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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 4984 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave.
we got a secret underground base where the creepers throw wild parties and the skeletons breakdance. u gotta bring your own glowsticks tho.
our lava pits are actually hot tubs for the zombies, they love chillin’ in there and gossiping about the skeletons’ fashion choices.
oh, and did i mention we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of redstone? it goes so fast, it’ll make your head spin like a record, baby.
so come on down to our minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch, but hey, that just adds to the fun).
