the urltv Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

Boyfriend, breadwinner, career vs. personal life, cold, cold remedies, Communication, compromise, corporate lawyer, dramatic, Early, exaggeration, Illness, long hours, medical emergency, partner, Prioritization, relationship issues, Resentment, sick, Support, work, work ethic, workaholic

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	157	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Meteorites Collected:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

Favorite, hidden, Hidden Gem, lesser known, Minecraft, Niche, Obscure, off the radar, offbeat, quirky, Random, secret, smp, Under The Radar, Underground, Underrated, undiscovered, undiscovered gem, Unique, unknown, youtube channel, YTChannelSecrets

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8088
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ores Mined:	6012
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6648	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

CraftyPurchases

best buy, best buy ever, best decision, best investment, best purchase, CraftyPurchases, favorite buy, favorite buy ever, favorite decision, favorite investment, favorite purchase, great buy, happy buy, happy buy ever, happy decision, happy investment, happy purchase, top buy, top decision, top investment, top purchase

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

Condemnation, Conflict Resolution, DECLARATION, Diplomacy, diplomatic backlash, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic protocol, global governance, international relations, Israel, member states, MIDDLE EAST, persona non grata, PersonaNonGrata, Politics, Server, UN, UN chief, Uncraft, united nations, world news

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Votes:	7433	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7

lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

China, CraftyBlockz, dark tankers, designated tankers, Diplomacy, ENERGY, EU, Fun, global affairs, India, international relations, Oil, oil exports, Politics, record volumes, russia, sanctions, sanctions evasion, shipping, Tankers, Trade, uk

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	342
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mines Excavated:	1146	Dimension Hops:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
New Chunks Explored:	767697	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

Crafty RNA Methylation Server

academic research, Analysis, bibliometric analysis, bibliometrics, Cancer, cancer research, comprehensive study, Crafty, data analysis, FRONTIERS, Medical research, Methylation, methylation in cancer, past 10 years, research, research methodology, research trends, RNA, RNA methylation, RNA research, scientific study, Server, study, trends

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	61
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Alien Abductions:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

GiporySMP

Business, Community, Country, GiporySMP, Minecraft, Political, Server, Small Community, smp, Survival, TOWN, Towny, towny smp

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29

Best political towny SMP.

Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

gipory.shulker.com:25640

Burning Alive Minecraft Server

Al-Aqsa Hospital, alive, Burning, Conflict Resolution, Conspiracy Theory, Debunk, fake news, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, human rights violations, IDF attacks, international law, Israel, Jews, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, Palestinian territories, Propaganda, Server, violence, War Crimes, weapons storage

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

baseball, baseball gods, BELIEF, Blessings, devotion, Divine, FAITH, Fan, Fandom, GOD, Higher power, loyalty, mets, Minecraft, miracles, new york, Religion, smp, spirituality, sports, superstition, TEAM

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dimension Hops:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7487

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

biological father, communication breakdown, confronting the past, confronting the truth, DadGoneMIA, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, Family secrets, family trauma, father abandonment, father’s absence, father’s decision, honesty vs. secrecy, Minecraft, mother’s infidelity, mother’s revelation, pregnancy announcement, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s identity, therapy revelations

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!