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Germans Like This Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4584	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Farms Harvested:	614
Zombie Dances:	4	New Chunks Explored:	416710
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds normal, boring houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos that is the German way of life! Join us for a wild ride filled with bratwurst-fueled battles, lederhosen-wearing creepers, and a secret underground beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why are Germans like this? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously outrageous! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Prost!

I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

5 Centimeters per Second, Anime, beautiful animation, bittersweet, centimeters, Coming of Age, Distance, dont, Drama, emotions, HEARTBREAK, japanese animation, long-distance relationship, love story, Makoto Shinkai, Melancholic, Minecraft, Movie, poignant, Reflection, romance, separation, smp, Time

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magic Items Found:	5923
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7528	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic saga of two players who were literally 2 hours apart in game time. Will they ever meet? Will they become best friends or bitter enemies? The drama is real, folks. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that await you on our server!

BdayBlunder Minecraft Server

25th birthday, alone, amusement park, BdayBlunder, Birthday, Boyfriend, CANCELLATION, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Disappointment, hurt feelings, Leave, Minecraft, Plans, relationship, roller coaster, Screwed Up, Server, Understanding, Upset, vacation, work

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4009
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where birthdays are always celebrated with epic roller coaster rides and amusement park adventures! Join us for a wild ride and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world full of fun and excitement? Don’t be alone on your birthday, join us and let’s party Minecraft style!

DoggoElevatorDrama

barking, breed restrictions, Cats, Chiweenie, dog, dog-friendly apartment, DoggoElevatorDrama, Elevator, entitled, front desk, generation, KIND, Management, neighbor, Rude, Scared, shit list, Spiders, triggers, walk, weight restrictions

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	242
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of living in a world where people are scared of tiny dogs? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to have a pet Chiweenie as their companion! Our elevators are dog-friendly and if you’re scared of dogs, well tough luck buddy, because our server is filled with them!

Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate through the virtual world while being chased by a pack of Chiweenies, all while the other players judge you for being scared. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about spiders, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of facing your fears head-on in a world where tiny dogs rule the day! Who needs kindness when you have Chiweenies to protect you?

NoobNostalgia

amazement, anticipation, Awe, discovery, emotional connection, Enchantment, EXCITEMENT, exhilaration, fascination, first love, Happiness, Innocence, joy, longing, Magic, NoobNostalgia, Nostalgia, Reminiscence, sentimentality, Thrill, Wonder

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Star Shards Collected:	277	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine experiencing that feeling over and over again on our server! Join us for a chance to relive the thrill of finding rare resources like never before.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Legend has it that our players once tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their favorite pigs and race to the finish line. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of golden carrots. It’s a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension made entirely out of cake. The possibilities are endless!

Battlefront1800

armored vehicles, Army, battlefront, Battlefront1800, CASUALTIES, casualties of war, combat vehicles, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, firepower, Losses, Military, military equipment, russia, strategy, Tanks, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have more combat vehicles than russia in one battlefront!!! we have tanks, helicopters, and even flying pigs armed with missiles. join us and help us take over the virtual world with our epic army of pixelated destruction. who needs russia when you can join us and be part of the most insane war ever seen in minecraft history. come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the pigs start flying for real!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

Achievements, blessings in disguise, BLOCK, favorable circumstances, favorable outcomes, fortuitous occurrences, fortunate happenings, fortunate turn of events, good fortune, happy accidents, Minecraft, Party, positive outcomes, serendipitous events, Server, stroke of luck, success, successful outcomes, things going right, things turning out well, Triumphs, unexpected success, unexpected victories

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Emeralds Found:	8831	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a lava-filled volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find out for yourself what went so right!

Bootylicious Minecraft SMP

Bootylicious, desire, Domination, Erotic, face sitting, FANTASY, fetish, girl’s ass, INTIMATE, kink, Minecraft, Naughty, Pleasure, Provocative, role-play, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smp, Submission, Tease, temptation, Worship

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Votes:	2657
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Do you like having a girl’s ass in your face? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with so many bootylicious builds that you’ll never want to leave. From twerking towers to cheeky castles, we’ve got it all. Join now and get ready to have a butt-tastic time like never before!

DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

apologies, car safety, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, consequences of actions, DadCraft, distracted driving, family dynamics, Hall, Lecture, parent-child relationships, parenting, phone usage, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, road safety, rules, safe driving, teenage drivers, traffic laws, Transportation, Understanding

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Potions Brewed:	169	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Votes:	7888

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

BrickBucks Minecraft SMP

brand collaborations, BrickBucks, building blocks, Childhood, Collectibles, construction, creativity, expensive toys, iconic toys, imagination, innovation, lego, lego history, LEGO sets, Minecraft, Nostalgia, playthings, Playtime, popular toys, smp, Toy, toy industry, toy trends

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Holy Grails Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Divine Spears Created:	16

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced LEGO sets that are basically just glorified brand collabs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters, like the elusive Creeper King who only speaks in explosions and the mysterious Ender Dragon who is actually just a misunderstood artist. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most noobiest of noobs will feel right at home.

So why waste your time and money on expensive LEGO sets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!