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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 7827 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 54 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3730 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of trannys (yes, you read that right) stumbled upon a magical Minecraft server where anything was possible. They built a rainbow castle made entirely of diamond blocks and rode around on flying pigs while battling evil zombie villagers. It was epic.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon, go on quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Truth, and even attend a virtual llama fashion show. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join Sic semper trannys today and let the madness begin!