| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 5393 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
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| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 379 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 67 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 7202 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 792 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4529 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their magical wool. Or how about the time a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise birthday party for one lucky player, complete with exploding confetti and cake?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba, a mischievous Minecraft deity who roams the land causing chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can make Chuuba laugh for 10 seconds straight, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops).
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Just remember to watch out for those clipniggers, they’re a sneaky bunch.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 8240 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 165 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 4343 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
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| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 248 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 87 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose eggs are made of pure diamonds. Just imagine the bling your armor will have after hatching one of those bad boys!
So what are you waiting for? Join us in four more days for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 4270 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 8254 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 108 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 |
Join us and witness the epic battles of Destiny and his shills as they fight for dominance in the chat. Will they come out victorious or will they be banished to the Nether realm? Only time will tell!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary debate arena where players can challenge Destiny himself to a debate. Will you come out on top or will you be left speechless by his epic arguments? Join now and find out!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most drama-filled Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have DMs drama?
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 7826 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 99 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
