The Strongest Sage of Disqualification Final Minecraft Servers

MomSingsNoHBDAtAuntBabyShower

aunt, awkward, baby shower, Birthday, Cake, celebration, concern, decision, different day, Dinner, Event, family, first child, forced, MomSingsNoHBDAtAuntBabyShower, Mother, One and Only, selfish, singing, strangers, tradition

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9403
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of making your special day all about you! Unlike this poor soul’s baby shower, we promise not to invite random strangers to sing happy birthday to your aunt who just showed up unannounced.

Join our server and experience the joy of having everyone focus on YOU and YOUR accomplishments. We won’t force you to share the spotlight with anyone else, especially not some distant relative who conveniently decided to visit on your big day.

So come on over and celebrate yourself in style! Because on our server, it’s all about YOU, baby!

AloneButMarried Minecraft SMP

adult life, AloneButMarried, Decision making, emotional development, INDEPENDENCE, life experiences, life milestones, Life skills, living alone, Marriage, Maturity, milestone, Minecraft, personal growth, personal responsibility, personal space, relationships, Self Discovery, self reliance, self-care, self-sufficiency, smp, solo living

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6148
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	623152	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server, it’s like the coolest thing ever! Like, imagine this, you’re all alone in the world, just mining and building and surviving like a total boss. And then, out of nowhere, you meet this group of crazy players who are like the Avengers of Minecraft, but way funnier and with more explosions!

Join our server for the most epic adventures, like fighting off giant mutant chickens and riding pigs into battle. Plus, we have the most lit parties in our virtual world, with pixelated fireworks and cake for days. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lairs and treasure hunts we go on.

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and make some new friends who are just as weird and awesome as you, then come join us on the most epic server ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #creeperparty #blocklife

AwkwardCraft: Creeper in the Sheets

awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward hookups, awkward intimacy, awkward positions, awkward sex, awkward sexual encounters, AwkwardCraft, creeper, cringe-worthy sex, cringeworthy moments, embarrassing bedroom moments, embarrassing moments, embarrassing sex stories, funny bedroom fails, funny sex mishaps, funny sex stories, intimate mishaps, sexual blunders, sexual mishaps, SHEETS, uncomfortable sex, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Join our Minecraft server and never feel lonely again! We have a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand, or a pickaxe, or whatever you need!

Our server is so lit, even creepers are jealous! We once had a player accidentally propose to their Minecraft girlfriend during a raid on a village – talk about commitment!

So come join us and experience the most epic adventures, the most hilarious mishaps, and the most unforgettable moments in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in a pixelated pig!

Amygdala Emotion Detector

amygdala, atypical, autism, brain imaging, brain region, critical, detector, emotion, emotions, Evidence, fear, findings, functional connectivity, INDIVIDUALS, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neuroimaging, neurology, processing, research, study, threat detection

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2303
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are as wild as a llama on a trampoline! we’ve got more fun than a pig in a mud bath and more excitement than a creeper in a fireworks factory!

our server is so lit, even the zombies are doing the floss dance! you’ll be crafting and building like a pro in no time, with more resources than a diamond mine in your backyard!

we’ve got so many mini-games, you’ll be as entertained as a chicken in a seed factory! and our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a dog park!

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the thrill of mining, crafting, and surviving like never before! you’ll be as hooked as a fish on a fishing rod in no time!

HumbleCraft

Active, Builders, Community, competitive, data packs, diamond prizes, Discord, Events, Friendly, gaming district, Humblecraft, Lore, Mods, multiplayer, Redstone, rules, shopping district, Survival, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, Video

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	259662	Farms Harvested:	335
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Server Name:	HumbleCraft
Version:	1.21.4
Player Age Requirement:	18+
Special Features:	Carefully selected data packs and mods
Community:	Small but active group of members from around the world

FAQ:

What is HumbleCraft?

