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MommyMinecraftMadness

AITAH, Argument, bitter, child support, co parenting, custody, dropped off, emergency, home, income, MommyMinecraftMadness, monthly paycheck, not letting, Petty, Police, restraining order, Sidewalk, Small Business, son’s mother, stay-at-home dad, use bathroom

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3024
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like this crazy ex, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From restraining order battles to custody disputes, our server is full of drama and excitement. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience all the chaos firsthand? Plus, just like this ex, our server will never fail to surprise you with its outrageous antics. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about – you won’t be disappointed!

BlessingCurse Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7211
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Animals Bred:	127	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions! One minute you’ll be riding high on a wave of success, the next you’ll be plummeting into the depths of despair. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and love triangles.

Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness in Minecraft. Picture this: a group of players armed to the teeth with enchanted weapons and armor, facing off against a horde of angry zombies and skeletons. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s… actually pretty hilarious when you think about it.

But that’s not all! We also have the most insane building competitions you’ll ever see. Want to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of nothing but dirt blocks? Go for it. How about a working rollercoaster that sends players flying into the sky? Why not! The only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few pesky building restrictions.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness drama, epic battles, and ridiculous building projects all in one place? It’s a blessing and a curse, but hey, at least it’s never boring.

MineCraftMyths

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Remember that time you thought eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your belly? Well, our Minecraft server is like that, but on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few watermelons popping out of your stomach (just kidding, that’s not a feature…yet). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let your childhood fantasies run wild in the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

CraftyDan’s Energy Fix

#sustainability, collaboration, CraftyDans, denmark, Development, donation, eastern europe, electricity, ENERGY, energy system, european union, financial assistance, FIX, funding, Infrastructure, international aid, Investment, Partnership, ReBuilding, renewable energy, restoration, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Towns Built:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

u kno wat else is contributing $19.5 million? dis epic minecraft server, where u can build ur own energy system and become the ruler of ur own kingdom! we got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes! join now and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life! who needs denmark when u got us?!

Galactic Heartbeat Disco

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	376	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Star Shards Collected:	151

so, like, u ever wanted to travel to space in minecraft? well, now u can on our server! we got space travel that will make ur heart go wacko! our low gravity will mess with ur heart muscle cells and make them go all wonky. ur heart tissues will be weakened and ur rhythm will be off the charts! join us for a heart-pumping adventure in space like u never experienced before! come on, u know u want to see what happens when ur heart goes crazy in minecraft!

Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

business satire, capitalism, Corp, corporate culture, corporate greed, Crafty, dark humor, Ethics, evil corporation, HALtmann, humor, humoristic critique, infinite growth, inside joke, MARX, Minecraft, Parody, political commentary, satire, Server, social commentary, student movement, unethical practices

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Votes:	3562

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Ultra Minecraft SMP Core Launch Driver

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6075
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	32	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Votes:	2570	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling with the powerful Intel Battlemage GPU – it’s like having a wizard in your computer casting spells to enhance your gaming experience!

With the release of the Intel XE2 graphics driver, you’ll be able to explore the world of Minecraft like never before. Imagine riding a unicorn made of pixels while shooting rainbows out of your pickaxe – that’s the kind of magic our server brings to the table!

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there! Thank you, Intel, for blessing us with this epic journey of gaming insanity!

LastOneStanding Minecraft SMP

LastOneStanding, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	New Chunks Explored:	684157
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to survive… because you’re the last human on Earth! That’s right, everyone else has mysteriously vanished and now it’s up to you to navigate this crazy world filled with mobs, monsters, and maybe even a few aliens. But don’t worry, you’re not completely alone – you’ll have a trusty pet llama named Larry to keep you company. Join us for a wild ride as you build, explore, and try to figure out what the heck happened to all the humans. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a secret government experiment gone wrong or stumble upon a portal to another dimension. The possibilities are endless in this wacky, post-apocalyptic Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime… or at least until the next update drops.

BlockyBedrockBonanza

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ores Mined:	8809

What’s the best thing about the best Minecraft server you’ll ever join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a server so epic that players couldn’t help but scream with joy as they mined diamonds and battled creepers. The PvP arena was so intense that even the Ender Dragon was scared to enter. And the best part? The server had a secret hidden treasure filled with enchanted golden apples that granted players unlimited power and invincibility. So, if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure and have the best time of your virtual life, join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

DownUnderCraft Minecraft Server

Allies, Approval, armored vehicles, Australia, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, Deliver, Diplomacy, downundercraft, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, M1A1 Abrams Tanks, Military, military assistance, Minecraft, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, US, War, weapons

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	198
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

so, like, u know how australia is all like “hey US, can we give some tanks to ukraine?” like, tanks man. not just any tanks, but M1A1 abrams tanks. like, those are some serious tanks, bro. imagine ukraine rollin’ up in those bad boys, it would be like a tank party up in there.

anyways, so like, if u wanna be part of the action, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got tanks too, but like, virtual tanks. u can drive ’em around and blow stuff up, it’s so much fun. plus, u get to hang out with a bunch of cool peeps who are all about tanks and stuff.

so come on, join our server and let’s show ukraine how it’s done. tanks for the memories, amirite?