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BlockyWhiteHouseInvestigatesMurder
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PutinOuttaUkraine Minecraft Server
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got Putin tryna invade Kursk but da White House be like “nah bro, get outta Ukraine!” So now we got a whole war goin’ on in dis virtual world, and u gotta come help us fight for peace and justice and stuff. Plus, we got like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. So like, what u waitin’ for? Join now and be a hero in da battle against evil!
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Putin’s Escape Plan: Leave Ukraine or Bust
so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, this server is so lit, even putin was like “whoa, i gotta get in on this action!” but then the white house was all like “yo putin, u gotta stop the kursk invasion first, then u can play minecraft with us” and putin was like “fine, i’ll do it for the blocks.”but seriously, this server is off the chain. we got diamond armor for days, creepers that explode rainbows, and a secret underground base where herobrine likes to hang out. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet ender dragon that shoots fireballs at ur enemies. how cool is that?
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