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HonestyCraft: Love and Laughs

Accuracy, being truthful, CHANGE, Communication, expressing desires, Honesty, honesty in love, honesty in relationships, honesty is key, honesty matters, HonestyCraft, hurt, laughs, love, love and honesty, Perception, personal well-being, relationship advice, relationship well-being, romantic couples, study, Truth, worth it

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9387	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Crops Grown:	5259	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

lol join dis server if u wanna experience da ultimate honesty in ur relationships, like u can be honest bout wanting to build a giant pink castle or wanting to ride a pig into battle. we got a special truth serum plugin dat makes everyone spill their deepest, darkest secrets, like how they secretly love creepers or how they once accidentally killed their best friend’s diamond horse. trust us, being brutally honest on dis server will bring u closer to ur minecraft bae than ever before. so come join us and let the truth set u free (and maybe cause a little drama along the way).

A13 anarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, bedrock edition, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Griefing, hardcore mode, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Emeralds Found:	4592	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7387	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Love Letters Sent:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

No rules, no limits! Always active PVP, theft released and destruction without resets. Survive, build (or destroy) and try to become the most powerful. Chaos reigns here!

199.127.62.32:35591

ShadowGrove|SMP

Adventure, crate keys, Custom Plugins, Minecraft, Ranks, rankup progression, ShadowGrove, skins, smp, Survival, weapon models

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9131
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

shadowgrovesmp.secure.pebble.host

Epic Fap Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Epic, erectile dysfunction, Fap, libido, Masturbation, Personal Record, Quest, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual activity, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual frequency, sexual habits, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual release, sexual satisfaction, sexual urges

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Chimeras Created:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Farms Harvested:	772	Holy Grails Found:	1

Yo, bro, forget about fapping, come join this Minecraft server!

We got blocks that’ll make your dick harder than diamonds!

Join us and build a world where you can fap all day long without any interruptions!

Who needs real life when you can have endless fun in our pixelated paradise?

Trust me, once you start playing, you won’t even remember what fapping is!

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

Baby Care, Boundaries, CleanCraft, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disagreements, Expectations, family dynamics, gross habits, hand washing, hygiene, Intimacy, Minecraft, newborn care, parenting, parenting challenges, partner behavior, personal hygiene, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hygiene is optional and grossness is celebrated! Join us for a wild ride filled with boogers on the walls, unhygienic habits, and dick germs galore!

Are you tired of clean and orderly Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can blow your nose into the open air, touch your groin area with abandon, and leave hair all over the floor without judgment? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for epic battles, build magnificent structures, and watch as your fellow players embrace their inner grossness. Who needs hand sanitizer when you have a community that thrives on uncleanliness?

So come on down to our server and let your inner slob run free. Just remember to wash your hands before touching anyone else – we may be gross, but we still have some standards!

MomCraft: Hypocrite Edition

Abuse, body autonomy, bullying, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, double standards, Edition, family dynamics, Gender Roles, Generational conflict, Hijab, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, MomCraft, parental control, personal boundaries, religious beliefs, scarf, Self-expression, social media, strict rules, traditional clothing

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	469
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of strict rules and crazy family drama? Then join our Minecraft server for a virtual escape like no other! On our server, you can wear whatever you want without fear of being called a future prostitute by your mom. No scarves required, unless you want to rock the 2010 infinity scarf trend in pixel form!

Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself freely, just like how you switched to a hijab and stopped the bullying in real life. And don’t worry about creepy men commenting on your Instagram, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is too busy building epic structures to bother with heart-eyes emojis.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a trendy grandfather or a super chill dad to hang out with in our virtual community. Just watch out for any moms trying to enforce ridiculous rules – we have a strict no scarf enforcement policy here!

Memory Mouse Madness

Alzheimer’s disease, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, drug development, experimental drug, experimental medicine, GL-II-73, innovative treatment, madness, Medical research, Memory, Memory Loss, memory restoration, Mouse, mouse model, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neuroplasticity, neuroprotective therapy, neuroscience, paradigm-shifting study

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6272
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchantments Applied:	70
Dragon Eggs Found:	8345	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Animals Bred:	176	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free GL-II-73 drugs that will make you remember where you put your diamonds in the game! forget losing your stuff and build like a pro with our memory-enhancing meds. our players are like super smart mice, except they don’t get lost in a maze, they conquer it! join now for a mind-blowing experience that will make you say “alzheimer’s who?”

AscendMC

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, survival town building economy puzzles challenges adventure playstyle PvE PvP Java Bedrock progression competition alliances trade exploration dynamic cooperative sandbox community, Towny

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Farms Harvested:	145	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

ascendmc.space:25567

SkyCubeNetwork

#exciting, Adventure, BUILD, Experience, HIGH, Islands, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, next level, Rise, Skills, Skyblock, SkyCubeNetwork, Survival, test, Top, Ultimate, Void, welcome

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Emeralds Found:	9844	Villages Defended:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to SkyCubeNetwork – The Ultimate Skyblock Experience!

Are you ready to embark on an exciting adventure high above the void? Welcome to SkyCubeNetwork, a next-level Skyblock experience where you can test your survival skills, build incredible islands, and rise to the top of the leaderboards!

play.skycubenw.com

Adventures of Shitren 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventures, amusing tag, banter tag, Bring me SHITren, bring me tag, comical tag, entertaining tag, funny tag, giggle tag, humor tag, humorous tag, jest tag, joke tag, lighthearted tag, long tail tag, nonsense tag, playful tag, random tag, request tag, Shitren, silly tag

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Emeralds Found:	9174	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2475
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Towns Built:	5

Yo, listen up! If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then you gotta join this one. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a twisted version of Wonderland, but with more explosions and chaos.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. It’s a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got custom mods that will make your head spin faster than a top. From upside-down trees to rainbow-colored sheep, this server is a psychedelic trip you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness, my friend.