HumbleCraft is a 18+ 1.21.4 Minecraft SMP played by a small but active group of members from all over the world. The server is vanilla with the exception of a few carefully selected data packs and mods to enhance the vanilla experience.

What can you expect on the server?

A welcoming community filled with friendly and interesting people from all over the world.
A thriving and newly landscaped shopping district where you can make a diamond fortune.
An exciting gaming district featuring games created by our talented and imaginative members.
Interesting lore in the form of treasure hunts or story-based and player driven mysteries.
Events to bring out your competitive streak. Giving an opportunity to team up or compete alone to win diamond prizes.

What do we need from you?

You must be over 18 years old and be a decent person to be around. Discord is needed to stay updated with the servers happenings and if you are willing to voice chat that’s a great bonus!

A full list of rules can be found on the Discord server. Thanks for reading and we hope to see you in the new world!

MindCraft Realm of Chaos 1.20.2

1.20.2, ABUSIVE, Chaos, Degenerate, destructive, disturbed, disturbed individual, HARMFUL, harmful behavior, inappropriate, incestual, manipulative, mentally unhinged, mindcraft, narcissist, perverted, piece of shit, Realm, Repulsive, revolting, toxic behavior, UNACCEPTABLE, Vile

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8308	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Emeralds Found:	9993
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Yo, bro, forget about all that nonsense and come join our Minecraft server! We got pigs that can fly, cows that tell jokes, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man. Plus, our diamond armor is so blinged out, it’ll blind you with its blinginess. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

NoteBlockCity

aita, country road, ditch, Door, Driver, driveway, ignoring, morning, neighbors, Note, NoteBlockCity, Obstacles, passenger mirror, RESPONSIBILITY, run into, sidewalks, trash cans, trash guys, trash truck, TV

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Emeralds Found:	2602
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the trash cans have drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the trash can in the middle of the road.

Imagine a world where trash cans have the power to shatter mirrors and spark neighborly disputes. Will you be the one to bring order to this chaotic land, or will you toss your trash cans haphazardly and watch the drama unfold?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the thrill of dodging obstacles in the road and making questionable decisions like throwing away notes from concerned neighbors. Join now and let the trash can saga begin!

RegretfulBuyer Minecraft SMP

bad investment, buyer’s guilt, buyer’s remorse, costly mistake, decision, Disappointment, financial regret, hindsight, impulse buy, lesson learned, Minecraft, mistake, MONEY, Purchase, regret, regretful spending, RegretfulBuyer, regrettable purchase, remorseful, smp, SPENDING, Wasted, wish I hadn’t bought

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously it’s so lit! Like, I regret not joining sooner because it’s like a virtual paradise with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. And guess what? The owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even is that?! And there’s this secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and have dance parties, it’s wild. So yeah, join now or forever live in regret like me for not joining earlier, trust me you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and unicorns, then maybe you will regret it. But still, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together! #minecraftislife #unicornsandpizza

Elon’s Cyber Shenanigans

Computer System, cyber, cybersecurity, data breach, data security, elon musk, Elons, Government data, government security, government technology, government technology breach, government technology investigation, government technology policies, government technology protocols, government technology scandal, government technology security, government workers, it security, security measures, Shenanigans, Technology, unauthorized access, US agency

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4181
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any drama or excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Elon Musk’s aides running amok and locking government workers out of computer systems! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, conspiracy theories, and maybe even a few alien sightings. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have all this insanity? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Mind Server

brain awareness, brain care, brain cognition, brain development, brain empowerment, brain fitness, brain function, brain health, brain longevity, brain maintenance, brain protection, brain resilience, brain support, brain vitality, brain wellness, cognitive function, Crafty, human right, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, Mind, neurological health, Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

do u like minecraft? do u like to laugh? do u like to build crazy sh*t and have a good time? then come join our server! we have unicorns flying around, talking pigs, and a secret portal to the land of chocolate. our mods are all trained circus clowns who will entertain u while u play. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. so come on down and let’s get this party started!