Welcome to Alinea, the server where even the llamas are pros at Minecraft!

Settlements, unstable enchantments, Server, rebalances, overpowered books

Alinea Minecraft Server

Overview:

Come join Alinea, a Minecraft 1.21 SMP server that offers a Vanilla-like experience with added features. Join our Discord server to apply for the whitelist and start playing today!

Server Features	Details
Proximity Voice Chat	Use Simple Voice Chat to talk to your friends and neighbors in-game
Food Skewers	Try out new foods, including veggie skewers
Extra Records	Enjoy new music discs in the game
Whitelist	All builds are protected behind a whitelist

Other features:

No commands or claims – to maintain immersion
Custom enchantments – extra enchantments and curses
Wholesome community – play cooperatively
No PvP – consent-based
Various rebalances – for balanced gameplay

Frequently Asked Questions:

How do I join the SMP server?

To join, apply for the whitelist on our Discord server in the #whitelist-application channel. You will have an interview and review of the rules before playing.

What are unstable enchantments?

Unstable enchantments are a custom expansion to the vanilla enchantment system. They are created by combining max-level enchanted books and enchantment polish in an anvil. These books are very powerful but cannot be added directly to tools.

What custom enchantments are available?

Alinea offers various custom enchantments like Binding, Charged Silk Touch, Harvest, Hoover, and more. These enchants enhance gameplay without the need for mods.

Can I use the custom enchantments with a vanilla client?

Yes, you can use all features on the server with a vanilla client, except for the proximity voice chat.

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