The Strongest Sage of Disqualification Final Minecraft Servers

CoalToIsrael Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Bans, climate change, Coal exports, CoalToIsrael, colombia, economic impact, ENERGY, energy security, Environment, Export ban, Fossil Fuels, global trade, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Natural resources, policy, renewable energy, Server, south america, Trade

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3024	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Yo, so like, come join this epic Minecraft server where we got crazier stories than Colombia banning coal exports to Israel! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes!

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, or have a pet zombie named Bob who loves to dance the Macarena!

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants to join the fun! So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

BlockyFall: PokrovsCollapse

battlefield analysis, BlockyFall, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense tactics, eastern front, expert warning, front collapse, Geopolitical, military defense, military intelligence, Military operations, military strategy, national security, PokrovsCollapse, Pokrovsk city, risk assessment, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, War

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1662
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur city from fallin apart? well, this server is like that but x1000! u gotta be on ur toes 24/7 or else ur whole front could collapse! ukrainian military experts are shakin in their boots over this server, that’s how intense it is. u gotta join now or risk total destruction of ur precious city! come on, what are u waitin for??!

BlockyPsychHospital

Black residents, BlockyPsychHospital, community policing, community relations, Crime Prevention, law enforcement, mental health, mental health disparities, mental health outcomes, mental health services, Mental Health Treatment, minority communities, Police Brutality, police interventions, policing incident, Public Safety, racial disparities, racial equity, racial profiling, social justice, youth psychiatric hospitalization

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Love Letters Sent:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Votes:	6224

Yo, dis server be off the chain, like seriously, you gotta join for some crazy fun times! We got so much action goin’ on, you won’t know what hit ya!

So get this, right, if you join dis server, you gonna be like a superhero savin’ the day! Every time you stop a griefer or a troll, you gonna be helpin’ out a youth in psychiatric need! It’s like you’re a real-life hero, but in Minecraft form!

And get this, the more Black residents in the area, the stronger the effect! It’s like you’re on a mission to save the world, one block at a time! So come on and join us, we need all the heroes we can get to make a difference in the Minecraft world! Let’s do this!

SpudCraft: Where potatoes reign supreme and the only mods are potato skins! Join us now!

Active, application, close-knit, Collaborative, Community, Custom world, Datapacks, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Game Nights, hermitcraft, Join, Maturity, Mods, Potato, Potatoes, Reign, Safe Community, season 7, Semi-New, shopping district, skins, small group, smp, SpudCraft, SUPREME, voice chat, Welcoming

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Buildings Constructed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	179
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

SpudCraft Minecraft Server
Overview:	SpudCraft is a Minecraft community focused on creating a safe and trusting environment for players to enjoy the game together. Features include a diamond economy system, easy access to spawn, voice chat mod, vanilla gameplay with essential datapacks, and a mature, interactive community.
Season:	Seventh season launched on July 5th
Website:	https://map.spudcraft.org/

FAQ

What is SpudCraft?	SpudCraft is a community brought together by a love for Minecraft, aiming to expand into a safe and trusting community.
What does SpudCraft offer?	Trust-based diamond economy system /spawn command for easy return to spawn Simple voice chat mod Essential datapacks for vanilla experience 15-year-old age requirement Kind, mature, and interactive community Collaborative build projects and events BlueMap for world exploration Custom world generation
How old is the current season of SpudCraft?	SpudCraft launched its seventh season on July 5th, making it only a month old.
How can I join SpudCraft?	Join the Discord and submit your application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe

SluttyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, SluttyCraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2001
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your ex-girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more surprises than a box of chocolates (except you always know what you’re gonna get – pure chaos).

Join us if you want to experience a world where sheep can fly, pigs can talk, and creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug (which may or may not explode in your face). Our community is as diverse as a bag of Skittles – you never know who you’ll run into next.

