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Potty Break PvP

bathroom alone time, bathroom behavior, bathroom culture, bathroom distractions, bathroom entertainment., bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom multitasking, bathroom phone calls, bathroom phone usage, bathroom privacy, bathroom reading, bathroom routines, bathroom time, Break, long bathroom breaks, phone addiction, phone in toilet, phone use in bathroom, phones in bathroom, potty, PvP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Villages Defended:	7

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT TOILET FIGHTS! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, TOILET FIGHTS! WE GOT PEE PEE VS POO POO BATTLES GOIN’ ON 24/7. WHO WILL WIN? WHO WILL BE FLUSHED DOWN THE DRAIN OF DEFEAT? COME FIND OUT ON OUR SERVER! ALSO, DID I MENTION WE HAVE FLYING LLAMAS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS? YEAH, IT’S A REAL HOOT! SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’LL EVER ENCOUNTER! LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE IN THE BATHROOM!

Mystic Realm Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, Awful, body image issues, bulimia, coping mechanisms, emotional regulation, gender stereotypes, getting fat, gross, Men, mental health, mental illness, mystic, porn addiction, psychological distress, Quests, Realm, self-destructive behavior, self-mutilation, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, unhealthy coping strategies, unhealthy habits, Women

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	93	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	171	Towns Built:	6

Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of reality where men choose awful coping mechanisms like porn addiction and getting fat. Here, you can unleash your creativity and build a world where the only addiction is to mining diamonds and the only thing getting fat is your virtual pig farm. Say no to gross coping mechanisms and yes to a blocky paradise where the only thing you’ll be mutilating is the landscape to build your epic castle. So come on, join us and leave the grossness of reality behind!

HubbyHaterCraft

Boundaries, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, family, Guilt, homeschooling, HubbyHaterCraft, husband, Marriage, mental health, parenting, quality time, relationships, self-care, stress, Support, Understanding, Wife, work-life balance

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and feeling guilty for taking time for yourself? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only stress is deciding what block to place next!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about dirty dishes piling up in the sink. No more nagging kids to do their chores or feeling touched out from a long day. Just pure, unadulterated block-placing fun!

Forget about annoying husbands who don’t understand the need for alone time. On our server, you can relax in a virtual bath without anyone bothering you. And if you want to watch a movie by yourself, no one will tell you it’s ridiculous!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to real-life drama. Build, explore, and destress in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

VanceCraft: Breaking Taboos & Building Blocks

blocks, BREAKING, building, CONSERVATIVE, controversial meeting, controversy, extremism, far right leader, far-right party, German politics, germany, JD Vance, leader, Meeting, meeting with far-right party, nationalism, political dialogue, Political discussion, Political Engagement, Politics, right wing, taboo-breaking, Taboos, VanceCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9010
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4

so, like, imagine this: you join our minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where JD Vance is breaking taboos left and right! he’s meeting with the leader of Germany’s far-right party, like, what even is happening?! but don’t worry, because on our server, anything is possible!

join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. build your own empire, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even run into JD Vance himself (okay, maybe not, but a player named JD_Vance might be wandering around somewhere).

why join our server, you ask? well, where else can you witness such insane events and have the chance to be a part of them? plus, our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who will make your time here unforgettable.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin! who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with JD Vance and the leader of Germany’s far-right party. anything can happen in our wacky minecraft world!

Quarter of the Void 1.20.5

1.20.5, AMERICANS, college students, CUMSHOTS, Ego, ejaculations, elderly couples, Empty, Men, nation, people, per hour, per minute, per second, professionals, Quarter, sexually active, virginities, Void, work, working hours, younger ones

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9313
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape the overwhelming pressure of millions of ejaculations happening every second in America!

Experience a world where you can build, explore, and mine without worrying about the weight of simultaneous cumshots crushing your ego.

College students, overworked professionals, and elderly couples can all come together in our server to unleash their creativity and have fun without the burden of societal expectations.

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the madness of real life and join us in a virtual world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

ExBlocktion Minecraft Server

Argument, Bachelor, bills, Carpenter, Court, electrician, ex, ExBlocktion, father in-law, fixer upper, Girlfriend, Handy, House, Kids, Minecraft, moving out, Pregnant, renovation, rent out, SEPARATE, Separated, Server, splitting, WIBTA

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9785
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they own the place? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual house without any interference from pesky father-in-laws! No need to worry about splitting bills or dealing with family drama – just focus on crafting and building to your heart’s content.

Plus, our server is equipped with a special “Ex-Father-in-Law Eliminator” tool that allows you to banish any unwanted relatives from your virtual world. Say goodbye to awkward family arguments and hello to a stress-free gaming experience!

So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding the perfect spot for your diamond castle. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life renovations and family disputes.

CrazyCraft: AITA?!?!

Adult, aita, attachment, birthday present, Boyfriend, cat, crazy, crazycraft, DAUGHTER, dog, family dog, ferret, full-time job, GRIEVING, mean, pet responsibility, RESPONSIBILITY, School, SNAKE, social life

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into getting pets for your kids? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the never-ending cycle of pet responsibility. No more cleaning up after snakes, feeding ferrets, or walking dogs. Our virtual world is pet-free and responsibility-free! Plus, you won’t have to deal with any sneaky boyfriends buying unwanted pets for your adult children. Say goodbye to pet drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join now and leave the real-life pet responsibilities behind!

CraftyCraze: The Best Thing!

Advancements, best, CraftyCraze, current affairs, current events, encouraging, Global, Happening, Impactful, inspiring, noteworthy, opinion, Optimistic, Positive Change, positive news, progress, Significant, society, trend, Uplifting, world

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	186
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Emeralds Found:	7545

Well, obviously it’s our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that shoot rainbow fireballs. Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness happening on our server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyModiMuskMixup

confusion, controversy, CraftyModiMuskMixup, Diplomatic, discussion, Government, headline, Indian PM, international affairs, Meeting, modi, Musk, News, Politics, relationships, speculation, summit, summit meeting, trump, U.S. visit, world leaders

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magic Items Found:	2127	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

so, like, you gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz like, trump was all like, “wut da heck, why is modi hangin’ out with musk in da u.s.???” and we were all like, “yo, come join our server and maybe u can figure it out, bro!”

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant chicken made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster dat goes through a volcano.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all our rare items, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

so come join us on dis wild ride and maybe u can solve da mystery of modi and musk’s epic hang sesh. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

CraftVerse Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, anti-connection, anti-social, antisocial behavior, apathetic, Craftverse, disconnected, Disconnection, fictional language, Hermit, independent, Introvert, ISOLATION, isolationism, LONER, LoneWolf, misanthropic, Netflix, programming, Realms, reclusive, solitary, solitude

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8949	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41

Yo bro, forget about connecting with humans and dive into the ultimate Minecraft server where you can speak the language of the blocks! Join us and learn the language of creepers, zombies, and Endermen – who needs people when you can communicate with pixelated mobs? Plus, our server has a secret language only true gamers can decipher, so if you’re tired of human interaction, come join us for a language experience like no other!