The Vaselines Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ThomYorke’sMCServer

2021 releases, albums, Alternative, appreciation, Blessing, creativity, electronic, EXPERIMENTAL, Gratitude, Innovative, inspiration, Music, musical genius., new music, prolific artist, Radiohead, solo artist, talented musician, thank you, Thom Yorke, ThomYorkesMCServer

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Potions Brewed:	177
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, fear not, because our server has been personally blessed by Thom Yorke himself! That’s right, the lead singer of Radiohead has graced us with not one, not two, but THREE new albums this year, and they’re all exclusively available for your listening pleasure while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Thom Yorke himself will occasionally log on to the server to play with fans and drop exclusive in-game items that you won’t find anywhere else. Imagine stumbling upon a rare diamond block that Thom Yorke himself placed just for you! It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be hanging out with Thom Yorke and jamming out to his latest tunes while you build your dream world in Minecraft? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself!

GleipnirGang Minecraft SMP – Chapter 25 “Stalling for Diamonds”

amoral heroine, brute strength, chapter, chapter 1, chapter 10, Chapter 10.5, Chapter 11, Chapter 12, Chapter 13, Chapter 14, Chapter 15, chapter 16, chapter 17, Chapter 19, chapter 2, chapter 20, chapter 21, chapter 22, Chapter 23, Chapter 24, chapter 25, chapter 3, chapter 4, chapter 5, chapter 6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, chapter 9, Chapter.18, Claire Aoki, Daily Gleipnir, depression, diamonds, Empathy, FRANKENSTEIN, GleipnirGang, great purge, human morals, insufferable, Manga, Minecraft, Monster, Protagonist, Sadistic, secret, self hate, sense of smell, Shuichi Kagaya, smp, stalling, stalling for time, Twisted, Vampire

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as twisted as the relationship between Shuichi and Claire? Look no further! Join our server where you can unleash your inner monster and wreak havoc with your fluffy paws and abnormally strong sense of smell. Just like Shuichi, you’ll be facing off against sadistic players like Claire who will stop at nothing to uncover your secrets and hold them over your head. Will you hold onto your human morals or embrace the darkness within? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate battle of monsters and humans in a world where anything is possible! Just like the chapters in this manga, each day on our server brings new surprises and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join today!

SisCraft: No Favors for Little Sis

book series, dad, Disappointed, early copies, Favor, Favors, Girlfriend, Happy, Industry, MONEY, Promise, published, publishing company, Request, Risk, Sis, SisCraft, sister, Trouble, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unethical, Volumes

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a 28-volume book series? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring 26 amazing worlds, with 2 more on the way!

Need early access to the next volumes of the book series? Don’t worry, our server has connections to the publishing industry! Just ask our admin, who just so happens to be the dad of one of our players, and you might get early copies of the next volumes. Disclaimer: We can’t guarantee it, but hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

So come on down to our server, where the adventures are endless and the drama is real. Just like trying to get early copies of a book series, you never know what might happen next!

RejectCraft SMP – No Hard Feelings

10. kindness, 11. sensitivity, 12. boundaries, 13. assertiveness, 14. compassion, 15. self-esteem, 16. rejection advice, 17. handling rejection, 18. rejection etiquette, 19. rejection tips, 2. dating, 20. rejection without hurting feelings., 3. relationships, 4. communication, 5. honesty, 6. tactful rejection, 7. emotional intelligence, 8. self-respect, 9. empathy, feelings, HARD, RejectCraft, rejection, smp

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Towns Built:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other – we have a strict “no serious business” policy.

Join us for wacky adventures, insane builds, and a community that will leave you in stitches. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (spoiler alert: it only grants wishes for more diamonds).

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time, come join us! Just be prepared for the occasional prank involving exploding sheep or a surprise visit from our resident prankster, the mischievous Enderman named Steve. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBurgerJoint

BlockyBurgerJoint, Concept, creativity, cuisine, Culinary, Dining, dream, Entertainment, Experience, fan favorite, FANTASY, fictional restaurant, Food, iconic, imagination, Immersive, Movie, Nostalgia, pop culture, real, Unique

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9073
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Are you tired of boring old restaurants serving up the same old food? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is bringing to life the most outrageous fictional restaurant from a movie – the Krusty Krab from SpongeBob SquarePants!

Join our server and dive into the underwater world of Bikini Bottom where you can work alongside SpongeBob and Squidward flipping Krabby Patties for hungry customers. But be warned, Mr. Krabs is always on the lookout for anyone trying to steal his secret formula!

Not a fan of seafood? No problem! We also have a special section of the server dedicated to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. Explore the whimsical world of candy and chocolate, but watch out for the Oompa Loompas – they’re always up to mischief!

So why wait? Join our server now for a culinary adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even run into some famous movie characters along the way.