And if you’re wondering where you can find more of that slut you met at the virtual bar last night, don’t worry – she’s probably building a castle in our server right now, ready to steal your diamonds and break your heart. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

CryptoCraft SMP – “HODLing Blocks: Minecraft SMP”

ADA, Altcoin, Analysis, Blockchain, blocks, Cardano, CryptoCraft, cryptocurrency, decentralized, Digital Currency, Future, growth, hodl, hodling, Investment, long term, market, Minecraft, opportunity, Potential, price, profit, Risk, smart contracts, smp, Staking

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We once had a player who bought a diamond pickaxe for $2.5 and suddenly became the richest player on the server. Legend has it that they never looked back and lost track of time, spending hours upon hours mining for more precious diamonds.

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions, and even a group of friendly creepers who will trade with you for emeralds. Join us on this wild ride and let us redpill you on the true meaning of Minecraft madness!

BabyCraftBattles

aita, Avery, baby, Baby name, BabyCraftBattles, Boyfriend, BPD, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family, family dynamics, intervention, Margo, name change, Niece, Pregnancy, Savery, sister, teasing, Tyler, unique name

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4922
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister naming her baby Savery? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of drama and excitement that rivals this family feud.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – just like the plot of this post. From changing baby names to heated text message exchanges, our server is full of unexpected surprises.

And just like the OP, you’ll have to navigate through tricky situations and make tough decisions. Will you stand up for what you believe in, even if it means facing backlash from your sister’s boyfriend? Or will you keep the peace and avoid getting involved in the drama?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual conflict resolution like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

KindCraftSMP – Kindness from a Stranger

act of kindness, Gratitude, Heartwarming, Human Connection, KindCraftSMP, Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness from a stranger, kindness in everyday life, kindness is contagious, kindness matters, memorable gesture, Never forget, positive interaction, Random act of kindness, small act, small acts of love, spreading kindness, stranger, touching moment, unexpected kindness, uplifting experience

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Dragons Tamed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Crops Grown:	6402	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

So, picture this: you’re minding your own business, building your epic castle on this wild Minecraft SMP, when suddenly a random player comes up to you and hands you a diamond sword with the words “For the epic battles ahead, my friend”. Turns out, this player was actually a secret agent from the Diamond Sword Guild, on a mission to spread joy and chaos in the land of blocks.

But that’s not all – another time, you were lost in the Nether, about to be devoured by a pack of angry zombie pigmen, when out of nowhere a player swoops in on a flying pig and rescues you, shouting “Fear not, for I am the Pigman Whisperer, here to save the day!”. Turns out, this player had a special bond with the pigmen and they owed him a favor or two.

And let’s not forget the time when a group of players organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate your birthday, complete with exploding creepers and flying llamas. It was a night to remember, filled with laughter, friendship, and a whole lot of chaos.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where kindness, absurdity, and epic adventures reign supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the craziest blocky community you’ll ever encounter. Who knows what kind of wild and wacky moments await you in this land of endless possibilities!

BlockyBabesCraft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4570
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Alien Abductions:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by former porn stars who know all the juiciest secrets of the industry! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous gossip, epic builds, and non-stop laughs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a famous adult film director who will help you build the most epic redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen. So come on, join us and uncover the hidden world of the porn industry in Minecraft!

BridgeWars Minecraft Server

Border dispute, BridgeWars, Conflict Resolution, defense measures, eastern europe, Geopolitics, infrastructure destruction, international conflict, international relations, military alliances, military conflict, military confrontation, Military operations, military strategy, Minecraft, political tensions, River Bridge, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian forces, Server, Ukraine, ukraine news, War Tactics

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	268	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Yo, so like, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where Ukraine straight up takes down bridges and cuts off Russian forces? It’s like a real-life battle happening in the game, but with blocks and stuff. Join this server if you wanna be a part of the action and help Ukraine take down those pesky Russian forces. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of such a crazy and intense storyline in Minecraft? So come on, join now and be a hero in this epic virtual war!