a cool challenge for the driver. And don’t even get me started on the player who tried to pay for their pizza with a stack of dirt blocks, claiming it was the new currency on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, come join us! Just be warned, you might end up on our “no delivery list” if you’re not careful. But hey, that just adds to the fun, right?