The Troonslayer Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ChudCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist a dance-off!

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

Welcome to The Troonslayer, where the only thing more epic than our battles is our sense of humor! Join us on this wild ride through a world filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join The Troonslayer, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens and talking pigs. They laughed so hard that they forgot they were in the middle of a battle with a horde of zombies! That’s the kind of wacky fun you can expect on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons breakdance. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary Troonslayer himself, a player so skilled that he once defeated a dragon using nothing but a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.

So come join us at The Troonslayer for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have non-stop laughs and epic moments? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, our llama rodeo every Saturday is not to be missed!

CraftyCreeper2027 – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Farms Harvested:	509	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too often).

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken parade, led by a player riding a llama dressed as a cowboy. The chat is filled with players arguing over who has the best pet rock, while others are trying to build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate treasure hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding chicken).

CarCraftLove

ac, aita, Asshole, attitude, Boundaries, Boyfriend, CAR, CarCraftLove, comfort, Comments.., Communication, Commute, gas, Guilt, household chores, income, Mileage, MONEY, relationship, savings, Voicing

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	126	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Zombie Dances:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you have your own car again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and enjoy the freedom of owning your own virtual vehicle.

Join us and experience the thrill of driving around in a pixelated car, without any guilt trips or demands for money. Our community is full of players who understand the importance of having your own space, whether it’s a car or a blocky castle.

Don’t let anyone take away your independence, not even your virtual boyfriend. Join our server today and reclaim your right to drive wherever you please, without any attitude or comments holding you back. And remember, on our server, you’re always the hero of your own story.

CraftyFreebies

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9758
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Magic Items Found:	6457
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Yes, you heard that right – this server is like no other!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, building towering castles out of nothing but dirt blocks, and taming wild wolves to ride into battle. And that’s not all – our server also offers a revolutionary application that allows you to turn your in-game creations into real-life objects. Want a life-size replica of your epic castle? No problem! Just hit the “print” button and watch it materialize before your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players can saddle up their own dragons and compete in high-speed races through treacherous obstacle courses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco where all the mobs go to let loose and show off their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a block of dirt, in which case you might want to watch your back. Those pesky creepers have a thing for landscaping!

WageWarCraft

activism, advocacy, economic equality, economic policy, fair wages, Fighting, income cap, income disparity, income inequality, labor rights, lower maximum wage, minimum wage, political action, social justice, Start, wage ceiling, wage gap, wage limits, wage reform, WageWarCraft, wealth distribution

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Zombie Dances:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs have taken over and are demanding a lower maximum wage for all players! why should the pigs get all the diamonds? join us and help overthrow the capitalist pig regime! build your own communist utopia and share all your resources equally with your fellow players! plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. come join the fun and let’s start a revolution in the world of minecraft!

FlyoverCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7855
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Are you tired of living in a boring, irrelevant land with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and escape the monotony of your flyover state by building, exploring, and battling your way to glory. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with adventure and excitement? Say goodbye to your boring life and hello to the ultimate Minecraft experience!

Minecraft SMP: MiyuNotSoSexy

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4144
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Buildings Constructed:	36
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Enchantments Applied:	180
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, epic battles, and questionable fashion choices.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Miyu is so unsexy because she accidentally turned herself into a blocky Minecraft character after trying out a new potion recipe. Now she’s stuck in the game forever, but hey, at least she’s got some killer pixelated dance moves.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Miyu and embark on ridiculous quests, like hunting down the rarest block in the game (spoiler alert: it’s a pink sparkly diamond block) or challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt. Miyu might be unsexy, but she sure knows how to throw a party in the virtual world!

BroBroAutoLoanDrama

attitude, auto loan, back child support, Boundaries, BroBroAutoLoanDrama, brother, career, co-sign, Credit, CREDIT SCORE, DEBT, family, financial responsibility, Job, Kids, laid off, Marriage, MONEY, oil field, PhD, Smart

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	171
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Void Gems Collected:	26	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your dream world without any co-signing drama!

Our server is a safe haven for those who want to avoid getting tangled up in messy situations like co-signing auto loans for unreliable family members. Instead of worrying about credit scores and debt, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds with fellow players.

Say goodbye to family obligations and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Who needs a co-signer when you have a community of gamers ready to embark on crazy adventures with you? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelatedPerils

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Dragons Tamed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the worst thing that can happen is falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, players have met their demise in the most outrageous ways imaginable!

Join us if you want to witness players getting squished by a giant flying pig, getting eaten by a pack of killer bunnies, or even spontaneously combusting from eating a cursed golden apple. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable gaming experience, this is the place for you!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. Just remember, death is only the beginning of the fun on our server!

SiberianCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6641
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	21

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have the power of siberia 2 pipeline running through our world! watch out for creepers trying to sabotage our precious pipeline, but don’t worry, our team of panda warriors will protect it at all costs.

we have a special quest where you have to ride a polar bear through the pipeline to deliver diamonds to the end of the world. if you succeed, you will be crowned the king of the north pole and get a special igloo house with a hot tub made of lava.

join now for the craziest adventure of your life! just watch out for those pesky russian hackers trying to steal our redstone secrets.

KurskCraft: Paratrooper Showdown

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when BAM! Ukrainian paratroopers drop in outta nowhere and surround you and your buddies. It’s like a crazy PvP battle, but with real-life military tactics and stuff. Join our server for the most intense and unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever experience. Plus, rumor has it that if you win the battle, you get a special loot chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and show those Russian soldiers who’s boss!