🍆💦the vault block Minecraft Servers

”’> Yoo Minecraft Server”

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

BedtimeBros

adulting, Argument, bedtime, BedtimeBros, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, cousin, Decision making, family, INDEPENDENCE, Listening, misunderstanding, partner, personal space, quality time, relationship, Respect, sleep schedule, staying up late

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bedtime rules don’t apply! Join us for a wild night of gaming and staying up late, just like the OP who refused to go to bed when their girlfriend wanted them to.

On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, play games with your friends, and never worry about someone telling you it’s time to sleep. We encourage rebellious behavior and standing up for your right to stay awake!

So come join us and let’s stay up all night, just like the OP who caused a rift in their relationship by refusing to go to bed. Who needs sleep when there’s Minecraft to be played? Join now and be a part of our late-night gaming crew!

LonelyCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self isolation, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, smp, social anxiety, solitude

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Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you long for companionship and shenanigans with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we dance the night away with our pet creepers.

But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly antics and become a legend in our server’s history?

So come on, don’t be a lonely potato in a world of carrots. Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft family you’ll ever meet!

BrokeButHappyCraft

BROKE, BrokeButHappyCraft, Choice, Contentment, decision, emotional well being, financial status, fulfillment, fulfillment over money, Happiness, happiness over wealth, Happy, life satisfaction, MONEY, not happy, perspective, Priorities, Rich, success, VALUES, wealth

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Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

#sustainability, anger, bonkers, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, controversial, diplomatic relations, ENERGY, energy independence, energy security, environmental policy, Fossil Fuels, Fuel, fuel import, Government, greenhouse gases, international relations, net zero, NetZeroNK, North Korea, Plan, renewable energy, uk

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so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoKidsAllowedMC

babysitter, bbq, Boundaries, childfree, cussing, Drinking, Expectations, Family Events, family friendly, family time, friendship, Game Nights, Kids, life choices, NoKidsAllowedMC, parenting, Parenting styles, park, socializing, toddlers, true friends

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
New Chunks Explored:	821262	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	173
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Enchantments Applied:	213

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	35	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4236	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

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”’> Yoo Minecraft Server”

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Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

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BedtimeBros

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BrokeButHappyCraft

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NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

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Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

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Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

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NoKidsAllowedMC

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SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Potions Brewed:	42	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Divine Spears Created:	14

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Crops Grown:	8889
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2