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Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	80
Votes:	1580	Runes Activated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6218	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Crops Grown:	2569
Ores Mined:	4313	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Towns Built:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	235	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9455	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	210
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ores Mined:	2486	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4235
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Animals Bred:	56

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Star Shards Collected:	132	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	811	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!

FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, frat parties, FratPartyGF, Frustration, Girlfriend, homework, inconsiderate, Minecraft, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, Trust, unreliable, work

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Star Shards Collected:	120	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Towns Built:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

Doggo vs. GF: Who’s the OG?

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dog, DOGGO, Emotional support, personal history, pet attachment, pet bond, pet care, pet companionship., pet family, pet love, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet ownership rights, pet parent, pet rights, relationship, Whos

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ores Mined:	4397
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of your significant other trying to come between you and your beloved pet? Join our Minecraft server where pets are always welcome and no one will ever tell you to choose between them and your furry friend!

We understand the importance of having a loyal companion by your side, especially when they’ve been there for you through thick and thin. Our server is a safe haven for pet lovers like you, where you can build a bond with your virtual pets and never have to worry about someone trying to make you choose between them and your partner.

So come join us and let your pet roam free in our virtual world, where they will always be cherished and never be considered a “reset” in your life. Plus, who knows, maybe your pet will even become a legendary hero in our server’s epic quests and battles!

GameTimeMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite game, excessive gaming, favorite game, game addiction counseling, game addiction intervention, game addiction prevention, game addiction recovery, game addiction support, game addiction therapy, game addiction treatment, game obsession help, game time tracker, GameTimeMinecraftSMP, gaming addiction awareness, gaming habits, gaming marathon, gaming obsession, hours spent gaming, Most time spent on game, top game played, video game addiction

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3019
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Dragons Tamed:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds, I swear! And the best part is, if you find the secret underground disco party, you get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free tacos every Tuesday. Like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of epicness?! #BestSMPever #PotatoAdminFTW

CraftyCrafterz

antidepressants, anxiety, CraftyCrafterz, depression, drug approval, drug safety, FDA, government regulation, Healthcare, healthcare policy, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, pharmaceuticals, political decisions, prescription drugs, public health, regulations, Treatment, US administration

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Votes:	8370

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark depths of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret stash of antidepressants that will keep you feeling happy and motivated to keep on building! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky creepers and hello to a whole new level of serotonin-induced creativity!

Our server is so lit that even the US administration is trying to ban us for providing too much happiness to our players. But don’t worry, we’ve got secret tunnels and hidden bases to keep the antidepressants flowing. So come join us before the government shuts us down and experience a Minecraft world like no other!