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PoleCraft: Where Phones Are Poles

abbreviate, abbreviation, Communication, Conversation, INSTANCES, Language, linguistics, Phone, PHONES, PoleCraft, Poles, Shorten, spoken, Talking, Technology, telecommunication, telephone, telephone poles, terminology, VERBAL, Words, Written

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6125
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Divine Spears Created:	29	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got telephone poles errwhere! u can climb em, swing from em, pretend ur tarzan or just chillax on top like a boss. we even got a secret underground base where u can talk to aliens on ur phone. yea, u heard me right. aliens. so come join us and let’s get weird together on dis wacky server!

PurrCraft: Where Cats Mourn Dogs

Animal Behavior, antisocial, bereavement, Cats, Companionship, death, Dogs, emotions, Feline, Grief, mourn, mourning, Pets, Psychology, PurrCraft, relationships, research, researchers, Social, study, study findings, Universal

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6532
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

so, liek, u know how cats r all aloof n stuff? well, turns out dey actually care bout each other! dis server is liek a big family of cats, but sumtimes a dog joins in 2 shake things up. u can come join us n see all da drama unfold as we mourn our fallen comrades n bond over our love of fish n catnip. it’s a purr-fectly wild time, u gotta see it 2 believe it! come join us meow n be part of sumthing truly special.

BlockHeadz Minecraft Server

BlockHeadz, daily conversations, denial, Discord, emotional attachment, emotional turmoil, fall in love, get along., ignore, infatuation, make out drunk, meet girl, mentally ill, Minecraft, Obsession, retarded, seeking validation, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, Server, spend time, toxic patterns, unhealthy relationship

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	245	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Join our Minecraft server and you might just meet the love of your life! We’ve had players fall in love, make out drunk (don’t ask how that works in Minecraft), and spend hours chatting on Discord. Who needs a relationship when you have a virtual world to escape to? Come join the madness and see where it takes you!

DadBodGamer Minecraft SMP

DadBodGamer, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Join our Minecraft SMP and build a bond with your dad like never before! Our server is filled with challenges and adventures that will bring you and your dad closer together. From battling dragons to building epic structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly father-son build competition gets a lifetime supply of bacon! So grab your dad and join us for some quality bonding time on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

CreeperComedyClub

adult jokes, blue humor, comedy, CreeperComedyClub, crude jokes, dirty jokes, explicit humor, funny jokes, humor, inappropriate humor, Laughter, lewd jokes, mature humor, naughty jokes, NSFW jokes, off-color jokes, offensive jokes, raunchy jokes, ribald jokes, risque jokes, sexual humor

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a laugh riot as we tell the dirtiest, most adult jokes you’ve ever heard in between building epic structures and battling mobs. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you rolling on the floor with their outrageous humor.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Piggy Paddle” race, where players ride pigs across a lava-filled obstacle course while dodging flying chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring and embrace the absurd, join our Minecraft server today for a non-stop comedy show that will leave you in stitches!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

border incursion, border violation, cross-border attack, diplomatic fallout, Diplomatic tension, eastern europe, foreign relations, government statement, international conflict, international incident, military aggression, military response, Minecraft, Moscow, POLITICAL CRISIS, regional conflict, russia, security breach, security concerns, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9087
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimension Hops:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is launching cross-border attacks on russia like its a game of minecraft pvp! build your base, gather resources, and defend against the ukrainian invaders in this crazy alternate reality server. join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, chaos, and maybe even some international diplomacy! who knew minecraft could be so intense? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

CraftyIsraelStrike

aggression, American, Conflict, CraftyIsraelStrike, Diplomacy, force, Geopolitics, international relations, iran, Israel, major strike, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear deal, Politics, reconsidering, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Show of force, strike, Tension

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got all the craziest stuff happenin! like, one time, a bunch of creepers invaded the server and started doin the macarena, it was wild! and then, like, this giant ender dragon showed up and challenged everyone to a dance-off, it was so lit!

also, like, we got the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good time, so come join us and let’s get this party started!

VaxCraft: Nasal Spray Edition

Coronavirus Family, coronaviruses, developed, Disease, Edition, flu, Immune Activator, immunity, immunization, infection, medical breakthrough, nasal, Nasal Sprays, Pan-coronavirus, Potential Vaccine, Protect, public health, respiratory illness, Spray, TEAM, Treatment, vaccine, VaxCraft, viral infections

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Falling into the Void:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Love Letters Sent:	10

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! ARE YOU SICK OF GETTING SICK?! WELL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND WE’LL GIVE YOU A POTENTIAL VACCINE FOR THE FLU AND CORONAVIRUSES!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, FIGHTING CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES, ALL WHILE HAVING THE PEACE OF MIND KNOWING YOU’RE PROTECTED BY OUR NASAL SPRAYS! WE HAVE AN IMMUNE ACTIVATOR AND A PAN-CORONAVIRUS NASAL VACCINE THAT WILL KEEP YOU SAFE FROM ALL THOSE NASTY VIRUSES!

SO WHY WAIT? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME INVINCIBLE IN MINECRAFT! PLUS, IF YOU JOIN TODAY, YOU’LL GET A FREE DIAMOND SWORD TO SLAY YOUR ENEMIES WITH! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!

Atoq’s Semi-Spicy Yet Smooth Vanilla Adventure in Patch 1.19.3

1.19.3, Adventure, application, art, Atoqs, Beliefs, Community, content creators, Creative, custom origins, Discord, Events, Gaming, java, Lore, Modded, multiplayer, music maker, Patch, Polls, Private, SemiSpicy, Smooth, smp, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2767
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
World Age	1.5+ years old world
Events	Regular events and polls
Whitelist	Whitelist + Application
Community	Active community and staff
Mods	In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
Lore	Lore
Version	Java v1.19.3
Origins	Custom origins and beliefs

Join our server on Discord

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply for whitelist. You can do so by filling out the application form available on our Discord server.

2. Are there any age restrictions?

Yes, we require all players to be at least 18 years old to join the server.

3. What are the rules of the server?

We have a set of rules that all players must follow, including no griefing, respecting other players, and using appropriate language. The full list of rules can be found on our Discord server.

4. Can I use mods on the server?

We allow certain mods on the server, but they must be approved by the staff before use. Unauthorized mods may result in a ban.

5. How often are events held on the server?

We host regular events and polls for the community to participate in. Events are typically held bi-weekly, but this can vary depending on the season.

LuminousCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Battle of wits, Cat and mouse, crime, death note, detective, GENIUS, intelligence, investigation, Justice, Kira, L. Lawliet, l.., light yagami, LuminousCraft, Manga, mind games, Minecraft, morality, psychological thriller, Server, shinigami, Strategic

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5875	Runes Activated:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3312	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Enchantments Applied:	78	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be embarking on a quest to prove who is the ultimate genius: Light or L from Death Note!

Picture this: instead of building houses and farming crops, you’ll be using your detective skills to track down your fellow players and uncover their secret roles. Will you be the cunning Light, manipulating others to achieve your goals? Or will you be the enigmatic L, using your intellect to outsmart your opponents?

Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed and broken, betrayals are around every corner, and the fate of the server lies in your hands. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your detective skills in a way you’ve never experienced before!