🍆💦The Time Show Minecraft Servers

MatchCraft Server: Light ‘Em Up!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because THIS IS THE MATCH!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rumored to give you unlimited power and make you the most stylish player in the land.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Cactus King, a prickly ruler who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja chickens who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS IS THE MATCH and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

DaughterOverHusbandCraft

aita, anger, Apology, behavioral issues, Believing, Communication, DAUGHTER, DaughterOverHusbandCraft, discipline, family, friendship, husband, Insecurity, late nights, lying.., Marriage, moving out, Program, Trust, work wife

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, lies, and family drama that will make you question everything you thought you knew about relationships.

Just like in this crazy story, you never know who’s going to stab you in the back next. Will it be your in-game spouse? Your trusted work buddy? Or maybe even your own children? The possibilities are endless on our server.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained for hours on end?

BlockyFamilyDrama

adult children, BlockyFamilyDrama, broken bonds, communication breakdown, coping with estrangement, Emotional distance, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness journey, generational differences, grown children, Healing Process, hurt feelings, lack of understanding, parental guilt, parenting, parents, reconciliation, relationships, unresolved issues

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Are you tired of your grown children ignoring your texts and calls? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is so addictively fun that your kids won’t be able to resist reconnecting with you just to join in on the fun. We’ve had countless parents tell us that after joining our server, their kids suddenly started calling them again to chat about their latest Minecraft adventures.

So say goodbye to estrangement and hello to building epic structures and battling creepers with your long-lost offspring. Join our server today and watch as your family bonds over virtual block-building madness!

PixelPentagon Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Defense, DPRK military, eastern europe, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military deployment, military intelligence, military intervention, Minecraft, monitor, North Korea, Nuclear Threat, pentagon, PixelPentagon, possible movement, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Ukraine

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Lol come join our server, we got Pentagon monitoring everything like they watching a soap opera. We got DPRK military teleporting to Ukraine like they on a vacation. It’s crazier than a llama riding a rollercoaster. Join now before the aliens invade and turn all the pigs into disco dancers. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this wild ride!

HateCraft: Global Antisem Explosion

anti-Jewish sentiment, Antisem, antisemitism, discrimination, explosion, extremism, Global, global rise, hate, hate crimes report, hate groups, hate incidents, Hate Speech, hate speech trends, HateCraft, intolerance, Jewish community, october 7, prejudice, religious discrimination., rise in hate crimes, State Department report, Xenophobia

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hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u gotta join ours cuz it’s like a party in a volcano! we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts and zombies! and if u make it out alive, u’ll be rewarded with a golden pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit!

plus, our server is so lit that even the State Department is talking about it! they said it’s the best place to be if u wanna escape the global rise in antisemitism. so come join us and let’s have a blast together!

DreamCraftMC

bedtime, circadian rhythm, deep sleep, DreamCraftMC, dreaming, falling asleep, FATIGUE, insomnia, Memory, Relaxation, rem sleep, REST, Routine, Sleep, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep stages, unconsciousness

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join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own dream world and fight off zombies with ur pet llama army. our server is so lit that u will never remember falling asleep cuz u will be too busy crafting diamond armor and riding on dragons. we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with enchanted items and rare resources. plus, u can challenge the admin to a dance battle for a chance to win a legendary sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. come join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history!

Toast-mc

1.16, Adventure, bedrock, Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, java, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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ReviveSMP

ReviveSMP, smp, Survival

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ReviveSMP is a SMP

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BlockyBypass Minecraft Server

BlockyBypass, cardiovascular health, health news, health statistics, healthy people, heart attacks, Heart Conditions, Heart Disease, heart health awareness, heart valve disease, heart valve treatment, medical advancements, Medical research, Minecraft, new reason, preventative care, public health, risk factors, senior health, Server, strokes, uk, undiagnosed

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will get your heart pumping faster than a creeper sneaking up on you? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling heart valve disease while building your dream virtual world.

We’ve got one in four healthy people over 60 in the UK with undiagnosed heart valve disease roaming around our server, ready to challenge you to a build-off or a PvP battle. Can you outbuild them and show off your skills while also raising awareness for this important health issue? Only one way to find out!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you defeat the heart valve disease warriors in a duel, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can mine diamonds for days without ever running into a single zombie. Plus, our server is equipped with state-of-the-art virtual healthcare facilities in case you need a check-up after all that excitement.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most heart-pounding Minecraft adventure of your life!

SpitCraft Minecraft Server

#coughing, bodily fluids, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., Etiquette, expectorating, expectoration, gross, hygiene, Manners, Minecraft, public health, rude behavior, saliva, saliva expulsion, saliva expulsion behavior, saliva projection, Server, sneezing, social norms, SpitCraft, SPITTING, spitting in public

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because S to Spit is here to shake things up! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and befriending talking cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can make all your Minecraft dreams come true. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to the land of rainbow sheep and candy mountains.

So why wait? Join S to Spit today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Animals Bred:	115	Players Killed by Monsters:	3411
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5476	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mines Excavated:	1431
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4924
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Innovative The Time Show Minecraft Servers

MatchCraft Server: Light ‘Em Up!

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DaughterOverHusbandCraft

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BlockyFamilyDrama

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PixelPentagon Minecraft Server

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HateCraft: Global Antisem Explosion

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DreamCraftMC

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Toast-mc

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ReviveSMP

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BlockyBypass Minecraft Server

Stats November 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	348	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Magic Items Found:	2480
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3664
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Emeralds Found:	4493
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Magic Items Found:	3219
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Towns Built:	1

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Divine Spears Created:	28	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3