FrenchFugitiveMCServer

Arrest warrant, brother, CEO, controversy, criminal, criminal charges, digital communication, extradition, family ties, French authorities, FrenchFugitiveMCServer, fugitive, International, investigation, law enforcement, legal trouble, messaging app, scandal, technology company, Telegram, wanted

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6572
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	172	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Enchantments Applied:	208	Animals Bred:	132
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

So, like, you ever heard of that one time when the CEO of Telegram’s brother got in trouble with the French authorities? Well, guess what, he’s now running a Minecraft server! And let me tell you, it’s a wild ride.

Join our server for a chance to team up with the infamous brother of a tech giant and take on the French police in epic battles. Build your own secret underground base to hide from the authorities and smuggle rare items across borders.

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret black market where you can trade with shady characters for powerful weapons and armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the CEO’s brother is on the run. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

TelegramTalesMC

Appearance, CEO, Communication, Court, criminal justice, custody, detainment, France, Freed, French, investigation, law enforcement, Legal, messaging app, privacy, prosecutors, Release, SECURITY, Technology, Telegram, TelegramTalesMC

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6483
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Emeralds Found:	7416

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you wanna have a good time and laugh your butt off, then this is the place to be, dude. like, we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like one time a player built a giant toilet and everyone had to use it as a slide to get to the treasure at the bottom. it was wild, man.

and, like, the best part is that the owner of this server is, like, a total legend. they once tamed a herd of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. it was epic, bro. you gotta join this server just to witness the insanity for yourself.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit, my dude. you gotta come and bust a move with us. plus, there’s free cake and fireworks for everyone. it’s like a party in your pants, but in minecraft.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and let the good times roll. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a blast, bro.

FarmFruitFrenzy

#sustainability, agricultural research, agriculture, Agriculture (Industry), alternate bearing, crop production, cyclic pattern, ecosystems, FarmFruitFrenzy, Farming, Farms, framework, fruit trees, high yields, impact assessment, low yields, nut trees, productivity, research, researchers, yield management

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we take farming to a whole new level! we have created a wacky ecosystem where trees go crazy and produce insane amounts of fruit and nuts one year, only to be lazy and produce nothing the next! it’s like a rollercoaster of harvests, you never know what you’re gonna get! join now to experience the thrill of alternate bearing and see if you can keep up with the wild fluctuations in production! it’s a farm-tastic adventure waiting for you!

Tea Party SMP: Come for the Tea, Stay for the Chaos! [1.20.1] [Whitelist] [Hermitcraft-Like]

1.20.1, Builders, Chaos, custom server models, Datapacks, discord server, Events, Farmers, GameNights, Hermitcraftlike, last life, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, Mod list, Modded, Party, perfect server, proximity voice chat, REDSTONERS, roleplaying features, rules, shopping district, smp, special server events, stay, tea, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Buildings Constructed:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Zombie Dances:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.20.1 (modded)
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

About Us: -Sips tea loudly- Ok, got your attention now. Minecraft enjoyers, your search for the perfect vanilla+ server ends here! Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with fellow Minecraft enjoyers with a variety of game enhancing mods! We host events, like a special separate last life session once a week, and other custom server events. We soon will have custom models for the players of the servers, and ingame plushies of the players. We are looking for all kinds of players, the redstoners, the builders, the farmers, and more. We are LGBTQ+ friendly and 17+. We do have the proximity voice chat, but you don’t have to talk if you don’t want to. Our rules are pretty relaxed and can be found on our discord server, so you can play Minecraft the way you want to play. Check out our discord for the mod list! We hope to spill the tea with you soon.

Server Specialty Custom Server Models Fun and Engaging Datapacks Shopping District Special Server Events (Examples: Last Life, Uhc, Etc.) Gamenights Soon to be roleplaying features

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server running?	The server is running version 1.20.1 with mods.
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and welcomes players of all backgrounds.
Are there specific rules on the server?	Yes, the server has relaxed rules that can be found on the Discord server.
What special events does the server host?	The server hosts events like Last Life, UHC, Gamenights, and more.

Ex-Boyfriend’s Minecraft Server

Abuse, Be my ex, Cheating, crazy exes, Deception, DISTANCING, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing behavior, ExBoyfriends, fake friends, Fool, leave your tranny girlfriend, make up story, Manipulation, Minecraft, rape, self-destructive, Server, toxic relationships, Trauma, uber-tranny

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Join our Minecraft server and leave all your ex drama behind! We promise that no crazy exes will follow you into our virtual world. Plus, we have a special quest where you can defeat the evil ex boss and reclaim your dignity. And if you’ve ever made up a wild story to get out of trouble, you’ll fit right in with our community of master storytellers. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because on our server, the only crazy ex you’ll have to deal with is the one you build yourself!