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Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1080
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Army, business casual, ceremony, Communication, Competition, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family support groups, husband, Marriage, MIL, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Outfit, Pictures, Server, Shirts, Sunday best, validation, Wedding

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	179	Void Armor Forged:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19

Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

ChiliCraftSecrets

Apron, Bragging rights, chili champ, chili cook-off, ChiliCraftSecrets, Competition, DOMINATING, Experimenting, Fair Play, Family Reunion, family tradition, friendly competition, improving recipe, magic ingredient, Perfecting, recipe, secret ingredient, selfish, Special, Tips, winning

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

benign, gentle, Harmless, innocuous, Minecraft, no casualties, no danger, no fatalities, no harm, no threat, non lethal, non toxic, non-violent, Peaceful, risk-free, Safe, Safety, Secure, smp, zero risk, ZeroDeath

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	8311	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magic Items Found:	7750

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6721
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Void Armor Forged:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Buildings Constructed:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Soul Soicety

Active, anti cheat, Development, Minecraft, mob spawn, Modless, Open, Pluginless, PvP, Server, Soul Society, Survival, turkish, Unauthorized Labor, Xray Protection

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9168
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Potions Brewed:	55	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

38.210.79.231:27512

Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Blessings, Community, Crafty, encouragement, great day, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, morning, motivation, odin, Peace, positivity, self-care, Server, Suicide prevention, Support, well-being

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8989
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Farms Harvested:	930
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8583
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

aew, Alicia Atout, backstage politics, Big Bill, Brian Cage, Dasha, ddp, FIRED, girl, girl hired, Golden, Golden Jew, hire, jew, Melissa Santos, Minecraft, mjf, Moxley, professional wrestling, relationships, Renee Young, smp, TONY KHAN, Top Guys, wrestling

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	797
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	127
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!