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| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 745 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 33 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Votes: | 7043 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we waste billions of dollars on is creating the most epic virtual world for you to explore! Join us and you’ll be too busy building your dream castle or fighting off zombie hordes to worry about demoralizing internet trolls.
Our server is so addictive, even the Jews would rather spend their time here than on /pol/. They’ve heard tales of our pixelated paradise and just can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who needs to insult strangers online when you can be crafting diamond swords and riding pigs into battle?
Forget about ideologies and religions, on our server the only thing you need to believe in is having a good time. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane adventures – because here, we don’t have time for demoralization, only exhilaration!
